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Speaking of random a$$ sh*t...

I lost my cell phone for a few hours today. Turns out, it was in my bra the whole time.

(This message has been brought to you by the prodding of Leelou, who double dog dared me to do it)

There's butt dialing. Have you ever boob dialed?

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After a night at the club, when I take my bra off, out comes money, keys, cell phone, gum, chapstick... I stick all kinds of things down there while I am drunk.

I'm trying to understand the logistics of it all.

Where exactly do you put that stuff? In your cleavage? In your cups? On the side? Doesn't the phone get kinda musky from being pressed against sweaty skin?

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Vic, just because no girls pay you attention, doesn't mean you have to be an a$$.

actually that's exactly what it means. Look at it this way, either he gets it out here, now, by making fun of you, or he represses it and then 5 years from now he's at the top of a bell tower on some college campus with a sniper rifle mowing down anything in a skirt.

Think of the lives you are saving

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For everyone who is still alive, your not in the wrong thread. This is still the game thread.

Thanks

I think this is top five game threads ever. Good mafia and healthy eating habits for a healthy life and a colon of fortitude.

II think Jack is green. Just figured it out.

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