T0mShane Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Here's the hypothetical: Woody sells, you become the owner of the team in January 2018. What are the five major things you do in that time frame. I ask, because I usually make a post this time of year talking about how I'd fix the team moving forward, but I've quite frankly given up. But anyway, curious what you people think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 There's actually nothing can be done right now. If you start that 100 day count down at the conclusion of the season, fun story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadude Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Offer $100 million and total control to Harbaugh after firing everyone on the coaching staff and front office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Fire everyone. Then call Jim Harbaugh, and offer him a 49% stake in the team. Then get the f*ck out of his way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Call Theo Epstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 I would fire EVERYONE in the organization from ticket sales to washing jocks. Thats how you CLEAN HOUSE and REBUILD not this bullsh*t we are being sold by Mike Maccagnan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadude Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: I would fire EVERYONE in the organization that has anything to do with ticket sales to washing jocks. Thats how you CLEAN HOUSE and REBUILD not this bullsh*t we are being sold by Mike Maccagnan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 8, 2017 Author Share Posted August 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, flgreen said: There's actually nothing can be done right now. If you start that 100 day count down at the conclusion of the season, fun story You take ownership January 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Villa in Monaco Lambo countach Gillian Anderson 80s new wave playlist Sticky stanky purple haze Forget I just bought the jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 10 minutes ago, thadude said: Offer $100 million and total control to Harbaugh after firing everyone on the coaching staff and front office 9 minutes ago, sourceworx said: Fire everyone. Then call Jim Harbaugh, and offer him a 49% stake in the team. Then get the f*ck out of his way. Pretty much this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadude Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Just now, NoBowles said: Pretty much this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Just now, thadude said: This and free beer every game to all PSL holders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike135 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Try to free up even more cap space. One of the ways would be trying to get compromising pics of some GM/Owner, and then bribe them into trading for Wilkerson. I'd redesign the Flight Crew outfits. Anything more than a bikini is overkill. Install a chip into Bowles that electrocutes him whenever he says, "he gives us the best chance to win." I'd start convincing Rex to come back for 2018. Offer Mrs Decker a job as dedicated halftime entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadude Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 minute ago, joewilly12 said: This and free beer every game to all PSL holders. Free beer will be the only to fill MetLife by week 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 minute ago, thadude said: Free beer will be the only to fill MetLife by week 4 Doubt it my neighbor offers me free tickets weekly and he usually buys all the beer business "write off" and I still wont go I prefer to be tortured in my own home surrounded by friends and family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 I call up @joewilly12 and tell him, I have a blank check, 48 years is too long, how much do you want to not let it get to 50, and then I agree to his price tag. Then I turn over the keys to him and profit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadude Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Doubt it my neighbor offers me free tickets weekly and he usually buys all the beer business "write off" and I still wont go I prefer to be tortured in my own home surrounded by friends and family. I'm ashamed to even be a fan of this team at this point. Pathetic organization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, thadude said: I'm ashamed to even be a fan of this team at this point. Pathetic organization. Shame is good for you. Builds character. Would you rather be arrogant and entitled like a disgusting Patriots or Steelers fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: Shame is good for you. Builds character. Would you rather be arrogant and entitled like a disgusting Patriots or Steelers fan? For 48 years this team has ripped our hearts out, kicked us in the groin and rubbed salt in our wounds. DAMMIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Pull a Leon Hess, tamper with the Miami Dolphins, give up the draft picks, and get Mike Tannenbaum as our President and GM at any cost. The best years this franchise ever had were under his leadership, his salary cap brilliance, and his philosophy that millennial college kids mostly suck and proven, hungry veterans on their second or third contract can produce immediate results. This franchise needs an immediate turnaround. Mike Tannenbaum rebuilding through free agency is the answer. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 52 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Here's the hypothetical: Woody sells, you become the owner of the team in January 2018. What are the five major things you do in that time frame. I ask, because I usually make a post this time of year talking about how I'd fix the team moving forward, but I've quite frankly given up. But anyway, curious what you people think. Analyze what happened in the 2017 season, then move forward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1. Break contract, and get my own stadium somewhere, anywhere in NYC. 2. Fire everybody 3. Hire Harbaugh w/ whatever it takes 4. Draft Sam Darnold 5. Get cool, new uniforms and then Sit back and watch the Jets Golden Years as I become widely known as the coolest most fan friendly owner in all of sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 51 minutes ago, Mike135 said: Try to free up even more cap space. One of the ways would be trying to get compromising pics of some GM/Owner, and then bribe them into trading for Wilkerson. I'd redesign the Flight Crew outfits. Anything more than a bikini is overkill. Install a chip into Bowles that electrocutes him whenever he says, "he gives us the best chance to win." I'd start convincing Rex to come back for 2018. Offer Mrs Decker a job as dedicated halftime entertainment. Oh deer God! If this was anyone other than YOU, I would have laughed at the joke, but I know YOUR not joking. Convince Rex to come back? The guy has been fired from two NFL jobs in 3 years, won't take much convincing, lol. Please don't EVER, EVER, play the Powerball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 I would offer Ozzie Newsome a truckload of cash to come take full control. Let him hire any coach he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 hour ago, NoBowles said: I call up @joewilly12 and tell him, I have a blank check, 48 years is too long, how much do you want to not let it get to 50, and then I agree to his price tag. Then I turn over the keys to him and profit! Welcome to our new HOME stadium for starters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRONX DUDE Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt39 said: Call Theo Epstein THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike135 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 hour ago, NoBowles said: Oh deer God! If this was anyone other than YOU, I would have laughed at the joke, but I know YOUR not joking. Convince Rex to come back? The guy has been fired from two NFL jobs in 3 years, won't take much convincing, lol. Please don't EVER, EVER, play the Powerball I didn't say he had to be coach. Rex as DC would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 2 hours ago, T0mShane said: Here's the hypothetical: Woody sells, you become the owner of the team in January 2018. What are the five major things you do in that time frame. I ask, because I usually make a post this time of year talking about how I'd fix the team moving forward, but I've quite frankly given up. But anyway, curious what you people think. I can fix the Jets in 5 steps. 1. Buy Scout.com 2. Have Scout.com buy JetNation.com 3. Wait for Scout.com to ruin JetNation.com and make it disappear (Scout ruins things) 4. T0mShane disappears from the Jets interwebz and positivity starts to flourish 5. Ride the new wave of positivity to a Super Bowl win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Mike135 said: I didn't say he had to be coach. Rex as DC would be great. Shouldn't the HC decide that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike135 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, NoBowles said: Shouldn't the HC decide that?? If it's bowles... no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
August Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 If the team is competitive but lose games due to talent and experience I give this current regime another year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 hour ago, HessStation said: 1. Break contract, and get my own stadium somewhere, anywhere in NYC. 2. Fire everybody 3. Hire Harbaugh w/ whatever it takes 4. Draft Sam Darnold 5. Get cool, new uniforms and then Sit back and watch the Jets Golden Years as I become widely known as the coolest most fan friendly owner in all of sports What contract are you people talking about? Jets OWN half of the stadium. Theres no contract to break. That value is part of the billions you will have to spend to buy the team. And then spend 2 or more to build in NYC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 hour ago, joewilly12 said: Welcome to our new HOME stadium for starters. Another place you would never buy a ticket to but complain about. Funny part is other than the open roof this place looks just like Met Life with the 4 replay boards etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Day 1 of ownership commit seppuku Days 2-100 in hell > Days 2-100 as JETS owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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