The Wire Mafia (GAME OVER - STANFIELD WINS!)

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1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

He's a cock?

^obvious

[Barry McCockinner]

1 minute ago, CTM said:

Half right. I went off hess cause 1) yes, he is fun to play with 2) we normally dont lynch replacements the minute they take over. Was giving him time to see how he played.

+The bolded is a complete contradiction, my activity around the 80 run up was to vote stark due to his behavior around 80 run up. And a paragraph earlier you said I had good reason for voting stark as a means to cast suspicion for unvoting. So which is it was my stark vote well reasoned or am I suspicious for voting him??

Not moving off of cock, hes talking out of both sides of his mouth and contradicting himself from 1 paragraph to the next. Like scum

This feels like narrative building.

I am not talking out both sides of my mouth. I never said you were suspicious for voting Stark. You were originally on Stark, then the 80 run up happened and you went back to stark. I said your activity around the 80 run up was sketch. It was the period in between.

 

[Gone]

1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Let's kill the hippie.

The words ring true. Just sad they're coming out of your mouth.

Thoughts on ape?

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, Nynaeve said:

The words ring true. Just sad they're coming out of your mouth.

Thoughts on ape?

Hard to tell on Ape until he starts playing.  I'm waiting for him to yell at me or be nice to me to be able to tell if he's scum or not.  

[The Crusher]

4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Hard to tell on Ape until he starts playing.  I'm waiting for him to yell at me or be nice to me to be able to tell if he's scum or not.  

Yes, much easier to tell once he picks up a handful of feces. Tough to tell before that. 

[CTM]

12 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

This feels like narrative building.

I am not talking out both sides of my mouth. I never said you were suspicious for voting Stark. You were originally on Stark, then the 80 run up happened and you went back to stark. I said your activity around the 80 run up was sketch. It was the period in between.

 

Huh, 80 was getting run up.. I believe I made some jokes and pointed out that 1) you were fake outragey ( to which nyn called me a teenage girl I think) and 2) stark was fanning the flames on 80 but voting jif

I'm pretty sure I also posted I'm more interested in the reaction to 80s half reveal and run up than I am 80. 

So again, during 80s run up. I was was FOS'ing you and stark. Which you later indicated was a good vote

Can you clarify ?  How can you not like my activity around 80 run up but like the vote I made during 80 run up??

That isn't narrative building it's a direct restatement of what happenned.

[Barry McCockinner]

This post came in after I wrote this, but it's appropriate to put at the top.

Quote

Huh, 80 was getting run up.. I believe I made some jokes and pointed out that 1) you were fake outragey ( to which nyn called me a teenage girl I think) and 2) stark was fanning the flames on 80 but voting jif

I'm pretty sure I also posted I'm more interested in the reaction to 80s half reveal and run up than I am 80. 

So again, during 80s run up. I was was FOS'ing you and stark. Which you later indicated was a good vote

Can you clarify ?  How can you not like my activity around 80 run up but like the vote I made during 80 run up??

That isn't narrative building it's a direct restatement of what happenned.

^ when I said narrative building, I am referring to you suggesting that I'm calling your vote on Stark two different ways. I never did. I was referring to the below.

I didn't want to give the details of why I thought CTM's activity around the 80 run up looked sketch to me because I know people will say "but YoU'RE tYInG PeOPLe tOGEther". To me it came off as CTM working to get 80 off the hook as his train clearly wasn't going anywhere.

CTM comes in an pokes a bunch of fun at 80 and points fingers at people voting him instead.

On 7/27/2020 at 12:20 PM, CTM said:

what is the case on 80, typical lynch 80 on day 1 snooze fest or is it worth reading back?

On 7/27/2020 at 1:58 PM, CTM said:

 

Lol you derp.. seriously 

 

On 7/27/2020 at 1:59 PM, CTM said:

Fake outragey

 

On 7/27/2020 at 2:04 PM, CTM said:

This would be a more reasonable take had you caught 2 votes and been l-3. However you prematurely blowing you reveal wad fits

Thus far I'm more interested in reactions than derpina derping

 

On 7/27/2020 at 4:29 PM, CTM said:

I missed this post. Might be the definition of flailing.

You make a semi gotcha case on Jets for lurking, and then when called out act like you were setting a goofy trap and  compare it to what an actual noob did a few games back?

Ugh you idiot.. have you made a full reveal yet ? I think you are l2

Now he's on board with the no full reveal that he was just FoS'ing me for.

 

On 7/27/2020 at 4:31 PM, CTM said:

Unvote vote 80

you are now 

demands full reveal

On 7/27/2020 at 4:39 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

Fine.  Since I won't be available this evening.

I'm Town Detective.  (Not Cop, Detective.)

Each night I choose a player and get to see if they shot a gun that night.  I'll evidently be told one of 3 things:  Positive, Negative or No Result.

 

On 7/27/2020 at 5:13 PM, CTM said:

Unvote

Vote stark 

evidently, 80 is now off the hook.

That is exactly what I found to be sketchy around the 80 run up. 

 

Now that I've typed that all out, I don't know why if you were scum mates 80 would decide to bus you at this point though. Doesn't make sense.

unvote

[Integrity28]

1 hour ago, Drums said:

I really don’t care if you guys lynch me so have at it

1-2 votes on you? 

[GATA]

VOTE COUNT:

Hess - - Paradis, Dice (2)

Barry - - CTM, Crusher, Spoot, Hess, JC (5)

Drums - - kdels, Jif, JETS (3)

Ape - - Nyn (1)

CTM - - Lizzie, ape, 80, Drums (4)

 

@CTM is @ L-4

DEADLINE: Tomorrow at 3 pm

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to lynch

[CTM]

2 minutes ago, GATA said:

VOTE COUNT:

Hess - - Paradis, Dice (2)

Barry - - CTM, Crusher, Spoot, Hess, JC (5)

Drums - - kdels, Jif, JETS (3)

Ape - - Nyn (1)

CTM - - Lizzie, ape, 80, Drums (4)

 

@CTM is @ L-3

DEADLINE: Tomorrow at 3 pm

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to lynch

i h8u

[Integrity28]

27 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Hard to tell on Ape until he starts playing.  I'm waiting for him to yell at me or be nice to me to be able to tell if he's scum or not.  

Not a real tell.

[Integrity28]

8 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Now that I've typed that all out, I don't know why if you were scum mates 80 would decide to bus you at this point though. Doesn't make sense.

Doesn’t preclude it from happening.

Focus on catching 1 at a time. I always get bogged down in theories when I try catching the whole scum team all at once.

[CTM]

8 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Now he's on board with the no full reveal that he was just FoS'ing me for.

ftr.  I fos'd you not for the what you said but how you said it. Getting all worked up over derpina derping didn't ring true..

Also the idea that I'd protect 80 from a lynch as a scum mate is so insulting I'd like to clothesline you into oblivion

[CTM]

2 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Doesn’t preclude it from happening.

Focus on catching 1 at a time. I always get bogged down in theories when I try catching the whole scum team all at once.

^ Ape's the best teacher in mafia, his don't do what I do lectures are genius and have elevated the game of everyone who's heard one

[GATA]

11 minutes ago, CTM said:

i h8u

[Jetsfan80]

14 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Not a real tell.

Well maybe not now that Ape v14.0 has been released.  But it used to be.  

[Losmeister]

56 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

If you’ve got so much time to read the game and tell us to go faster then why didn’t you play yourself?

b/c it makes no difference...

I thought maybe last game was an anomaly...

 

[Jetsfan80]

9 minutes ago, Losmeister said:

b/c it makes no difference...

I thought maybe last game was an anomaly...

 

Why rush through a game?  We've got what, 3 more weeks until real NFL practices start?

[GATA]

22 minutes ago, Losmeister said:

b/c it makes no difference...

I thought maybe last game was an anomaly...

 

Lol Los D1 sometimes goes on for an eternity then we put deadlines 

to get the ball rollin'

[Losmeister]

2 minutes ago, GATA said:

Lol Los D1 sometimes goes on for an eternity then we put deadlines 

to get the ball rollin'

In the end, my patience or lack thereof is all on me...

so I'll stop bein a whineass beotch

[Barry McCockinner]

53 minutes ago, CTM said:

ftr.  I fos'd you not for the what you said but how you said it. Getting all worked up over derpina derping didn't ring true..

Also the idea that I'd protect 80 from a lynch as a scum mate is so insulting I'd like to clothesline you into oblivion

Going WWF on someone IRL can be exhilarating and soul clensing.

[AVM]

Sup, b******!

Yall already lynched 80 for being 80 on D1 yet or are we still in the joke phase?

[HessStation]

Does anybody care if I call Cock’s bluff

[AVM]

On 7/24/2020 at 8:56 AM, JiF said:

^^^this guy gets it

On 7/24/2020 at 2:09 PM, Drums said:

I knew Pac was like a manager or something, but I am confused by who else these jokes are aimed at. Ctm? 

This post just...it's good. 

On 7/24/2020 at 3:53 PM, Spoot-Face said:

 

Your browser does not support the audio element.

 

 

 

Gay

 

 

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #83:

 

203 out of 1015 women have become pregnant after having hugged 80, while 0 of 1 women have become pregnant after having had sex with him.

 

 

Your browser does not support the audio element.

 

 

 

Gay

 

 

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #83:

 

203 out of 1015 women have become pregnant after having hugged 80, while 0 of 1 women have become pregnant after having had sex with him.

 

The fun facts posts, however, are phenomenal.

This has brought me much joy.

[jvill 51]

@AVM is replacing @BallinPB 

[The Crusher]

14 minutes ago, HessStation said:

Does anybody care if I call Cock’s bluff

Jealous

[The Crusher]

2 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

@AVM is replacing @BallinPB 

Damn, not even out f day 1 and this game has literally got way better. Jvill51 has a masterclass replacement game. 

[AVM]

On 7/27/2020 at 11:09 AM, GATA said:

 

VOTE COUNT:

80 - - Spoot, Dice, JETS, Nyn, Ballin, Barry (6)

Drums - - kdels, CTM, (2)

Lizzie - - Crusher, 80 (2)

Barry - - Paradis (1)

Stark - - Drums (1)

Paradis - - Lizzie (1)

CTM - - Stark (1)

 

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to lynch

 

On 7/27/2020 at 12:26 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

Because its me.  I'm the most common D1 lynch in Mafia history, and its not close.  And many of those lynches were of the speedlynch/CFD variety.

In any case the weekend is over and we're actually playing Mafia now.  So....you're welcome.

The beauty is that I had not read a single post in this thread prior to assuming 80 got run up.

We really are a predictable bunch, eh?

On 7/27/2020 at 12:51 PM, Integrity28 said:

Amateurish. We’ve know for years that a persons name will show at bottom if they leave the browser tab open.

^^Not incorrect

On 7/27/2020 at 12:58 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

Me and Verbal

CTM and Ape

CTM and Pac

CTM and JiF

CTM and Hess

CTM and Crusher (pretty much everyone hates CTM)

Pac and Klecko (Klecko is a former player, but still counts)

Pac and GATA

Dice and Arsis

Leelou and Darthe

Leelou and No Penis

 

I'll think of others later.

AVM and order
AVM and Barry and getting a beer

[JustEndTheSuffering]

41 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Going WWF on someone IRL can be exhilarating and soul clensing.

We used to go into my one friends basement and have full on matches. I’m talking submission holds, elbows off the top of the couch and everything in between. It was exactly as you describe, my adrenaline was pumping. There were plenty of minor injuries along the way and we’re probably pretty lucky nobody got seriously hurt lol. 

[AVM]

On 7/27/2020 at 1:24 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

For over an hour without posting, yes.  

And thanks to the Ape you have a built in defense for that to hide behind.  Thanks Ape.  

Maybe he was multi-quoting 10+ posts just to annoy CTM? 

If so he's a damned hero and you should get off his back

On 7/27/2020 at 1:36 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

Sports analogy: 

The Lakers and Celtics were, of course, a true rivalry.  The 2 top NBA franchises of all-time who hate each other.  Even though they weren't anywhere close geographically.  

The Lakers and Clippers, however, are NOT rivals, even though they play in the same building.  That has been a hammer and nail relationship, historically.  Only lately are the Clippers becoming respectable, but that's still not a rivalry.

I am the Clippers and Nyn is the Lakers.  I'm not sure who the Celtics would be....

My god, you're the Clippers in human form. I don't know how we never saw it before.

Personally, I prefer the Clippers over the Lakers. But I'm a loser, so this is not good (or surprising) news for you.

On 7/27/2020 at 1:59 PM, CTM said:

Fake outragey

As the resident expert on fake outrage, I believe I'm best suited to speak on this.

It's a little fake "outragey" - though no outrage professional would ever use the term outragey

On 7/27/2020 at 2:03 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

And?  You don't get to be condescending about someone doing the same thing just because its me doing it.

This is the weirdest post I've ever seen from you.

I'm not going to vote you or anything...but this was weird.

On 7/27/2020 at 2:21 PM, CTM said:

You should grow a moustache and open a college that uses pron as thr only source material for learning

Professor AVM, PhD Chaos Theory here and ready to share my knowledge with the masses

On 7/27/2020 at 2:23 PM, Spoot-Face said:

Pussy

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #483:

The average person will spend over 220,000 hours of their life asleep, coincidentally, that's the same amount of time that 80 will have spent staring at naked department store female mannequins.

"Same amount of time that 80 will have spent naked, staring at department store female mannequins"

--technically both are true, but I felt it was important to clarify

On 7/27/2020 at 2:56 PM, CTM said:

Twatty defense noted 

I hate how much I love you this game

 

(just kidding, I love it)

[AVM]

Was going to try and rapidly catch up, not do the usual multi-quote thing until I saw the opportunity for the CTM multiquote joke. Couldn't help myself. Through page 10 - stopping for dinner, then back.

[Dicetosser]

4 hours ago, Drums said:

I really don’t care if you guys lynch me so have at it

if thats your attitude fine.

 

unvote vote Drums

 

@HessStation I am Town

[AVM]

On 7/27/2020 at 2:58 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

I wouldn't expect anything else.  And it strengthens my point, lol.  We're not rivals.  It's hammer vs nail.

Giggity?

On 7/27/2020 at 3:12 PM, Spoot-Face said:

I don't know how much longer I can keep this up lol.

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #869:

After an unfortunate misunderstanding in his youth, 80 is forbidden by the U.S. Department of Agriculture to go within 50 feet of any and all chickens.

Been telling y'all for years he was a damn dirty seachicken

On 7/27/2020 at 4:39 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

Fine.  Since I won't be available this evening.

I'm Town Detective.  (Not Cop, Detective.)

Each night I choose a player and get to see if they shot a gun that night.  I'll evidently be told one of 3 things:  Positive, Negative or No Result.

Hmmm...

On 7/27/2020 at 10:21 PM, Drums said:

Other notes:

Barry looking like town, Crusher was stretching with that stuff on him before imo

I feel like JC is giving me JC town vibes

I believe 80's reveal but either way that will work its way out

Agreed on all of these. Though trying to read JC is like trying to get through a Dustin Diamond porno - difficult, pointless and you're not likely to feel satisfied at the end

On 7/28/2020 at 9:21 AM, kdels62 said:

CTMis being way more focused than I’m used to seeing in the early game. That’s suspicious. 

Drums is being less annoying than normal. He’s breezier than I remember. A lot more posts shooting the sh*t than I think is his usual.

80s reveal is confusing but it should buy him a second day at least. 

You’re playing a fairly town game. Being assertive without being problematic.

Stark’s vote on JiF was out of the blue. It’s say 1, I’m not sure how much to look into it. 

Everyone else I’m meh on.

 

I don't like any of these reads, but I think it makes me like kdels...

[JustInFudge]

[Integrity28]

2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Well maybe not now that Ape v14.0 has been released.  But it used to be.  

Not really.