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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
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    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
      6
    • garlic mashed potatos
      3
    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
      0
    • roast beef
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    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
      5
    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
      3
    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
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I would have to vote (Purple Smoke) even though I would love to place the blame of a stinky one on somebody but that has already been done.

The thought of being chased or so scared that you let out Purple Smoke would be frickin' cool Ala Spyhunter if you will. Or if your with a chick and you don't want here to know you can't spend the night with her and you give her the ole Purple Smoke and disappear

ala 007 it's a classic Johnny.SJ would be proud.

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I would much rather have the invisible stench..

I cant Imagine life without being able to go on elevators and let one out and watch the poor minions gasp as they realize they cant escape. Or the good old go to the crowded store counter and let one out and then walk away 20 feet and watch all the peeps reel and try to blame one of the people at counter.

Leaving very crowded sports stadiums is great. Letting one go in a slow moving mass of people is always worth the price of admission.

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I would much rather have the invisible stench..

I cant Imagine life without being able to go on elevators and let one out and watch the poor minions gasp as they realize they cant escape. Or the good old go to the crowded store counter and let one out and then walk away 20 feet and watch all the peeps reel and try to blame one of the people at counter.

Leaving very crowded sports stadiums is great. Letting one go in a slow moving mass of people is always worth the price of admission.

my favorite is the "fart lasso"-- let out a slow squeaker while you circle a group of people several times. no escape.

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Whats the grossest thing you found in restaurant food or packaged food you have bought at store?

My mom once found a dead mouse in a jar of Spaghetti sauce from store.

I found a cigar in a coke bottle once.

My friend bit into a roach while eating a salad from IHOP. He got a coupon book good for 20 free dinners.

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I have never actually found anything gross in my food. I have encountered a few strange crunches here and there but I just kept on chewing. I don't want to know. :lol:

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Whats the grossest thing you found in restaurant food or packaged food you have bought at store?

My mom once found a dead mouse in a jar of Spaghetti sauce from store.

I found a cigar in a coke bottle once.

My friend bit into a roach while eating a salad from IHOP. He got a coupon book good for 20 free dinners.

I love how when something nasty happends they give you free meal coupons. It's like thanks maybe next week ill find that roaches brother or sister in my pancakes.

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anybody see the newest line of coach purses?

frankly i am not crazy about them.

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Found a dislocated rats tail in a white castle burger, luckily I was opening the sandwhich to take out the pickles and found it, If I was a pickle person (couchARSIScough) than I would've eaten rat tail.

They gave me my money back on a full refund, and like 10 boxes of fries and chicken rings.

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Found a dislocated rats tail in a white castle burger, luckily I was opening the sandwhich to take out the pickles and found it, If I was a pickle person (couchARSIScough) than I would've eaten rat tail.

They gave me my money back on a full refund, and like 10 boxes of fries and chicken rings.

buddy, their only mistake was not grinding up the tail enough. what do you think are in those things? beef????? :razz:

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Found a dislocated rats tail in a white castle burger, luckily I was opening the sandwhich to take out the pickles and found it, If I was a pickle person (couchARSIScough) than I would've eaten rat tail.

They gave me my money back on a full refund, and like 10 boxes of fries and chicken rings.

What can I say, I love the feeling of pickles in my mouth.

oh and:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA

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can any of them securely house a moist turd?
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I just snapped a cellphone pic of the biggest turd ever, it came out in one long log. I actually pulled out my little tape measure and measured it, 13 inches, and that doesn't include the part that is going down the whole, another inch or two at least. I am gonna text it to all my friends.

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anybody see the newest line of coach purses?

frankly i am not crazy about them.

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ohhhh, coach, what every girl completely deviod of style and taste is wearing this season.

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What the hell is that supposed to be?

did it not work? it was a random weird video called pickle surprise.

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did it not work? it was a random weird video called pickle surprise.

judging by the name, I'm happy it didn't work.

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did it not work? it was a random weird video called pickle surprise.

I assumed you were waiting for somebody to say that's what she said. :P

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ohhhh, coach, what every girl completely deviod of style and taste is wearing this season.

Hold up, let me understand this.... you are measuring your ****, yet a girl with a Coach bag is completely devoid of style and taste? :shutit:

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Hold up, let me understand this.... you are measuring your ****, yet a girl with a Coach bag is completely devoid of style and taste? :shutit:

Measuring your penis takes delicacy and skill, if you mismeasure the shaft or, are unable to properly place the ruler amongst the pubes you will knock of a few centimeters, which can be difference between a hot chick or a fugly tranny.

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Measuring your penis takes delicacy and skill, if you mismeasure the shaft or, are unable to properly place the ruler amongst the pubes you will knock of a few centimeters, which can be difference between a hot chick or a fugly tranny.

He was measuring his crap, not his penis...

Too much fart and sh!t talk around here for my taste... where'd all the gentlemen go?

:confused0082: :confused0082: :confused0082:

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My brother and I once ordered wings from Woody's and his wings were horribile, his wings were not even cooked, blood on all of them. It was nasty.

Mine were great tho. ;)

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I love how when something nasty happends they give you free meal coupons. It's like thanks maybe next week ill find that roaches brother or sister in my pancakes.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Hold up, let me understand this.... you are measuring your ****, yet a girl with a Coach bag is completely devoid of style and taste? :shutit:

haha, yeah, i guess that is what i am saying, lol.

BTW, i was just trying to go over the top with that poo post, its what i do from time to time, harharhar.

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He was measuring his crap, not his penis...

Too much fart and sh!t talk around here for my taste... where'd all the gentlemen go?

:confused0082: :confused0082: :confused0082:

women stopped having sex with them so they don't exist anymore.

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He was measuring his crap, not his penis...

Too much fart and sh!t talk around here for my taste... where'd all the gentlemen go?

:confused0082: :confused0082: :confused0082:

I am a gentleman in real life, online that doesn't play out so well, so I wear the joebaby hat and become that guy, good times! Kind of like how maxxx only plays a gay on here, i mean, i hope he is only playing, although when he goosed me instead of the hot porn chick at the tailgate i thought at the time he was getting a bit caried away with this act.

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My wife prefers Cole-Haan purses over Coach.

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There will be a chat room session with a world renowned Fart expert this afternoon.

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I just snapped a cellphone pic of the biggest turd ever, it came out in one long log. I actually pulled out my little tape measure and measured it, 13 inches, and that doesn't include the part that is going down the whole, another inch or two at least. I am gonna text it to all my friends.

if the back end disappeared down the hole and the front end still extended above the water line, you my friend just witnessed an "Imperial Dragon."

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He was measuring his crap, not his penis...

Too much fart and sh!t talk around here for my taste... where'd all the gentlemen go?

:confused0082: :confused0082: :confused0082:

women stopped having sex with them so they don't exist anymore.

POTW. when women want 'bad boys' can you blame us for not being gentlemen?

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Why are all the current threads started by this guy? JGB, are you an attention seeker? why do you insist on bumping all JGB threads? are you trying to make the new jets chant...J.G.B. BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!? What do you think?

ya hoochie.

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