MrsTaborJet Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 There was no dingo... Chad Pennington ate the baby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Little known truth, Pennington is actually his middle name. His real name is Chadwick Pennington Bin Laden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 And I'm 100% certain HE'S the reason Brooks Bollinger sucked ass. potw nom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Does anyone have a picture with Chad and Hitler? I know they're around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is the reason the Cubs haven't won a World Series since 1908. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 I think you may be onto something here, Smizzy. Chad Pennington does possess amazing brainwashing powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Does anyone have a picture with Chad and Hitler? I know they're around. I wanted to go there but I didn't have the balls to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 If it weren't for Chad Pennington, Tomy Brady would not be balls deep in BB right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chad Pennington. POTW NOM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington is the reason the Cubs haven't won a World Series since 1908. Chad Pennington didn't want that goat in Wrigley Field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 chad pennington invented homosexuality and aids.. in the same night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornJetsFan1983 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad made Paris drive dunk....everybody knows that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington's family crest is a picture of a baracuda eating Neil Armstrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 If it weren't for Chad Pennington, jetsrule128 would not be balls deep in BB right now. i agree. and arsis: another byproduct of that night was ecurb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington was Deepthroat....Easy Ecurb...it's a historical refrence...not a missed opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad forgot to put the tarp on Joe Robbie in 82. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington hired Stormshadow19 as a mod....& He is responsible for Hurricane Katrina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington was Deepthroat....Easy Ecurb...it's a historical refrence...not a missed opportunity. I'm speechless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Holy Cr*p, weak. Chad Pennington feasts on Weeb's carcass and shall emerge a Phoenix. Grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Holy Cr*p, weak. Chad Pennington feasts on Weeb's carcass and shall emerge a Phoenix. Grow up. and people say my posts make no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 and people say my posts make no sense. It makes perfect sense, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 It makes perfect sense, yo. Shh. Do you like candy little girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Shh. Do you like candy little girl? If you know what a Phoenix is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed3 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 and people say my posts make no sense. Chad stole jetophile's identity and made no sense of her post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 If you know what a Phoenix is. It depends who you ask. Jetheelz will tell you that Phoenix was one of the X-men. Arsis will tell you that the Phoenix was in a Harry Potter movie. Oktaren would tell you that Phoenix is a city in Arizona. Me, I have to go look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 It depends who you ask. Jetheelz will tell you that Phoenix was one of the X-men. Arsis will tell you that the Phoenix was in a Harry Potter movie. Oktaren would tell you that Phoenix is a city in Arizona. Me, I have to go look it up. I've never seen any of the Harry Potter films. Only Phoenix I know of have the suns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 If you know what a Phoenix is. Here's a reference for you... It's 'candy everybody wants' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 It depends who you ask. Jetheelz will tell you that Phoenix was one of the X-men. Arsis will tell you that the Phoenix was in a Harry Potter movie. Oktaren would tell you that Phoenix is a city in Arizona. Me, I have to go look it up. Well, get goin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chad Pennington 3. Cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Well, get goin'. Too lazy. And fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington just surrendered to France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 3, 2007 Author Share Posted June 3, 2007 Things Chad Pennington did today for fun.... Burned down a church Crashed a bus full of old people going to Atlantic City Slapped a strangers baby Watched Police Academy, Citizens on Patrol Oh & word on the street is Chad Pennington is the Father of Anna Nicole's baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 I love ya Chad but... If not for Chad we would not have Brick, Mangold, Leon, Brad Smith, or even cotchery on the field... But the funny thing is... On the way to that 4-12 season, I dont remember seeing Chadwick getting sacked behing an offensive line that had 4 out of 5 lineman playing a differnt possition than the year before. So thank you Chad for the many injuries of that little noddle arm of yours, Thank you for the times on the sidelines as the only Jets cheerleader... And maybe in life you can thank Mangini the way Martin should thank Herm. After all, Mangini is only Starting Noodle arm Chad so that Chad can not only never bring this Jets team to the Superbowl but also have Chads shoulder and his noodle arm in the H.O.F as a Poster-Child for Comeback player of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastmover Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad is the one that turned Jim Morrisson onto witchcraft and drugs, caused Van halen and Guns n Roses to break up (dont even mention sammy's name) now all I have left for entertainment is the Jets, Thanks Chad! Semper Fi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Chad Pennington just surrendered to France. Gah! Waving white towels isn't always a universal language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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