kobe24jets Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 what would ya do no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Teach him the English language. But I might need more than an hour for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Skin him alive, then dump him in a barrel of vinegar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Teach him the English language. But I might need more than an hour for that. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 agreed with teaching him the english language. no slang allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I'd break his computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I would probably end up killing him or rippingm y ears off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I'd break his computer. save that for "if you could spend an hour wit kobe's computer thread" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 hit him with hammer everytime he says " you feel me" Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Take a lesson on how to never break character. I didn't know what to make of this initially, but am now truly impressed. Way to build the motif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Kobe, put your 'Hater Blockers' on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Most likely arrest you on outstanding warrants and hopefully, get you booked and the report written before lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 There are so many options that it would take past an hour. But I'd likely choose between: -Take him to a Polka festival -Shopping at the Gap -or- -Tickets to Mamma Mia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe24jets Posted August 25, 2008 Author Share Posted August 25, 2008 yall aint wanna hit tha club dam yall trippin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 yall aint wanna hit tha club dam yall trippin :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Me an ma boy wud hit da clubs wit sum fly hunnies an bes sippin da parone. Den we go get sum ***** n hit it lik we cant miss ya dig no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I'd break his computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Take a lesson on how to never break character. I didn't know what to make of this initially, but am now truly impressed. Way to build the motif. honestly, it is sort of impressive...or sad. Because someone has dumped a lot of effort into this little alias...meaning they like the new persona or they hate their own persona. I'd sort of like to know which... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 honestly, it is sort of impressive...or sad. Because someone has dumped a lot of effort into this little alias...meaning they like the new persona or they hate their own persona. I'd sort of like to know which... I would also like to know the guiding motivation. I think we may have the makings of a Lifetime movie, or--at least--a 1,500 word article in Psychology Today. I'll draft up a story treatment, which we may all discuss at the JetNation tent at this year's Burning Man. See you and Tictac there. Don't forget the bug repellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Consider it the best hour of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 honestly, it is sort of impressive...or sad. Because someone has dumped a lot of effort into this little alias...meaning they like the new persona or they hate their own persona. I'd sort of like to know which... there's a certain moderator who used to post a lot but has been mysteriously missing since Kobe showed up (starts with an S and ends with a Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I would take you to KFC and buy you anything you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Me an ma boy wud hit da clubs wit sum fly hunnies an bes sippin da parone. Den we go get sum ***** n hit it lik we cant miss ya dig no homo I'll give you a tenner if, after your night out, you swing round by Carry Bridge, and drown the f**ker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillerPaul Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I'll give you a tenner if, after your night out, you swing round by Carry Bridge, and drown the f**ker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 if ya can spend a hour wit ya boy kobe24 what would ya do no homo Be there to give a victim impact statement at his sentencing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I'll give you a tenner if, after your night out, you swing round by Carry Bridge, and drown the f**ker. Yeah, I was joking. I'd kill him for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Yeah, I was joking. I'd kill him for sure. ROTFL nommed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyjet69 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 um, find out that he's really a rich white kid from suburban NJ named Keith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack48 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Have myself put into a medically induced coma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 I would take you to KFC and buy you anything you want. You will make sure they dropped it on the floor first right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 honestly, it is sort of impressive...or sad. Because someone has dumped a lot of effort into this little alias...meaning they like the new persona or they hate their own persona. If "kobe" is who I think he is, he has good reason to hate his own persona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Shoot myself for having to spend anytime with a wannabe white kid from Liberty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Me an ma boy wud hit da clubs wit sum fly hunnies an bes sippin da parone. Den we go get sum ***** n hit it lik we cant miss ya dig no homo can someone define what he is saying "ya feel me" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 can someone define what he is saying "ya feel me" ? Me an ma boy wud hit da clubs wit sum fly hunnies an bes sippin da parone. Den we go get sum ***** n hit it lik we cant miss ya dig no homo Easily translates into: Me and my buddy kobe24jets were going to go to a club or two of his choice. In the club we may enjoy some alcoholic beverages, mainly patrone. Then we will go our seperate ways to look for some lady friends to enjoy the night with. You understand? There will be no gay activity throughout. Pretty simple really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Easily translates into: Pretty simple really. well thank you i didnt do well in slang class so i needed the help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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