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1 BUFFALO

HAVE PROUDLY RECLAIMED THE POSITION OF #1 FOR 2009

2 PITTSBURGH

THEY ARE THE CHAMPIONS BUT ARE STILL IN FEAR OF THE 2009 BUFFALO BILLS

3

ARIZONA

The Cardinals and Tampa Bay Rays are the last two losing teams in Championship games. Now the Clippers need to lose in the NBA Finals

(checks standings Clippers are 10-37 they can do it)

4 NEW ENGLAND

2009 wildcat = 2 qbs in the backfield <3

5

DALLAS

IT WOULDN'T BE A PRESEASON POLL UNLESS DALLAS WAS RIDICULOUSLY HIGH YW

6 NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS

ELI MANNING IS SO CLOSE TO EARNING $100 MILLION =D

7

SAN DIEGO

omg yay shawne merrmian will be back

AND THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL

8

CAROLINA

remember when you went 8-0 at home (geneokerlund27 thinks) then lost to a team who had previously lost 47-7 in your timezone

9

TENNESSEE

lol kerry collins will start next year

10

PHILADELPHIA

can't wait for their typical huge offseason which includes signing tremendous receivers like dante' hall so they can save all their money

11

INDIANAPOLIS

omg poor tony dungy retired, he needs to come home to mn yw

12

BALTIMORE JOE FLACCOWNAGE will continue in year 2

13

MIAMI

WILDCAT YEAR 2 <333

14

ATLANTA in 2009 matty ice will realize he needs to change his cadance yw

15 HOUSTON WILL 2009 BE THE YEAR HOUSTON FINALLY BREAKS THE 8-8 PLATEAU?!?!

ps: no yw

16

CHICAGO

lol remember when you could have made the playoffs but lost to houston owned

17

WASHINGTON

geneokerlund27 can't wait for them to start 8-0 and finish 8-8

18

GREEN BAY

ridiculously high but geneokerlund27 doesn't want to edit the table yw

19

NEW ORLEANS

will probably win the division next year since they finished in last

20

MINNESOTA

lol jackson is still qb and childress is still coach

21 DENVER

lol @ firing mike shanahan (why isn't he coach of the vikings yet D=)

22

JACKSONVILLE lol remember when teams predicted you to win the 2009 Super Bowl

23 SAN FRANCISCO

WE ARE ENTERING OUR FIRST OFFSEASON WITH MIKE SINGLETARY AS HEAD COACH <3

24 TAMPA BAY

lol @ firing jon gruden because his team had about a billion injuries

he should go coach the colts and win the super bowl next year

25 NEW YORK

GeneOkerlund27 is watching with baited breath to see what brett favre does

26 SEATTLE seattle probably already has 9 people on injured reserve for 2009 after a super bowl party accident D=

27 CINCINNATI hooray marvin lewis is still coach!

28 OAKLAND lol tom cable is still coach

29 CLEVELAND FINALLY THE MANGENIUS HAS COME BACK TO CLEVELAND

30 KANSAS CITY

poor herm edwards

31 ST LOUIS

thx for not hiring Leslie Frazier =D

32 DETROIT

THEY ARE UNDEFEATED AND IN FIRST PLACE

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1 BUFFALO

0-0-0 HAVE PROUDLY RECLAIMED THE POSITION OF #1 FOR 2009

2 PITTSBURGH

0-0-0 THEY ARE THE CHAMPIONS BUT ARE STILL IN FEAR OF THE 2009 BUFFALO BILLS

3

ARIZONA

0-0-0 The Cardinals and Tampa Bay Rays are the last two losing teams in Championship games. Now the Clippers need to lose in the NBA Finals

(checks standings Clippers are 10-37 they can do it)

4 NEW ENGLAND

0-0-0 2009 wildcat = 2 qbs in the backfield <3

5

DALLAS

0-0-0 IT WOULDN'T BE A PRESEASON POLL UNLESS DALLAS WAS RIDICULOUSLY HIGH YW

6 NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS

0-0-0 ELI MANNING IS SO CLOSE TO EARNING $100 MILLION =D

7

SAN DIEGO

0-0-0 omg yay shawne merrmian will be back

AND THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL

8

CAROLINA

0-0-0 remember when you went 8-0 at home (geneokerlund27 thinks) then lost to a team who had previously lost 47-7 in your timezone

9

TENNESSEE

0-0-0 lol kerry collins will start next year

10

PHILADELPHIA

0-0-0 can't wait for their typical huge offseason which includes signing tremendous receivers like dante' hall so they can save all their money

11

INDIANAPOLIS

0-0-0 omg poor tony dungy retired, he needs to come home to mn yw

12

BALTIMORE 0-0-0 JOE FLACCOWNAGE will continue in year 2

13

MIAMI

0-0-0 WILDCAT YEAR 2 <333

14

ATLANTA 0-0-0 in 2009 matty ice will realize he needs to change his cadance yw

15 HOUSTON 0-0-0 WILL 2009 BE THE YEAR HOUSTON FINALLY BREAKS THE 8-8 PLATEAU?!?!

ps: no yw

16

CHICAGO

0-0-0 lol remember when you could have made the playoffs but lost to houston owned

17

WASHINGTON

0-0-0 geneokerlund27 can't wait for them to start 8-0 and finish 8-8

18

GREEN BAY

0-0-0 ridiculously high but geneokerlund27 doesn't want to edit the table yw

19

NEW ORLEANS

0-0-0 will probably win the division next year since they finished in last

20

MINNESOTA

0-0-0 lol jackson is still qb and childress is still coach

21 DENVER

0-0-0 lol @ firing mike shanahan (why isn't he coach of the vikings yet D=)

22

JACKSONVILLE 0-0-0 lol remember when teams predicted you to win the 2009 Super Bowl

23 SAN FRANCISCO

0-0-0 WE ARE ENTERING OUR FIRST OFFSEASON WITH MIKE SINGLETARY AS HEAD COACH <3

24 TAMPA BAY

0-0-0 lol @ firing jon gruden because his team had about a billion injuries

he should go coach the colts and win the super bowl next year

25 NEW YORK

0-0-0 GeneOkerlund27 is watching with baited breath to see what brett favre does

26 SEATTLE 0-0-0 seattle probably already has 9 people on injured reserve for 2009 after a super bowl party accident D=

27 CINCINNATI 0-0-0 hooray marvin lewis is still coach!

28 OAKLAND 0-0-0 lol tom cable is still coach

29 CLEVELAND 0-0-0 FINALLY THE MANGENIUS HAS COME BACK TO CLEVELAND

30 KANSAS CITY

0-0-0 poor herm edwards

31 ST LOUIS

0-0-0 thx for not hiring Leslie Frazier =D

32 DETROIT

0-0-0 THEY ARE UNDEFEATED AND IN FIRST PLACE

Are you ****ing retarded?

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I stopped reading after #1...Buffalo??

Honestly, we all should have stopped reading after we saw who created the thread. But JetsRetard128 is like a car crash. You just can't help looking as you're driving by, same as here.

I know I read the threads just so I can see if he makes more of an ass of himself than the day before.

He never disappoints.

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