gg Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Well, if it's already in the bag, then I guess I'll just give up trying to be funny. **How's that for teeing one up? is that what you have been trying to be? *that ball was on straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Oh yeah, great. Give it to the guy who takes the easy way out and makes fart and fat jokes aimed at himself. Don't even consider anyone who puts some serious thought into referencing obscure movies and dry wit into making YOU laugh. The mods have spoken - and apparently they're tired of freedom and intelligence. Don't get me wrong, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. I thought this country would last longer than 230 years. That's it, folks, America is over. At this point, we might as well just give it back to the goddamn Indians. Let's see how they'd deal with foreign enemies bent on their destruction. Here's your cake, terrorists! There you go. Enjoy. Mmm, tastes like surrender. Max, you might as well get those subtitles going. [Cue Arabic subtitles] There you go. Get used to these. And you know what? We should probably throw a burqa over Jets Babe while we're at it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! You know what, I've had it! You people don't deserve me here! Screw this! I quit! not finding the reference in the old memory banks.. one of us fails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 If Crusher doesn't win funniest poster this year then the JN Awards is officially a sham. Dude I won the last two years, let's not go handing my award away like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Oh yeah, great. Give it to the guy who takes the easy way out and makes fart and fat jokes aimed at himself. Don't even consider anyone who puts some serious thought into referencing obscure movies and dry wit into making YOU laugh. The mods have spoken - and apparently they're tired of freedom and intelligence. Don't get me wrong, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. I thought this country would last longer than 230 years. That's it, folks, America is over. At this point, we might as well just give it back to the goddamn Indians. Let's see how they'd deal with foreign enemies bent on their destruction. Here's your cake, terrorists! There you go. Enjoy. Mmm, tastes like surrender. Max, you might as well get those subtitles going. [Cue Arabic subtitles] There you go. Get used to these. And you know what? We should probably throw a burqa over Jets Babe while we're at it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! You know what, I've had it! You people don't deserve me here! Screw this! I quit! Easy way out? Yeah ok pretty boy, being fat and farting a lot is a real genetic lottery win. Sorry you bought the wrong ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Dude I won the last two years, let's not go handing my award away like that. Max they where talking about the other type of funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Well, if it's already in the bag, then I guess I'll just give up trying to be funny. **How's that for teeing one up? not finding the reference in the old memory banks.. one of us fails Actually you and CTM are my main reason for coming here because I find you two smart retards funny as hell. RJF too, but he intimidates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Actually you and CTM are my main reason for coming here because I find you two smart retards funny as hell. RJF too, but he intimidates me. Awwwwwwwwwww shucks... I'd offer to group hug, but I'm afraid I'd get lost in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Actually you and CTM are my main reason for coming here because I find you two smart retards funny as hell. RJF too, but he intimidates me. RJF knocks them out in the ring. EY knocks them out online. Most times, they never even see it coming. Yeah I know that wasn't as funny as Crusher. Just back off though, I can't be on all the time. Dammit. And he does take the easy way out. Dammit Crusher just smash a pie in your face, have you no pride????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 RJF knocks them out in the ring. EY knocks them out online. Most times, they never even see it coming. Yeah I know that wasn't as funny as Crusher. Just back off though, I can't be on all the time. Dammit. And he does take the easy way out. Dammit Crusher just smash a pie in your face, have you no pride????? I have pride and I have class. Im way too classy to do anything with pie except eat it. Thats the way God wants it and thats the way it's going to be. PBWY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 not finding the reference in the old memory banks.. one of us fails Colbert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Actually you and CTM are my main reason for coming here because I find you two smart retards funny as hell. RJF too, but he intimidates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Actually you and CTM are my main reason for coming here because I find you two smart retards funny as hell. RJF too, but he intimidates me. Well apparently I've been given the label of hipster on this site over the past several months, so I really don't think you've got anything to be afraid of if that's what I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Well apparently I've been given the label of hipster on this site over the past several months, so I really don't think you've got anything to be afraid of if that's what I am. Don;t let them label you man, you can be whatever you want. My grandmother use to call me her little cutie, I showed that b1tch. You can do it too. Don;t let them hold you down man, don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 They're the reason I came here your the reason I stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Don;t let them label you man, you can be whatever you want. What if I want to be someone who gets mislabeled for the purpose of self-entertainment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 What if I want to be someone who gets mislabeled for the purpose of self-entertainment? Thats the difference between the two of us. I like to be mislabeled for the purpose of others entertainment. Well that and about 200 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 They're the reason I came here your the reason I stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 RJF knocks them out in the ring. EY knocks them out online. Most times, they never even see it coming. I know this was meant to be a compliment, but this just made me feel really bad about myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Dude I won the last two years, let's not go handing my award away like that. Clearly the bar isn't set particularly high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I know this was meant to be a compliment, but this just made me feel really bad about myself. The world needs ditch-diggers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I know this was meant to be a compliment, but this just made me feel really bad about myself. No, no, no -- I totally didn't mean that as a compliment. Sorry for the mixed signals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 No, no, no -- I totally didn't mean that as a compliment. Sorry for the mixed signals. Wow. Ok. Words hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Wow. Ok. Words hurt. I am pushing you away because I care. That's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I am pushing you away because I care. That's all. The last time Max pushed a guy away from him, it was because he was moving in for the last sausage biscuit at a TailgateJoe party. I'd continue to feel slighted if I were you, EY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 The last time Max pushed a guy away from him, it was because he was moving in for the last sausage biscuit at a TailgateJoe party. I'd continue to feel slighted if I were you, EY. Not for nothing but eating Joe's sausage isn't high on my to-do list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Oh yeah, great. Give it to the guy who takes the easy way out and makes fart and fat jokes aimed at himself. Don't even consider anyone who puts some serious thought into referencing obscure movies and dry wit into making YOU laugh. The mods have spoken - and apparently they're tired of freedom and intelligence. Don't get me wrong, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. I thought this country would last longer than 230 years. That's it, folks, America is over. At this point, we might as well just give it back to the goddamn Indians. Let's see how they'd deal with foreign enemies bent on their destruction. Here's your cake, terrorists! There you go. Enjoy. Mmm, tastes like surrender. Max, you might as well get those subtitles going. [Cue Arabic subtitles] There you go. Get used to these. And you know what? We should probably throw a burqa over Jets Babe while we're at it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! You know what, I've had it! You people don't deserve me here! Screw this! I quit! Absolutely Borgo-esque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Absolutely Borgo-esque. I was thinking Jet Mosesian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Oh yeah, great. Give it to the guy who takes the easy way out and makes fart and fat jokes aimed at himself. Don't even consider anyone who puts some serious thought into referencing obscure movies and dry wit into making YOU laugh. The mods have spoken - and apparently they're tired of freedom and intelligence. Don't get me wrong, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. I thought this country would last longer than 230 years. That's it, folks, America is over. At this point, we might as well just give it back to the goddamn Indians. Let's see how they'd deal with foreign enemies bent on their destruction. Here's your cake, terrorists! There you go. Enjoy. Mmm, tastes like surrender. Max, you might as well get those subtitles going. [Cue Arabic subtitles] There you go. Get used to these. And you know what? We should probably throw a burqa over Jets Babe while we're at it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! You know what, I've had it! You people don't deserve me here! Screw this! I quit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 No, no, no -- I totally didn't mean that as a compliment. Sorry for the mixed signals. Dude, youre still the funniest poster on this site! **** Sperm! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Dude, youre still the funniest poster on this site! **** Sperm! hahaha What a brown noser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Dude, youre still the funniest poster on this site! **** Sperm! hahaha What a brown noser! The final tally for funniest poster: Crusher 436 Max 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Dude, youre still the funniest poster on this site! **** Sperm! hahaha You're still pissed off about those initiation rituals, implemented with your promotion to mod, that required you to wear makeup, a dress, and a blonde wig with pigtails? Like I keep telling you, if you didn't keep harping on about it then no one would even remember anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 You're still pissed off about those initiation rituals, implemented with your promotion to mod, that required you to wear makeup, a dress, and a blonde wig with pigtails? Like I keep telling you, if you didn't keep harping on about it then no one would even remember anymore. What I find amazing is that no one called him out on the fact that he already owned those items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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