afosomf Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 women's perspective (bill simmon's wife) Now Mrs. Tiger is being portrayed as a crazy loon. Isn't she a hero? Did you see the parade of skanks that Tiger cheated on her with? Each one looked like she came with her own pole and lip plumper. Mrs. Tiger could have looked the other way and said, 'I am just lucky to live in America in this big mansion with my wealthy and famous husband who wins many golf tournaments. I will get back at him by having sex with cabana boys and masseurs.' Instead she stood up on behalf of women everywhere. Just because you are rich, famous and successful doesn't mean you get to humiliate your wife and kids. "I wish Mrs. Tiger would admit what she did, if she did anything. She won't because Florida has strong domestic violence laws. California does not. If Bill ever follows Tiger's skank-chasing footsteps, I am going to beat him to death with his 2.8-pound book, while also having sex with cabana boys and masseurs. There will be no mystery about what happened. That's my Great Call of the Week." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 new news.... Elin Woods, who by all outward appearances, lavished love on Tiger. After these revelations, she made her position clear the other night. She also immediately demanded a new prenup which Tiger has already supplied. Reportedly 5 million dollars has been deposited to a bank account controlled exclusively by Elin. In addition the latest details, reported by "The Daily Beast," which quoted a lawyer familiar with the couple's hasty negotiations over the past few days : "Elin Nordegren originally signed a pre-nup agreement in 2004 that gave her 20-million dollars if she stayed married ten years. The new agreement reportedly gives her 55-million dollars if she completes just two more years of marriage and up to 80-million dollars if she remains with Tiger for another seven years." In return, she would stand by her man. She would also sign a nondisclosure form. Sounds like she's got Tiger by the balls. Errr I mean tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 That's what I found a couple of hours ago. Other than she's the one who demanded the new deal. No way it could have been $300M in any universe. Either way, Elin Nordgren Woods is a whore; the price is details. But she must've known that going in. Question remains why anyone like Tiger would get married until after he's well into his 30s or even after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Either way, Elin Nordgren Woods is a whore; the price is details. But she must've known that going in. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 The Bensonhurst cugine-alas, most have migrated to Staten Island and New Jersey. Though his pronunciaton of "whore" is still the classic. A women like Elin Woods who stays with a man for money is by definition a.... Main Entry: whore !hOr!h2r Pronunciation: \ ˈhȯr, ˈhu̇r \ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear - More at - charity Date: before 12th century Results 1. 1a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute also a promiscuous or immoral woman 2. 2a male who engages in sexual acts for money 3. 3a venal or unscrupulous person Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary copyright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 The Bensonhurst cugine-alas, most have migrated to Staten Island and New Jersey. Though his pronunciaton of "whore" is still the classic. A women like Elin Woods who stays with a man for money is by definition a.... Main Entry: whore !hOr!h2r Pronunciation: \ ˈhȯr, ˈhu̇r \ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear - More at - charity Date: before 12th century Results 1. 1a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute also a promiscuous or immoral woman 2. 2a male who engages in sexual acts for money 3. 3a venal or unscrupulous person Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary copyright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Supposedly he has been banging the c0cktail waitress since 2007 right after masters win and 2 months after Elin expecting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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afosomf Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 And now we hear that TW is terrible in the sack, can't get it up and down from the boudoire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Now it is up to FORE FORE! Or more accurately, four. When model Jamie Jungers goes public about her alleged affair with Tiger Woods, the golfer will have that many mistresses. That we know of. Jamie Jungers will tell her story of an affair she had with the world's top golfer in an article that will appear in a British newspaper, according to Radar Online. Perhaps even more incredibly, TMZ reports that a separate Tiger Woods mistress, who it does not name, is lawyering up. That woman hails from Orlando. Jamie Jungers lives in Las Vegas. That means we're at five chicks on the side, and counting - Radar says another affair will hit the British press tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Tiger Woods should lose all endorsements not that it matters hes a millionare and a whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SouthernJet Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 #5...she says he is a hair tugger 2 new Woods gals, S&M bombshell revealed Comments: 14 By JAMES FANELLI Last Updated: 7:09 AM, December 6, 2009 Tiger Woods avoids the rough on the golf course, but not in the bedroom. "Sometimes, I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," said Mindy Lawton, 33, a busty Florida brunette who gushed about the "well-endowed" golfing great's penchant for marathon S&M romps in an exclusive interview with London's News of the World. The greasy-spoon worker claimed that the steamy yearlong affair began while Woods' model wife was pregnant and that they conducted their extramarital trysts in his Windermere, Fla., mansion. "He really did like it rough," said Lawton, who became the latest birdie to tee up a sordid Tiger tale, joining Las Vegas model Jamie Jungers, who was fingered yesterday by RadarOnline.com as a possible fifth paramour. The Web site alleged she had a two-year fling with Woods. Since Woods' mysterious car crash outside his home Nov. 27, three other women -- New York club hostess Rachel Uchitel, Los Angeles ****tail waitress Jaimee Grubbs and Las Vegas nightclub executive Kalika Moquin -- have been identified as his alleged mistresses. But few have provided the eye-popping details Lawton has. She claims the 33-year-old golfer got off on dirty talk, but that his favorite fetish was tugging her tresses. "He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex," she told the News of the World. "He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on." Lawton said the world's richest athlete had an insatiable appetite for getting it on. "He has a very strong sex drive and knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of 10, I would give him 12," she said. "If it was early in the morning and Tiger was going away for a tournament, he would call me up for quick, urgent sex, and I was happy to oblige." Lawton said they met in April 2006, while she was working as a manager at Perkins, a chain eatery in Orlando. After early-morning golf practice, he would call the diner to order breakfast -- usually a egg-white omelet with broccoli and orange juice -- and even brought his wife, Swedish beauty Elin Nordegren, there. "The first time I saw him, he had a baseball cap pulled down over his eyes," she said. "I was a little star struck and helped the servers at his table. We didn't speak, but made eye contact." After a month, he would call and ask to speak directly to her and invited her for ****tails at his favorite bar, The Blue Martini. "I knew he was married, but whenever he had come into the restaurant with his wife he looked so miserable. They didn't talk and never held hands. There was no affection there. But I didn't feel bad about seeing a married man, as to me it was just a drink." Their relationship quickly heated up. The first time they had sex was on his couch during a late night at his mansion, she said. "He started to strip off my clothes, and I took off his," she said. "We were sitting on a brown sofa and within seconds we were both naked. As a sportsman, he is in great shape, but he is also very well endowed." The sex left her completely drained. "That first time he was very dominant and knew what he wanted and what he was doing," she said. Over the course of the yearlong dalliance, they had sex in five different rooms in his home, she said. They also exchanged dirty text messages. Lawton admits she fell hard for the golf legend, and even dreamed of being "the next Mrs. Woods." But she has since realized that Woods saw their relationship as purely physical. "All Tiger cared about was getting me into bed," she said. "He had an urge, and I satisfied it. There was very little emotion from his side, although I fell for him." One of the last times the two hooked up was a quickie in a church parking lot. "Tiger wanted to have sex on the back seat, but it wasn't comfortable," Lawton said. "But he was desperate and insisted that we do it up against the side of the car." By 2007, Woods stopped returning her phone calls. She later learned that his wife had given birth to his daughter, Sam. She said the experience left her bitter. "Tiger just used me as his sex toy. I thought I meant something to him, but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man." Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/gal_tiger_an_vEbceuS3xlXoVDtjbwvJfM#ixzz0YutLoF7L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 funny http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/631528/Tiger-had-me-in-the-rough-Mindy-Lawtons-frantic-sex-with-Tiger-Woods.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 #6.......... http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/06/2009-12-06_untitled__06lede.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 here is what i dont understand.. how come this is the irst we are hearing of this? i cant believe he has had these dalliances with these six ( maybe more) women and this is the first that anyone has even had inklings of this?? really.. what are the chances that all these women would keep his secret for all this time..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Someone told me at work that he is changing his name to Cheetah. sorry if this was already posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 more... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233559/Tiger-Woods-8-hour-diner-waitress-deal-kept-affair-news.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 i think it will be 72 even par when it all comes out:D pun intended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Can't believe this is still a story.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 i think it will be 72 even par when it all comes out:D pun intended But how many holes in one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 real question iswill tiger get any mulligans from Elin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Woods is a freak!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Now it is up to FORE FORE! Or more accurately, four. When model Jamie Jungers goes public about her alleged affair with Tiger Woods, the golfer will have that many mistresses. That we know of. Jamie Jungers will tell her story of an affair she had with the world's top golfer in an article that will appear in a British newspaper, according to Radar Online. Perhaps even more incredibly, TMZ reports that a separate Tiger Woods mistress, who it does not name, is lawyering up. That woman hails from Orlando. Jamie Jungers lives in Las Vegas. That means we're at five chicks on the side, and counting - Radar says another affair will hit the British press tomorrow. One thing is now obvious. On Thanksgiving, Tiger chose the white meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSorDIE Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 here is what i dont understand.. how come this is the irst we are hearing of this? i cant believe he has had these dalliances with these six ( maybe more) women and this is the first that anyone has even had inklings of this?? really.. what are the chances that all these women would keep his secret for all this time..? I call bull**** on 85% of them. there is no way that tiger has been making hole in ones with all these women especial the reality attention whoring ones that are coming out and not 1 rumor not 1 whisper.. not really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Did anyone see the SNL skit with Keenan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Did anyone see the SNL skit with Keenan? No I didn't. Got a YouTube link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Oh my up to a triple bogey #7 Florida, Dec 7 (THAINDIAN NEWS) There is more than it meets to the eye and there are more mistresses of Tiger Woods, which are popping out each day, with their stories of kiss-&-tell. The number of Tiger Woods mistresses is climbing every day with some new waitress joining the list. And with no denial nor confirmation from the Tiger Woods camp, the attention-seeking mistresses are having a field day. And the latest to join the camp of Tiger Woods mistresses is none other than a porn-star, quiet a change from the usual ****tail waitresses who form around 70% weight on his mistresses list. Holly Sampson is a 36 year old raunchy actresses well known for her porn flicks such as Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 His name is Tiger Woods. At least now we know why his last name is plural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 BTW the bizaar-ness within this whole story reached a Michael Jackson type level. I still don't understand the sleeping in the streets stuff. Still don't believe he was sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 New Golf Channel reality show-"Tiger Woods and 18 Holes of Love". We're pretty close to 18 now anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Guys if you are married, you should take something important from this: No woman - ever - has casual sex with a married man. She may tell you it's just for fun, and you'll think you're the lucky one, but trust me - she has an agenda. -oops! The earring in the backseat. -oops! The sock or underpants left in your bedroom. They leave a trail of breadcrumbs specifically for your wife to discover. I'm not speaking from experience, but rather from the experience of some of my more naive friends who were fooled into thinking they had a good thing going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeTrs-X6FPs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeTrs-X6FPs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Im wondering if Tiger has enough gfs to call them all an 18 hole girl course--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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