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Thor99

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Youre throwing a CB out there expecting him to make an adjustment like that AND keep both feet in? Come on. Hit him in stride and its a tied ball game.

If only the Jet gave Sanchez the tools to succeed. Like a remote control unit that causes everyone on the opposing defense to get unbearable foot cramps at the same time as the ball is snapped. Why can't the Jets give him tools like that? Because an accountant knows nothing about football.

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If only the Jet gave Sanchez the tools to succeed. Like a remote control unit that causes everyone on the opposing defense to get unbearable foot cramps at the same time as the ball is snapped. Why can't the Jets give him tools like that? Because an accountant knows nothing about football.

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If only the Jet gave Sanchez the tools to succeed. Like a remote control unit that causes everyone on the opposing defense to get unbearable foot cramps at the same time as the ball is snapped. Why can't the Jets give him tools like that? Because an accountant knows nothing about football.

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If only the Jet gave Sanchez the tools to succeed. Like a remote control unit that causes everyone on the opposing defense to get unbearable foot cramps at the same time as the ball is snapped. Why can't the Jets give him tools like that? Because an accountant knows nothing about football.

It's funny that you think Sanchez still wouldn't miss the receivers in that case. How about a zip-line between him and the WRs? That might help.

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