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Where the F is Tom Shane?


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12 hours ago, Gas2No99 said:

ONLY REALIZE

DUE TO THE SMELL

ROTTEN CORPSE

HAVE TO BE DEATH

IT USUALLY

 

19 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said:

REALISTIC

ACTUALLY PERSONALLY

NO HUMANITY

SADLY

HORRIBLE

 

I tried to find the hidden message in your capitalization, but these poems suck!

11 hours ago, Gas2No99 said:

Actually it's from Amy Heckerling's genre-defying narrative for the 90's generation that resulted in today's PC society of Stupid Bitches and over-parenting pu$$ies. 

Dan Hedaya's "Dad" character was the only saving grace from that film besides the soundtrack. 

But Good for you Helen, for being quick on the draw and recollecting that scene. 

GET OUTTA MY CHAIR!!!!

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26 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said:

Sar I was banned until week 5, IIRC, so he should be on parole soon and make a cameo, I'm sure.

 

@T0mShane, like Paul, is . . . . 

 

How is this a morbid thread? It's being REALISTIC and one of the realities with anonymous internet fan forums, is that beloved posters pass on and "the community" doesn't ever really get an answer. 

Did anyone ACTUALLY PERSONALLY know him? Unless there is human contact, all these forum interactions are the equivalent of talking to the walls at home. Like @kelly, there is NO HUMANITY behind the posts that you read on here. :lol:

 

I imagine a lodged butterfingers as the cause of death when the autopsy is released. 

(All in jest and hope he's ok, but I sincerely believe he's SADLY not.)

 

PS - Also why I think the Vikes game meet-up is a HORRIBLE idea. Never put a human face to the avatar. lol..

 

Tom would be the only person on here I would’ve liked to meet

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There is no hidden cryptic message. 

 

It's being straight to the point

EverlastingRewardingEskimodog-size_restr

 

 

 

And Dan Hedaya is HILARIOUS in that movie. I once bumped into him on West 86th Street & Broadway as he waited for the bus while donning a satin Cubs jacket. 

 

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2 minutes ago, #27TheDominator said:

I played golf with Elton. 

I had a drink at Madame X on Houston St. back in 2008 and "Elton" was drinking alone in the backyard and smoking a cigarette. He was weirdly brooding alone in the corner and freaked my girlfriend out. 

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12 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said:

Your bat signal image appears to come from a male porn site......not that there is anything wrong with that......

You have a lot to learn about how we do things here at JetNation.

We're a very prideful bunch.

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22 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

You have a lot to learn about how we do things here at JetNation.

We're a very prideful bunch.

 I know all about prideful.....add arrogance, entitlement and unreal expectations.

appears those who have won a lot have the same attitude as those that are faithful, committed, but not won much.  Who would have known.  

Fans are fans, and men are men.

 

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8 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said:

 I know all about prideful.....add arrogance, entitlement and unreal expectations.

appears those who have won a lot have the same attitude as those that are faithful, committed, but not won much.  Who would have known.  

Fans are fans, and men are men.

 

You totally missed the point of my post.

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17 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Who the Hell is "Jalen"?

Ah, good catch. Big UConn fan. Keep mixing up Jamal and Jalen, since they both became relevant around the same time for their respective teams, have the same initials and last name, and possess a propensity to show flashes of greatness while also being infuriatingly ineffective in their roles.

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25 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said:

 I know all about prideful.....add arrogance, entitlement and unreal expectations.

appears those who have won a lot have the same attitude as those that are faithful, committed, but not won much.  Who would have known.  

Fans are fans, and men are men.

 

Way to be Sexist! 

In the same vein, that's why women are stupid b!tches. Goes both ways right? :lol:

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3 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said:

Way to be Sexist! 

In the same vein, that's why women are stupid b!tches. Goes both ways right? :lol:

No, simply because I don't give a damn about your opinion.  I have respect from the men in my life, so that's enough for me.  

I'm here on the beach reading this stuff as light entertainment, nothing more, nothing less.

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7 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said:

No, simply because I don't give a damn about your opinion.  

The feeling is mutual.

Your opinion on "men being men" is denigrating and typical estrogen-driven hypocrisy that drives today's narratives. 

Just keep your non-Sam/Jets opinions to yourself as you slowly get melanoma while the rest of us work and contribute to society as we dabble on this website during working hours. :lol: 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said:

The feeling is mutual.

Your opinion on "men being men" is denigrating and typical estrogen-driven hypocrisy that drives today's narratives. 

Just keep your non-Sam/Jets opinions to yourself as you slowly get melanoma while the rest of us work and contribute to society as we dabble on this website during working hours. :lol:

You sure don't sound like you don't give a damn about her opinion.

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6 minutes ago, HighPitch said:

OK so...

 

 

Is T0mshane the same guy, the original Tomshane from JI years ago that helped start this site? I thought the original had a falling out and disappeared and then some clever poster created T0mshane with a zero/

???????

I think the original story is that @TomShane is his original profile, but for some reason he had a tantrum and "left" JetNation, but came back and had forgotten his password so he created @T0mShane.

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13 hours ago, GreenFish said:

He probably went to Vegas during week 1 and bet $100,000 the Jets would beat the Lions. He went into work the next morning and started just firing middle fingers at everyone.

My best guess is that he is somewhere in asia pacific riding an elephant. 

My guess would be that he went to Vegas alright but bet $100,000 on the Jets to lose. When they won he was broke and is now in an alley on B street.

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3 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

I think the original story is that @TomShane is his original profile, but for some reason he had a tantrum and "left" JetNation, but came back and had forgotten his password so he created @T0mShane.

Hmmmminteresting. I DO remember when he "returned" after his tantrum but that was years ago.

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Would it be wrong to start a poll on the forums' take on whether @T0mShane is still alive?

Only for his eventual "return" (thus his Jaoquin Phoenix/Jesus Christ superiority complex in his posts ) and the ego boost it gives to further fuel his dismissive and snarky commentary regarding the Jets organization and its dedicated denizens of JN.

 

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2 hours ago, Paradis said:

Sadly, I concur with OP. Based on behavioural trends, there’s reasonable chance something significant happened to T0m.


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I’m the OP and I didn’t say anything morbid happened.  I don’t think anything morbid happened.  Some people on here clearly know him.  I would have to imagine he’s okay or else we would’ve heard something.  I think he’ll be back here.   

Having said that, I always got a kick out of these Louis CK jokes about death

 

 

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

I’m the OP and I didn’t say anything morbid happened.  I don’t think anything morbid happened.  Some people on here clearly know him.  I would have to imagine he’s okay or else we would’ve heard something.  I think he’ll be back here.   

 

 

Really, I glazed through the replies and I might have missed it, but I didn't see a single post that indicated someone genuinely knew of his whereabouts/health.  

I'll raise you my boi norm (i hope this is all not relevant)

 

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