munchmemory Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 12 minutes ago, TheClashFan said: Maybe. If he wears makeup. His cheeks do seem a little bit too red to be natural. Oh, and platform shoes will boost his height. Maybe we get all the skill players to take on the role of the various band members. Zach looks a bit like David Johansen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post naturalscience Posted March 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 27, 2021 Zachary "We should have drafted Fields" Wilson 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdub03 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Lancelot Mac n the cheeze Fields day Zack the ripper 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Not sure. Everyone loved Sam too. Let’s hold off on the nicknames until we actually draft him. Then see if he sh*ts the bed like every other Jet player in most of our lifetimes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 The Twink 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 27 minutes ago, Jdub03 said: Lancelot Mac n the cheeze Fields day Zack the ripper LMFAO at Zack the Ripper. Done. Finished. So many layers of meaning. Hilarious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 And if Zach busts out? You know media will show up with Zach's a Hack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Maybe we give him a Soprano's style name like Zach Zabaglione (shortened to the NY/NY patois as "Zabb-a-yown"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 6 hours ago, dbatesman said: I’m far from the first to make this joke, but we will be referring to Wilson as Marcy D’Arcy until he proves himself as long as Jefferson doesn't give him mono Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Dunnie said: Interesting.. what kind of disparaging moniker have you come up with for the vastly inferior Fields? Sent from my SM-G950U1 using JetNation.com mobile app Freefall Fields? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OilfieldJet Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 If good, Flip Wilson. If not.... Zach the Hack. pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thebuzzardman Posted March 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 27, 2021 Just now, OilfieldJet said: If good, Flip Wilson. If not.... Zach the Hack. pun intended. Also if not good: Latter Day Ain't Brigham Dung 2 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Just now, thebuzzardman said: Also if not good: Latter Day Ain't Brigham Dung This amuses me so much. LMAO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 6 hours ago, TokyoJetsFan said: Mormon Mahomes Has anyone proven that he's a Mormon? His father didn't play for BYu, played at Utah. His father wanted Zachary to play at Utah. He doesn't have a shlt ton of siblings. None of this says he's a Mormon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jet_Engine1 Posted March 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Integrity28 said: You should all punch yourselves in the balls. Doesn't really roll off the tongue, but sure. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, Jet Nut said: Has anyone proven that he's a Mormon? His father didn't play for BYu, played at Utah. His father wanted Zachary to play at Utah. He doesn't have a shlt ton of siblings. None of this says he's a Mormon None of it says he isn’t either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 13 minutes ago, Jet Nut said: Has anyone proven that he's a Mormon? His father didn't play for BYu, played at Utah. His father wanted Zachary to play at Utah. He doesn't have a shlt ton of siblings. None of this says he's a Mormon The patriarch and matriarch of this dynamic Neeleman clan are Gary and Rose Neeleman, who have been married 62 years and preside over seven children, 36 grandchildren and 28 great-grandchildren. “They are the glue that holds it all together,” says Zach. Thus to the story of his teammates whose focus beyond sports is deserving national attention as well, a group of young men, many of them, like Zach, Mormons playing for the university-owned and operated by the Mormon church, the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Just now, Integrity28 said: None of it says he isn’t either. Can you even prove that he actually exists?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 7 hours ago, dbatesman said: I’m far from the first to make this joke, but we will be referring to Wilson as Marcy D’Arcy until he proves himself Who ever would have thought she'd end up a better QB than her neighbor? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: None of it says he isn’t either. I worked for a company based in Provo. Going to BYU is what all the Mormons I worked with did. Not everyone in Utah is Mormon. They also promote large families. Just asking because I e never seen it stated as fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: Can you even prove that he actually exists?? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Just now, Jet Nut said: I worked for a company based in Provo. Going to BYU is what all the Mormons I worked with did. Not everyone in Utah is Mormon. It’s a thread to make joke nicknames, take a breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunnie Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Freefall Fields?Sent from my SM-G950U1 using JetNation.com mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Integrity28 said: It’s a thread to make joke nicknames, take a breathe. I asked a simple question because I don't know. i don't need to take a breath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Fields of Vision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 The Provo Passer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 hour ago, munchmemory said: And if Zach busts out? You know media will show up with Zach's a Hack. Zachenberg 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Zachensack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 27 minutes ago, Jet Nut said: I asked a simple question because I don't know. i don't need to take a breath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 33 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: Can you even prove that he actually exists?? Yes, if you isolated him in a lab. Zachid19 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandy Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 A name that encapsulates success, and his 3 car garage background would be none other than Wall Street Wilson. Or perhaps we call him the wil-chise.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 35 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Jumping Zach Black 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Grandy said: A name that encapsulates success, and his 3 car garage background would be none other than Wall Street Wilson. Or perhaps we call him the wil-chise.... Mack Daddy Zach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 42 minutes ago, flgreen said: The patriarch and matriarch of this dynamic Neeleman clan are Gary and Rose Neeleman, who have been married 62 years and preside over seven children, 36 grandchildren and 28 great-grandchildren. “They are the glue that holds it all together,” says Zach. Thus to the story of his teammates whose focus beyond sports is deserving national attention as well, a group of young men, many of them, like Zach, Mormons playing for the university-owned and operated by the Mormon church, the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Thanks I hadn't seen that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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