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~~~ Official 3 Games On NFL Saturday Thread (12/16/2023) ~~~


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That time of year again, Saturday games on the slate today sports fans we have:

Vikings vs the Bengals, everyone is back on the Bengals bandwagon with mini Burro, Jake Browning playing well.   Career minor league Nick Mullins for the Vikings after JetNation fav favorite Josh Dobbs the rocket scientist plunged to earth without a parachute.

Steelers vs the Colts, The Minshew lovers will be chewing their nails as TJ Watt Eviscerates the mustachioed prince.  However Mitch from Mitch and Murray Trubisiky is terrible in his own right.  Omar Epss will be taking over for the fired Mike Tomlin.

Broncos vs the Lions.  The guy that was 100% correct about Hackett vs Dan Campbell.   Suddenly according to the reactionary national media the Lions stink and Goff is terrible and the Broncos are awesome sauce.  Therefore I  full confidence the Lions will crush the Broncos.

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1 hour ago, Beerfish said:

That time of year again, Saturday games on the slate today sports fans we have:

Vikings vs the Bengals, everyone is back on the Bengals bandwagon with mini Burro, Jake Browning playing well.   Career minor league Nick Mullins for the Vikings after JetNation fav favorite Josh Dobbs the rocket scientist plunged to earth without a parachute.

Steelers vs the Colts, The Minshew lovers will be chewing their nails as TJ Watt Eviscerates the mustachioed prince.  However Mitch from Mitch and Murray Trubisiky is terrible in his own right.  Omar Epss will be taking over for the fired Mike Tomlin.

Broncos vs the Lions.  The guy that was 100% correct about Hackett vs Dan Campbell.   Suddenly according to the reactionary national media the Lions stink and Goff is terrible and the Broncos are awesome sauce.  Therefore I  full confidence the Lions will crush the Broncos.

Why did I hear this post in Curt Gowdys voice....

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5 hours ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

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1PM: 'Ings vs 'Gals

4:30PM: 'Lers vs 'Olts

8:15PM: 'Ncos vs 'Ions

This is a nice slate of games for Jet fans today.  We can root for the two NFC teams to help keep our incredibly slim and unlikely playoff hopes alive, but none of these games are likely to impact draft position for those who are already riding the tank.  

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3 minutes ago, Lith said:

This is a nice slate of games for Jet fans today.  We can root for the two NFC teams to help keep our incredibly slim and unlikely playoff hopes alive, but none of these games are likely to impact draft position for those who are already riding the tank.  

The 2023 Jets:  Not good enough for the playoffs, too good to tank!  Perfect!

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1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

The 2023 Jets:  Not good enough for the playoffs, too good to tank!  Perfect!

Is this how we define progress.  We used to suck so bad that we were all aboard the tank by November 1.  But these last two seasons, we won enough games in September and October to fill us with false hope. 

Instead of the tank through hell, we now ride false hope to purgatory.

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3 minutes ago, Joe W. Namath said:

A vikes win would be a nice start to the day.

Who should we root for in colts/pitt?

Pitt.

if they win today they have 8 wins. they have Cincy, Seattle and Balt so they could lose the next 3 games. add a loss today by Cincy if Cincy beats them there both have 8 wins.

Indy has the much easier games with Flacons, Vegas and the Texans. i can see them winning at least 2 of those games.

 

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