kobe24jets Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 whats ya best pick up line when u see a fly shortie mine is u hear about what i do in the streets but u gonna love what i do in the sheets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend. I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I like to walk up to females in the bar...and ask them if they will be going to the parking lot alone ,Smurk and then go sit in the corner and stare at them with a roll of duct tape in my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 It's either me or kobe24jets. Works like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSFAN5180 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 If God made anything better he kept it for himself.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 nice shoes, wanna ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Esmerelda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandarinia Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Did you just sit in a puddle or are you just excited to see me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraVerde Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Hi, my name is _______, what's yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Hi, my name is _______, what's yours? that one will never work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Hi, my name is _______, what's yours? Damn, how the hell do you pronounce "_______"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 "Hi, I'm Bob. Yes, THAT Bob." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 "Hi, I'm Bob. Yes, THAT Bob." Well Helllllooo, Bob. ::wub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 See? It works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Like a charm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 You must be from Memphis because youre the only Ten-I-See Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 You must be from Memphis because youre the only Ten-I-See Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Let me beat around the bush....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Hi I am Max. I am a minor celebrity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Excuse me while I whip this out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I like to walk up to a girl and ask "Would you like to hear a funny joke?" When they say yes, I ask "How long does it take the average female to orgasm?" When she tries to come up with an answer, I interrupt her with "Who Cares." and walk away. Not a pick up line in the slightest, but still damn funny to see the reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I wish I could change the alphabet so you and I can be together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 "Girlfriend, you've got it goin' on like a stockpot full of neckbones". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 My personal favorite..."Would you mind buying me a drink?"...either way, its an instant argument/conversation. and the not so frequently used, "show me your **** retard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 and the not so frequently used, "show me your **** retard." i always find it "hawt" when a guy calls me a retard. OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green_blood Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Hi, my name is _________. (?) Its quite simple. It goes from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I like to walk up to a girl and ask "Would you like to hear a funny joke?" When they say yes, I ask "How long does it take the average female to orgasm?" When she tries to come up with an answer, I interrupt her with "Who Cares." and walk away. Not a pick up line in the slightest, but still damn funny to see the reaction. <hijack> That reminds me of a joke: Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Because they think men care. </hijack> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 <hijack> That reminds me of a joke: Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Because they think men care. </hijack> Why do women have foreheads? So men have someplace to kiss after a hummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Try out this one: Hi, how are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 <hijack> That reminds me of a joke: Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Because they think men care. </hijack> nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 " Hey I forgot my number, can I have yours? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Corniest: Your father must be a thief, because he stole stars from the skies and put them in your eyes. Mine: Yes, "Bwana Zulia" is Swahili for "twelve inches" BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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