Smizzy Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I stepped in a hole and broke my ankle. Took me 20 minutes to craw back up the front yard ,through the snow into the house. My 3 yrd old cheered me on from the Bay window I have a catering job tomorrow and the biggest catering job of my life on Saturday. I am my only employee So...I have a choice to make. Go to the hospital or go shopping for my menus. Or go Shopping than go to the hospital. I can't cancel the jobs. It's too late for that. On top of all that...my ankle is double the size and is throbbing. I might throw up from the pain. Now...In JN style...line up and mock me ,You dirty sons of bitches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 My brother broke his ankle last week and blew it off for a day before going to the ER. luckily it was the small bone on the outer part. and he didn't **** it up by walking on it. If it's that bad stay off of it and get your ass to the ER. it could be the difference between just a cast, or surgery and then a cast. get your ass to the ER Smizzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 My brother broke his ankle last week and blew it off for a day before going to the ER. luckily it was the small bone on the outer part. and he didn't **** it up by walking on it. If it's that bad stay off of it and get your ass to the ER. it could be the difference between just a cast, or surgery and then a cast. get your ass to the ER Smizzy. I ****ing HATE the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I stepped in a hole and broke my ankle. Took me 20 minutes to craw back up the front yard ,through the snow into the house. My 3 yrd old cheered me on from the Bay window I have a catering job tomorrow and the biggest catering job of my life on Saturday. I am my only employee So...I have a choice to make. Go to the hospital or go shopping for my menus. Or go Shopping than go to the hospital. I can't cancel the jobs. It's too late for that. On top of all that...my ankle is double the size and is throbbing. I might throw up from the pain. Now...In JN style...line up and mock me ,You dirty sons of bitches! Smizzy - that sucks!!!!! (although your son's reaction is priceless;)) 1) have your wife go shopping while you are attended to at the ER - make her a list. Have your mom, her mom, neighbor, whatever tend to the children. or 2) shop now then go to the ER. God knows you will be stuck in the place for at least 4 hours. or 3) Go to the ER NOW - then shop - you should still have some time? Good luck and so sorry this happened at such a rotten time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I ****ing HATE the hospital. You'll like it even less if they have to drill that bone back into place, and then put a cast on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ten Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 ....noodle ankle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 ....noodle ankle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 Smizzy - that sucks!!!!! (although your son's reaction is priceless;)) 1) have your wife go shopping while you are attended to at the ER - make her a list. Have your mom, her mom, neighbor, whatever tend to the children. or 2) shop now then go to the ER. God knows you will be stuck in the place for at least 4 hours. or 3) Go to the ER NOW - then shop - you should still have some time? Good luck and so sorry this happened at such a rotten time! If I go to the ER it will eat up anytime I had to shop. If I put off the ER till after I shop,I won't have anytime to cook,lol. and send her to the store? PRICELESS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 If I go to the ER it will eat up anytime I had to shop. If I put off the ER till after I shop,I won't have anytime to cook,lol. and send her to the store? PRICELESS!!! Hey, you need to work with me here. You need to be attended to by a medical professional as soon as possible and you have a catering gig tomorrow. Bucko - find someone (comptetant) that will do the shopping for you. Stop lolly-gaggling 'round your desktop too. Get up - go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 How about you fix that f'ing hole in your yard jackass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I stepped in a hole and broke my ankle. Took me 20 minutes to craw back up the front yard ,through the snow into the house. My 3 yrd old cheered me on from the Bay window I have a catering job tomorrow and the biggest catering job of my life on Saturday. I am my only employee So...I have a choice to make. Go to the hospital or go shopping for my menus. Or go Shopping than go to the hospital. I can't cancel the jobs. It's too late for that. On top of all that...my ankle is double the size and is throbbing. I might throw up from the pain. Now...In JN style...line up and mock me ,You dirty sons of bitches! ....noodle ankle.... POTW Nomination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I ****ing HATE the hospital. i sprained my ankle pretty bad last fall...went to the hospital, they told me i sprained my ankle pretty bad. 400 dollars later....my ankle heeled itself. I ****ing HATE the hospital...also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Go to the emergency room immediately before you screw up your ankle even more. Then you can hit the 24 hour Waldbaums or something. BTW, I saw you wearing shorts at a Harley tailgate. A more accurate description of your injury would be a broken Cankle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 60% cut and I'm on my way to take over the catering duties for you Smizzy. Biscuits and gravy and chicken fried steaks for everybody!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I agree with dna! Go to the emergency room and get it taken care of or else you might be in so much pain that you can't get through the catering job anyway. Call a neighbor and call in a favor to watch the kids and then hit the store on the way home. If you lived closer I would help you out and shop for you or watch the kids. Sorry smizzy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 In this instance Smizz I would wrap the ankle with ace bandage and pop 800mg of Ibuprofen. Unless its a compound break and you can feel the jaged bone. Theres nothing going to set up over the next 5 days that they cant undo after the weekend when you've got time to go get it looked at. If they dont see a clean break in an X-ray - they're likely just to put a walking cast on it anyway. The only downside of not going to the ER right now is not getting some good beans to help with the pain. Carry on dude - you da man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 OMG this totally sucks, I'm so sorry to hear this. You have GOT TO get medical attention or you will just suffer needlessly. Get it looked at and do your shopping/cooking tomorrow as soon as you can. Anyone to back you up and take over your Thursday night gig? Maybe by Friday you'll be feeling a bit better to pull off Saturday with little disruption. I fell over the summer and f'd up my right ankle and left knee. That was 5 months and still I have bizarre pain and soreness. Can't even imagine a broken ankle. Listen to the ladies (and BP) and take care of this NOW! How far away are you? I can pick up JetFanByMarriage and we'll take care of everything! haha. PS: You need some shots of Patron. Got any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I bet the spammers dug the hole. They're out to get you Smizz, you're a soft target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Smizzy- I would help this weekend but I am working both Saturday and Sunday. Just pay my union rates and I will gladly take off work to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I bet the spammers dug the hole. They're out to get you Smizz, you're a soft target. actually we placed a dollar bill on the ground and then a penny Smizzy tripped over the dollar to pick up the penny! sorry for your pain, I'm sure JGB and SJ will help you out;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 damn smizz, sorry. too bad you dont live next door to a doctor or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 that sucks but how are you gonna do the jobs if you cant walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Exactly, how you gonna walk, stand and cook, load your vehicle, do all the lifting, be on your feet all day. Damn, hope your wife can pitch in, friends, siblings? Give your kids jobs! One can handle the money, other can serve up the dishes and you can sit back a little. Maybe?!! We're tying! JN family cares Smizzy! Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSFAN5180 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Depending on where you live.Day laborers are readily available and many of them are trained in the restraunt business. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 who really believes he stepped in a hole? I just think the ankle just finally gave way from the tremendous pressure it was under. And like he would crawl back to the house... he would lay there like a wounded animal waiting to be devoured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 hey betty crocker, suck it up and go back to baking your cake, lol lol, hope it works out for ya bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Thanks guys....I decided to go shopping and do the doctor tomorrow night. Even got to use the motorized shopping cart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Thanks guys....I decided to go shopping and do the doctor tomorrow night. Even got to use the motorized shopping cart! Well, no one can ever say you aren't dedicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Well, no one can ever say you aren't dedicated. After the get through the laundry list of 4 letter words...they can usually say anything they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Damn, that sucks Smizzy. Maybe BP can overnight you a crutch, as for some help I am sure you can find some illegals to help you out for 7 cents an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Damn, that sucks Smizzy. Maybe BP can overnight you a crutch, as for some help I am sure you can find some illegals to help you out for 7 cents an hour I feel like James Caan in Misery! i5OlolbLXvw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Thanks guys....I decided to go shopping and do the doctor tomorrow night. Even got to use the motorized shopping cart! Give er' hell Smizzy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24champbailey Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Give er' hell Smizzy!! Looks like the clerk is calling in the authorities on Smizzy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Looks like the clerk is calling in the authorities on Smizzy... I'm showing her my balls with my left hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I want to say that I am not laughing. But that wouldn't be right. To lie and all. Go Smizzy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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