The Crusher Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 [quote name='Blackout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 It was bound to happen: http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/tiger-woods-wife-outrun-video-game.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 like a bakery bell..ding,,,another one TIGER XXX MARKS THE G-SPOT Another sex worker has admitted bedding Tiger Woods! A third sex for hire porn star had emerged from the busy thickets spewing tales of three-way sex with the potent putter amidst report livid Elin may skip the Masters. The self proclaimed "adult entertainer" Devon James claims she bedded Woods over a 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 like a bakery bell..ding,,,another one TIGER XXX MARKS THE G-SPOT Another sex worker has admitted bedding Tiger Woods! A third sex for hire porn star had emerged from the busy thickets spewing tales of three-way sex with the potent putter amidst report livid Elin may skip the Masters. The self proclaimed "adult entertainer" Devon James claims she bedded Woods over a 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Apparently Woods has earned his "Red Wings" Vanity Fair on Tiger Woods: The Billionaire Was Cheap & Insisted on Sex with Menstruating Perkins Waitress Tiger Woods AffairTheBigLeadMarch 31st. 2010, 10:00am Tiger Woods is the subject of a lengthy profile in this month’s Vanity Fair. While the full story isn’t online yet, we’ve plucked a few of the choice highlights below. The female on the left is the Perkins waitress he shagged (one particular detail is gnarly); the blonde on the right is Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, the one who placed third in the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. * Mindy Lawton says she met Woods for one rendezvous at 5:30 in the morning, before he had to leave for a golf tournament. Although she was menstruating, he insisted on having sex with her, but when the key card to access his office didn’t work, he drove to a nearby parking lot, where they had sex in his car. * The notoriously stingy Woods did buy dinner for Lawton — but only once, and even then, it was a chicken wrap from Subway, she said. * Years earlier, however, John Merchant [a lawyer who had been connected to the Woods family since the mid 1990's] had warned Woods to avoid Jordan and Barkley, saying of Jordan, “Stay away from that son of a bitch, because he doesn’t have anything to offer to the ****ing world in which he lives except playing basketball.” Merchant adds, “Are they his black role models? You’ve got to be kidding me.” * Of the women interviewed, Woods spent money on only one: Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, a former Playboy model he met through madam Michelle Braun. Ferriolo says she went on $15,000 shopping sprees and charged everything to Tiger’s hotel room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 George Carlin always said Americans have a way of playing with the language to prevent you from knowing waht they're really talking about. Thus shell shock became some acronym that means nothing_Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Similarly "whore" has become "sex worker". Does she make cookies in erotic shapes? Work in a condom factory? We know what a whore is, and what Woods is as well. like a bakery bell..ding,,,another one TIGER XXX MARKS THE G-SPOT Another sex worker has admitted bedding Tiger Woods! A third sex for hire porn star had emerged from the busy thickets spewing tales of three-way sex with the potent putter amidst report livid Elin may skip the Masters. The self proclaimed "adult entertainer" Devon James claims she bedded Woods over a 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 George Carlin always said Americans have a way of playing with the language to prevent you from knowing waht they're really talking about. Thus shell shock became some acronym that means nothing_Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Similarly "whore" has become "sex worker". Does she make cookies in erotic shapes? Work in a condom factory? We know what a whore is, and what Woods is as well. George Carlin was a f'ing genius and he used "truth in jest" extremely well. RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 like a bakery bell..ding,,,another one TIGER XXX MARKS THE G-SPOT Another sex worker has admitted bedding Tiger Woods! A third sex for hire porn star had emerged from the busy thickets spewing tales of three-way sex with the potent putter amidst report livid Elin may skip the Masters. The self proclaimed "adult entertainer" Devon James claims she bedded Woods over a 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Damn, Tiger should have stayed single if he was going to do this. I dont think his marriage can recover from something like this. Yeah, I don't get it either; Him getting married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Yeah, I don't get it either; Him getting married. +1000. With everything coming out about what he's done, I don't understand him getting married. If he were single, this wouldn't be much of a story. Latest reports are that his wife is not attending the Masters; she's staying in Sweden. But one of his mistresses said she's going to attend the tournament. What a mess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Tiger Woods returns to golf in Augusta... with an army of 90 bodyguards The Daily Mail ^ | 4-3-10 Tiger Woods will be guarded by a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Tiger Woods returns to golf in Augusta... with an army of 90 bodyguards The Daily Mail ^ | 4-3-10 Tiger Woods will be guarded by a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Masters is a totally controlled setting for his interview-they will let the people that want in the press in- nice freedom of speech You're right, it is an ultra-controlled environment, but I think after this week's Circus-Circus, The Masters will never be the same again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!!! Tiger got a hole in one of the pretty female spectators Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Personally I think a bunch of Porno Stars and Hookers in front of the Masters with Megaphones screaming for Tiger could only help ratings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Personally I think a bunch of Porno Stars and Hookers in front of the Masters with Megaphones screaming for Tiger could only help ratings. get back on the bike I bought you http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89774 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!!! Tiger got a hole in one of the pretty female spectators With his wife out of town it's only a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Poor Tiger. Now he wont get to pick up some "quality" Augusta tail at Hooters or the 2 Waffle Houses on Washington Rd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Best line of the Master coverage Jim Nantz - "Here comes Tiger after another 69" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Tiger's Wife was snooping around the Bedroom when she opened his sock drawer and saw 3 golf balll and 2000 dollars in cash. She asked Tiger what was up with this, Tigers responce was "OK I will come clean for everytime I cheated on you I would put a ball in the drawer'. His wifew looks at him and says 'Well after 3 years of marriage and considering who you are I guess 3 times is OK." But then she asked "But where did the money come from?" Tiger said "Oh after I reached a dozen balls I would sell them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 I'm glad Mickelson beat his ass, but I felt some sympathy for the first time when that pompous cracker president of the golf club went on TV and pontificated about how disappointed he was. I wish Tiger (or someone) had told him to shut his cracker mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Could not resist posting this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Could not resist posting this. I loved it that Tiger didn't even make the cut this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 I loved it that Tiger didn't even make the cut this week. It just means he'll bang 50 girls instead of 40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 It just means he'll bang 50 girls instead of 40. Good point. Put that extra time to good use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Could not resist posting this. Hah!!! That is classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 - June 30, 2010 Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday. The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one. He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce. But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others. A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father. "Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter." Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought. Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets. "The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot." SLIDESHOW: Tiger's Once Picture Perfect Life With Elin The friend said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days." Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody. That means Woods will share decisions about their future -- so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden. Woods -- believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas -- will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week. He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years. The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad. "She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle." Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children -- plus female members of staff known to Nordegren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 - June 30, 2010 Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday. The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one. He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce. But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others. A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father. "Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter." Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought. Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets. "The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot." SLIDESHOW: Tiger's Once Picture Perfect Life With Elin The friend said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days." Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody. That means Woods will share decisions about their future -- so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden. Woods -- believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas -- will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week. He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years. The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad. "She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle." Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children -- plus female members of staff known to Nordegren. Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 So, Elins keeps her mouth shut and in exchange she gets $750 mil and a no ho clause? Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 she must have some good dirt on tiger. why else pay $750 million to protect a reputation that is already in tatters? i bet she knows about a love child or two and he paid off the baby momma so now he has to pay off elin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Im sorry but 750 million a lil much for a chick that never did sh!t but pop out two kids and live the good life. Marriage is such a sham. No cheating is worth more than a 1/2 billion dollars that she never earned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 she must have some good dirt on tiger. why else pay $750 million to protect a reputation that is already in tatters? i bet she knows about a love child or two and he paid off the baby momma so now he has to pay off elin. ...worse. I bet he's been with men. A love child wouldn't be a shock....and honestly, at this point, expected. But a bi "Blasian" golf star? Now THAT'S sensational! LOL! Good for Elin. Can't put a price tag on being humilated in front of the world. Well, obviously you can. $750 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 ...worse. I bet he's been with men. A love child wouldn't be a shock....and honestly, at this point, expected. But a bi "Blasian" golf star? Now THAT'S sensational! LOL! Good for Elin. Can't put a price tag on being humilated in front of the world. Well, obviously you can. $750 million. i agree that i'm glad elin took him for that much cash. i bet you're onto something - my money is on gang bangs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 So, Elins keeps her mouth shut and in exchange she gets $750 mil and a no ho clause? Love it! ...worse. I bet he's been with men. A love child wouldn't be a shock....and honestly, at this point, expected. But a bi "Blasian" golf star? Now THAT'S sensational! LOL! Good for Elin. Can't put a price tag on being humilated in front of the world. Well, obviously you can. $750 million. great points, both of you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 i agree that i'm glad elin took him for that much cash. i bet you're onto something - my money is on gang bangs ...btw, been meaning to ask, what's with the "spoiled legacy brat" title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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