R3V1S24 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 i have a rally mustache does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I still haven't shaved my face or head but my beard growing ability is ****ing sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachTsurfing Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 mine is still growing strong. i even told my boss i'm not shaving till the jets lose. she just laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grimace Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 My boss is a Pats fan, I've been getting such crap for my rally beard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Oh man, my sister had ferrets. That's a PERFECT hobo pet, unless you have a pigeon or something. I've got a squirrel for over the winter as my hobo pet and a beard going since about 4-5 days before the Colts game. My father said to me last Saturday morning "You might wanna put some pants on your brother is hanging out with a couple girls upstairs" to which I replied "Are you serious? I look like Grizzly Adams and have a ****ing squirrel perched on my shoulder right now, you think I'm worried about pants?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KudosForND Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I got a Job interview on Tuesday, I havent shaved but i wont call my facial hair a beard just hair on my face... Its really patchy and ugly... Knowing the jets are gonna win, idk what to do.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 Given how big of a hard-on some people got last year over my rally beard thread... how could I NOT bring it back in full-blown self-centered glory!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyjunc Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdeacon Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I have been letting mien grow for a week and was about to shave it, now I think I am going to let her ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, nyjunc said: Solid google image work. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cant wait Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Your facial hair doesn't need its own thread but what made you shave last time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 minute ago, jdeacon said: I have been letting mien grow for a week and was about to shave it, now I think I am going to let her ride. My wife doesn't like mine... but apparently my beard, which I shaved off on January 1, is still a favorite topic of conversation amongst all the daycare mom's when they all go out to drink. I think having the other mom's flirt with me, and then gush over my sexy man-beast beard when they get a little soused has changed the wife's perspective a little. I decided to stop shaving during the week 1 preseason game... however, I may do an official shave and reset for the start of the regular season, so I can hit the beach the next few weeks without the beard... just hasn't quite cooled off enough for my taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Integrity28 said: My wife doesn't like mine... but apparently my beard, which I shaved off on January 1, is still a favorite topic of conversation amongst all the daycare mom's when they all go out to drink. I think having the other mom's flirt with me, and then gush over my sexy man-beast beard when they get a little soused has changed the wife's perspective a little. I decided to stop shaving during the week 1 preseason game... however, I may do an official shave and reset for the start of the regular season, so I can hit the beach the next few weeks without the beard... just hasn't quite cooled off enough for my taste. Holy hell man. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, cant wait said: Your facial hair doesn't need its own thread but what made you shave last time? This thread is an year old, and—as I explained a year ago—the rally beard is a symbol for this being a "get pumped" thread. We're only a few short weeks from real football... eventually we've got to look past the stale arguments from March and look forward to taking this league by storm. I shaved on New Years Day, we had some unfortunate sh*t happen in our personal lives, and I just wasn't feeling it for a while, so on NYD I chopped it off. Season was over anyway, and it got so big I didn't know how to trim it right. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 On 1/9/2010 at 10:51 AM, New York Mick said: LOL, walking on all fours might have something to do with it. True but it's good weight distribution.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Holy hell man. LOL I wish I was making it up, but something strange has happened to me the past 3 months... suddenly, women are blatantly flirting with me, whether my wife is there or not. It's like it was back in college... so, it's become a running joke for us... half the daycare mom's, the woman that runs the daycare, my wife's endocrinologist, the list goes on... it's hilarious, I'm in a hot streak, I guess. My wife gets a kick out of it. I will PM you the endocrinologist story one of these days... you'll appreciate that one the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 31 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Given how big of a hard-on some people got last year over my rally beard thread... how could I NOT bring it back in full-blown self-centered glory!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 minute ago, JiF said: Damn right. I'm just better at it than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cant wait Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Just now, Integrity28 said: This thread is an year old, and—as I explained a year ago—the rally beard is a symbol for this being a "get pumped" thread. We're only a few short weeks from real football... eventually we've got to look past the stale arguments from March and look forward to taking this league by storm. I shaved on New Years Day, we had some unfortunate sh*t happen in our personal lives, and I just wasn't feeling it for a while, so on NYD I chopped it off. Season was over anyway, and it got so big I didn't know how to trim it right. LOL Yeah when it gets past a certain point you probably should get a shape up at a barber, but I use a straight razor to clean up the edges. some beard balm and a bristle brush will help you out when it looks unruly too, I usually just get all that stuff on amazon. good luck this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 Just now, cant wait said: Yeah when it gets past a certain point you probably should get a shape up at a barber, but I use a straight razor to clean up the edges. some beard balm and a bristle brush will help you out when it looks unruly too, I usually just get all that stuff on amazon. good luck this year Yup, I have a bunch of young hipsters I work with who gave me similar advice on beard grooming. Thanks. I just realized, this isn't even the thread from last year - this one is from 2010! The playoff run with Rex, probably. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Yup, I have a bunch of young hipsters I work with who gave me similar advice on beard grooming. Thanks. I just realized, this isn't even the thread from last year - this one is from 2010! The playoff run with Rex, probably. LOL You should just go with a Van Dyke, 70's porn style. It's a great conversation piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreindlyFellow Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 22 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: I wish I was making it up, but something strange has happened to me the past 3 months... suddenly, women are blatantly flirting with me, whether my wife is there or not. It's like it was back in college... so, it's become a running joke for us... half the daycare mom's, the woman that runs the daycare, my wife's endocrinologist, the list goes on... it's hilarious, I'm in a hot streak, I guess. My wife gets a kick out of it. I will PM you the endocrinologist story one of these days... you'll appreciate that one the most. I'm growin me a beard!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 On 1/9/2010 at 10:20 AM, Integrity28 said: Anyone else growing one? I went skiing last weekend and didn't shave, and when I got home to watch the Jets/Bengals game I decided (influenced heavily by codeine and exuberance) that I would grow a RALLY BEARD just like the O-linemen. It helped that I have been sick, and working from home most days.... but I did have to meet with 2 clients this week, so I had to clean it up around the edges, but I'm psyched to go about 4 weeks without shaving. It was great telling my NE based clients that I am growing a playoff rally beard for my Jets. One of them was cool, he said he forgot what it was like when the fans cared that much about the Patriots... now they all just expect perfect seasons or the throw fits. At that point, I felt it was safe to point out that while the Jets are dreaming of the unlikeliest of SB runs... the Pats fans are whimpering about how the team won the AFC East and debating whether or not its a "rebuilding year" even though the team is in the playoffs!!!! WTF???? Personally, I believe completely that "rebuilding year" is revisionist history and front-office speak for a losing season. NOBODY comes into a season with intentions of NOT winning. Ask Jim Mora Jr. about rebuilding years. Anyway, back to the beard!!! I know players do it, I've never done it before... and I am realizing my beard hair is like blonde, red, brown and black!!!! WTF I must be some sort of Viking byproduct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSfaninNE Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 On 1/9/2010 at 10:20 AM, Integrity28 said: Anyone else growing one? I went skiing last weekend and didn't shave, and when I got home to watch the Jets/Bengals game I decided (influenced heavily by codeine and exuberance) that I would grow a RALLY BEARD just like the O-linemen. It helped that I have been sick, and working from home most days.... but I did have to meet with 2 clients this week, so I had to clean it up around the edges, but I'm psyched to go about 4 weeks without shaving. It was great telling my NE based clients that I am growing a playoff rally beard for my Jets. One of them was cool, he said he forgot what it was like when the fans cared that much about the Patriots... now they all just expect perfect seasons or the throw fits. At that point, I felt it was safe to point out that while the Jets are dreaming of the unlikeliest of SB runs... the Pats fans are whimpering about how the team won the AFC East and debating whether or not its a "rebuilding year" even though the team is in the playoffs!!!! WTF???? Personally, I believe completely that "rebuilding year" is revisionist history and front-office speak for a losing season. NOBODY comes into a season with intentions of NOT winning. Ask Jim Mora Jr. about rebuilding years. Anyway, back to the beard!!! I know players do it, I've never done it before... and I am realizing my beard hair is like blonde, red, brown and black!!!! WTF I must be some sort of Viking byproduct. I did it last year but definitely not doing it again. I look horrible with a beard, I just have never been able to get a full beard to look good, I just wanted to see how it would look if I hadn't shaved for months lol. Now I know and will never subject myself or others to the horror again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Rally rah rah stuff is for baseball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRy56 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I wish I could grow a beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Claw Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 My beard is down to my chest now. No one told me when to shave it, so I just kept growing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Goatee for me. It is multi-colored though, so I got that goin for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 No beard but haven't manscaped in 6 weeks it looks like a tribble Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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