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#1 Sperm Edwards

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Posted 19 May 2014 - 12:44 PM

http://www.cbssports...view-donates-1m

 

Marshall tweeted that it's a 3 year extension for $30M.  Pledged $1M of it to the "mental health community" when signing it on The View.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 01:14 PM

This doesn't seem like an Idzik signing, even if he was available.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 01:16 PM

#lolbears
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 01:29 PM

http://www.cbssports...view-donates-1m
 
Marshall tweeted that it's a 3 year extension for $30M.  Pledged $1M of it to the "mental health community" when signing it on The View.


He signed his ******* contract on the view?
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 04:03 PM

He signed his ******* contract on the view?

 

Awesome, right?


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 04:11 PM

My god with the Bears. And say what you will about the Jets but at least the majority of our fanbase has no delusions about the historic ineptitude of our organization.


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(Chandler)'s a nice piece as long as he's the 7th most important player on your roster....I think they're going to be disappointed when they see he's just a pumped-up Drew Gooden.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 04:26 PM

I'd have signed up for Marshall with that contract in a heartbeat, so I think this sucks.  He's not the unpredicably-insane guy he came across as early in his career.  He had a screw loose but lucky for him it was capable of being tightened. 


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 04:35 PM

Marshall seems to be well behaved when Cutler is throwing him the ball.

 

So not sure from a JETS perspective signing him was even a possibility but signing him up is huge thing for the Bears. Atleast they can count of those middle of the road seasons.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 04:58 PM

I'd have signed up for Marshall with that contract in a heartbeat, so I think this sucks. He's not the unpredicably-insane guy he came across as early in his career. He had a screw loose but lucky for him it was capable of being tightened.


Cutler's apparently the only person capable of tightening it, so it's sort of moot.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 05:07 PM

My god with the Bears. And say what you will about the Jets but at least the majority of our fanbase has no delusions about the historic ineptitude of our organization.


"The Bears are a heritage franchise that does things the right way."

/buys jersey of a guy who's considered "reformed" because he's managed not to punch a woman in the face for two years
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 05:13 PM

"The Bears are a heritage franchise that does things the right way."

/buys jersey of a guy who's considered "reformed" because he's managed not to punch a woman in the face for two years

 

Santonio Holmes getting yelled at on a plane vs Brian Urlacher picking a fight with ******* Bas Rutten. Not even close regarding embarrassment.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 05:14 PM

Santonio Holmes getting yelled at on a plane vs Brian Urlacher picking a fight with ******* Bas Rutten. Not even close regarding embarrassment.


That story's an all-timer.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 05:17 PM

this is why FA isn't all it's cracked up to be

 

the studs rarely hit the market


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 05:32 PM

Awesome, right?


Yea, can't wait for him to sign a deal with Summers Eve next.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:18 PM

Cutler's apparently the only person capable of tightening it, so it's sort of moot.


Yeah, pretty sure Cutler had zero to do with it. Unless his degree at Vandy was in treating bipolar disorder by throwing a football super hard.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:44 PM

Yeah, pretty sure Cutler had zero to do with it. Unless his degree at Vandy was in treating bipolar disorder by throwing a football super hard.


It would be pretty cool if the secret to treating bipolar disorder was Jay Cutler throwing a football at your face.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 09:33 PM

He was probably never an option anyway, as far as I can recall he never beat up on a Rex defense, Rex only covets guys who beat him cuz , well you know, if they beat him they must be great and that sort of thing.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 10:20 PM

It wasn't likely he ended up with the green&white, but if he signed that deal of 3 years 30 million you do that in .2 seconds. Dude can play.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 11:02 PM

Yeah, pretty sure Cutler had zero to do with it. Unless his degree at Vandy was in treating bipolar disorder by throwing a football super hard.


It's Borderline personality disorder, bro.
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Posted 20 May 2014 - 12:40 AM

It's Borderline personality disorder, bro.


Lol, like I borderline give a crap. He's a HOF receiver who's still awesome and is no longer the negative distraction he once was. Bro.
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Posted 20 May 2014 - 12:51 AM

It would be pretty cool if the secret to treating bipolar disorder was Jay Cutler throwing a football at your face.


For one suffering severely enough, I'm sure he'd accept a cure of Jay Cutler beating off in his face.

It sounds like a pretty big bummer dz. Then again it would probably be a bummer if that was actually the cure. Like you didn't have it bad enough. "OK, it's sanity medicine time." Eww.
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Posted 20 May 2014 - 05:29 AM

Yeah I'm with Sperm here.... Marshall was one of the best receiver in the game last year.
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Posted 20 May 2014 - 05:30 AM

"The Bears are a heritage franchise that does things the right way."

/buys jersey of a guy who's considered "reformed" because he's managed not to punch a woman in the face for two years

/Thurman'd
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Posted 20 May 2014 - 07:23 AM

It would be pretty cool if the secret to treating bipolar disorder was Jay Cutler throwing a football at your face.


Lol
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Posted 20 May 2014 - 01:42 PM

The View?  The frickin' View?  Seriously?


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