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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernon_Gholston

I really want to see someone edit his Wiki page and have him now being employed as the night manager at the Chatham 7-11 or Mickey D's

friend him here; https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12418632&fref=ts

Employed at Mickey Ds?? Do you not remember the multi million dollar contract he signed? Edited by New York Mick

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  Gholston is a former NFL player and he played for a major college football power.  The worst he probably

ended up is probably as a high school coach.  But that is conditional on his career goals

and personal habits.  It's funny.  My cousin had a friend who was a small college coach in the Bay

Area.  Every year like clockwork for like 15 years,  he continue to build his resume and

interview for any internship the San Francisco 49'ers had.  I guess any work experience with

an NFL team bumps your salary way up in organized football.  A guy like Gholston could probably intern at

NFL team by just asking an ex- coach.  A smoe who played for Sisters of the Poor and had the

talent to coach at the next level would never get this chance.

Edited by pdxgreen

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She's no Erin Esurance. That's for damn sure.

Some of her work has gotten too hardcore for me. Sometimes it's best to leave a little to the imagination. It's like Matt Simms last year, its nice for people to think about but when you're sitting there staring at it it's awful.

Edited by SayNoToDMC

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Some of her work has gotten too hardcore for me. Sometimes it's best to leave a little to the imagination. It's like Matt Simms last year, its nice for people to think about but when you're sitting there staring at it it's awful.

 

I'm not saying that I disagree because I've already researched Erin Esurance porn many, many times, I'm just saying that you may want to rethink this opinion.

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I'm not saying that I disagree because I've already researched Erin Esurance porn many, many times, I'm just saying that you may want to rethink this opinion.

Meh, I still watch. If I didn't spend most of my time watching things that make me feel dirty I'd be a Giants fan.

Edited by SayNoToDMC

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LOL

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernon_Gholston

I really want to see someone edit his Wiki page and have him now being employed as the night manager at the Chatham 7-11 or Mickey D's

 

friend him here; https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12418632&fref=ts

 

That's a little creepy, don't you think?

 

He's gone SFJ. He can't hurt you anymore. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prediction: Gholston gets five sacks on opening day - book it!

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Elsa. The chick from Frozen. He's saying you're a Scandinavian snow princess.

Oh, our baby was in her 7 month stretch of not sleeping when that was popular.... No wonder it didn't resonate.

I guess better to be an ice princess than an ape?

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Didn't somebody here edit Herm Edwards' Wiki page after he was gone? I forget who it was or what it said but I do remember it being hilarious. I just can't believe that no Jets fan hasn't even considered doing the same to Gholston's Wiki-let's face it-we owe him. How about when Rex made him get in a fight? What a wuss 

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Vernon Gholston Stats:

 

0 Concussions

0 Torn ACLs, MCLs, PCLs

0 Torn Mensicus

0 Separated Joints

0 High Ankle Sprains

0 Torn Hamstrings

0 Torn Achillies

0 Neck Injuries

0 Surgeries

 

$32,000,000 Contract

$21,000,000 Guaranteed Money

 

Vernon Gholston walks away from the game with 0 future problems and a ton of money.  I really can't think of a career arch I'd want more than his.  Plus, one time he caught CJ from behind.

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Vernon Gholston Stats:

 

0 Concussions

0 Torn ACLs, MCLs, PCLs

0 Torn Mensicus

0 Separated Joints

0 High Ankle Sprains

0 Torn Hamstrings

0 Torn Achillies

0 Neck Injuries

0 Surgeries

 

$32,000,000 Contract

$21,000,000 Guaranteed Money

 

Vernon Gholston walks away from the game with 0 future problems and a ton of money.  I really can't think of a career arch I'd want more than his.  Plus, one time he caught CJ from behind.

Never has a man made more for doing as less as he has in his career. So after taxes that stiff probably walked away with 15 million dollars

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Never has a man made more for doing as less as he has in his career. So after taxes that stiff probably walked away with 15 million dollars

 

And it's really quite brilliant.  With the money made on old rookie contracts, why not avoid the whole playing football after college thing, and just enjoy your money and good health.

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If I were Idzik id bring him in for a workout maybe time away from the game did him some good and hes ready to play like he did in college.

 

Well, it's good news is you're not Idzik.

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Never has a man made more for doing as less as he has in his career. So after taxes that stiff probably walked away with 15 million dollars

JaMarcus Russell!!!!!!!!!

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