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Lauren Tannehill set to appear in 'Maxim'

By Dan Hanzus

Published: June 1, 2012 at 03:50 p.m.

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Lauren Tannehill's shoot took on a football theme. (Roger Snider/Special to NFL.com)

Ryan Tannehill might need to wait for his star turn with the Miami Dolphins, but no depth chart can contain his wife.

Lauren Tannehill, who garnered more buzz for her appearance at the NFL draft than most of the players, will continue to grow her brand of, um, whatever it is when she appears in an upcoming issue of "Maxim" magazine.

The theme of her shoot with photographer Roger Snider ties in with her husband's new association with the Dolphins. There are footballs and team colors and Florida oranges. Lots and lots of Florida oranges.

In other LT news -- yes, we have a new LT -- it's hard to imagine HBO not leaning hard on the relationship between Ryan and Lauren now that the Dolphins have been announced as the next focus of "Hard Knocks."

Our prediction: HBO will manage to hold off until the first segment of Episode 2 before trailing Tannehill back to the home he shares with his new bride. Some things you can guess at ... others are just inevitable.

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Good lord with this chick...she's an 8.5 tops. The hair throws it off, she dyes that sh*t brunette tomorrow and she's just another attractive lady. Definitely not Maxim level. Maxim needs more Melanie Iglesias shoots anyways, not this crap.

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Bitch got the crazy eye.

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she looks like a golfer wife. i have to chuckle every time some fugly golfer gets the celebration hug from a knockout gold-digger wife

and every guy in this thread would drool over her in person

porn has ruined us all when it comes to pics on the net but in person I bet she causes a buzz wherever she goes

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Tanehill's chick drops a notch with every new pic I see of her. EAT for Jah's sake.

sh*t.

I should have actually read this thread, and not just the title... :(

Oh well, I gotta get points for the Something about Mary chompers smile comparison in my thread.

But well played here... the brunettes all day... Tanne's wife looks like a run of the mill Florida skank.

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she looks like a golfer wife. i have to chuckle every time some fugly golfer gets the celebration hug from a knockout gold-digger wife

and every guy in this thread would drool over her in person

porn has ruined us all when it comes to pics on the net but in person I bet she causes a buzz wherever she goes

I live and work in a city filled with beautiful young women. Yet none of them are orange, have cooked hair and chompers like that... she's stick out like a sore thumb here, because the women here look better, with less effort. I'm sure people would stare, but not because she's a diamond in the rough

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shes just a meh for me

pretty blond hair but damn eat a cheeseburger sweetheart. and the ol Tiger Woods chompers are another major turn off. I'd still tax it don't get me wrong but shes getting wayyyyyy to much hype imo

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I live and work in a city filled with beautiful young women. Yet none of them are orange, have cooked hair and chompers like that... she's stick out like a sore thumb here, because the women here look better, with less effort. I'm sure people would stare, but not because she's a diamond in the rough

I worked in midtown for 3 years. we used to say you'll see the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.......every day

it all dpends on context.

victorias secret model ? no effin way

SI swimsuit model ? LOL

but if any guy posting in this thread saw her in a bar, I bet they would all stare

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Just meh? Holy **** at the standards of this place. Even Max would wanna hit that.

People are talking in the context of a magazine layout or Internet pics... not if she's walking up and propositioning you.

I agree with the 'meh' sentiment. Definitely have seen better on the streets of Manhattan just today.

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this thread reminds me of this......

Do you think men of our generation have seen more beautiful women and more naked women than any other generation if you count women seen in person and women seen in photo/video? With the internet, this has to be true, right? How lucky are we?

Think about it. Back in the old days, if you wanted to see a beautiful woman, you had to live near her (super near her before men had trains, ships, etc. and even fairly near even when cars were first invented); if you lived in a religious place or a place not near a city, you probably saw only one woman naked - the woman who became your wife. In cities and in less religious times, people were probably still fairly conservative - I wouldn't imagine anyone but someone who was, or was connected to, royalty would see more than 5-10 naked women.

I do think this has probably spoiled our generation, perhaps beyond salvation. If Marisa Miller went strolling into a saloon in 1845, every man's head would have exploded. But since kids today have access to billions of photos and videos or naked women online at a moment's notice, they begin to take the female form for granted. This is how you end up with some ****head in the comments being like, "Marisa Miller? Meh." We really did have someone at KSK once who said she wasn't all that in the comments. And I wanted to reach through my computer and stab that commenter in both eyes. YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE GIFT OF SIGHT. DO YOU NOT ******* REALIZE HOW SPECIAL SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN ARE?!

By the way, I do wonder what the total number of naked people online is. Are there a million people who have appeared naked on the Internet (the exposed internet, private emails and sexts don't count)? Is the percentage of Americans appearing naked online increasing every year? I bet it is. I bet there will come a time when we're ALL naked online. We'll all be out there for each other to see and if you see someone walking down the street who looks attractive to you, you'll be able to hold up your phone and have an app take you to that nude photo immediately. That can't happen fast enough.

http://deadspin.com/5915821/how-to-tell-other-people-that-your-cousin-is-a-porn-star

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