Maxman Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 As many of you know I had to take a leave of absence from the site for a few weeks recently. While I was away I thought a lot about the site, it was the first time I was ever away from it more than a few days which only happened a few times. Anyhow -- I realized that I don't post enough. I just wanted to share that I will be posting more. Because I know how special I am to you all and this makes you happy. Seriously here is to a great offseason of talking NY Jets football. Can't wait to see what changes Rex Ryan has in store next year. I heard that he is going to get more hands on with the offense next season. That should produce big results! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Sometimes when you're going though or just having hard times, spending a lot of time here on the boards is an excellent diversion to some of life's weightier issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 As many of you know I had to take a leave of absence from the site for a few weeks recently. While I was away I thought a lot about the site, it was the first time I was ever away from it more than a few days which only happened a few times. Anyhow -- I realized that I don't post enough. I just wanted to share that I will be posting more. Because I know how special I am to you all and this makes you happy. Seriously here is to a great offseason of talking NY Jets football. Can't wait to see what changes Rex Ryan has in store next year. I heard that he is going to get more hands on with the offense next season. That should produce big results! get him teh weaponz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Sometimes when you're going though or just having hard times, spending a lot of time here on the boards is an excellent diversion to some of life's weightier issues. What should you do if WEIGHT is your issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 What should you do if WEIGHT is your issue. andiamo a mangiare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 why wont you just go away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Glad to hear- hope Lauren is doing well. Now who are you again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 What should you do if WEIGHT is your issue. Start walking with me in the mornings Sal. I also have started to grab and shake the hard fat that surrounds my stomach area in the hope that perhaps moving it around a little might prompt some of it to start going away. I did about 3 miles just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Start walking with me in the mornings Sal. I also have started to grab and shake the hard fat that surrounds my stomach area in the hope that perhaps moving it around a little might prompt some of it to start going away. I did about 3 miles just now. I tried walking in the morning Jimmy, but the damn food kept falling out of my mouth. Not as easy as it looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Great to have you back Max I'm sure you and your family have been in everyone's thoughts and prayers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego My Lageman Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Sometimes forums are a GREAT distraction from life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacked4JetsFB Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 What should you do if WEIGHT is your issue. Dan Marino says Jenny Craig makes a mean Lasagna? But he is a Dolfag so can you really trust him? Good to have you back Max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Dan Marino says Jenny Craig makes a mean Lasagna? But he is a Dolfag so can you really trust him? Good to have you back Max Then why does he make Nutri system commercials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacked4JetsFB Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Then why does he make Nutri system commercials? Cause hes a dolfin rat. He does Nutri system commercials for the money but uses Jenny Craig for really losing weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Cause hes a dolfin rat. He does Nutri system commercials for the money but uses Jenny Craig for really losing weight. No way. Tried both. Nutisystem is like trying to lose wait by eating the worst TV dinners ever. Truly a horrific thing to do to a human. Jenny Craig gives you the worst textured and tasting nutrition bars you have ever tried. Upside of Jenny Craig is they use to have at least one hot chick working at the center and so you have that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacked4JetsFB Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 No way. Tried both. Nutisystem is like trying to lose wait by eating the worst TV dinners ever. Truly a horrific thing to do to a human. Jenny Craig gives you the worst textured and tasting nutrition bars you have ever tried. Upside of Jenny Craig is they use to have at least one hot chick working at the center and so you have that. I don't know how heavy you are because you joke around a lot. But if you are very heavy, I am of the opinion that the best nutritional plan is to go Paleo diet with one night a week to eat whatever you want to keep you sane and your metabolism stoked. I was a personal trainer for a very long time and found that most people who are very heavy are very insulin insensitive and respond very well to a paleo style diet. Also, there is not really as much of a concept of calorie counting, as long as you go more on the veggie side than the fruit side you can usually eat a lot and lose weight. First few days can suck, but once you get used to it you are often way less hungry because you don't have the big dips in blood sugar levels and all the bad sh!t that comes along with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 As many of you know I had to take a leave of absence from the site for a few weeks recently. While I was away I thought a lot about the site, it was the first time I was ever away from it more than a few days which only happened a few times. Anyhow -- I realized that I don't post enough. I just wanted to share that I will be posting more. Because I know how special I am to you all and this makes you happy. Seriously here is to a great offseason of talking NY Jets football. Can't wait to see what changes Rex Ryan has in store next year. I heard that he is going to get more hands on with the offense next season. That should produce big results! I decided to post more as well but no one gave a crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I decided to post more as well but no one gave a crap. I still love you Raffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I don't know how heavy you are because you joke around a lot. But if you are very heavy, I am of the opinion that the best nutritional plan is to go Paleo diet with one night a week to eat whatever you want to keep you sane and your metabolism stoked. I was a personal trainer for a very long time and found that most people who are very heavy are very insulin insensitive and respond very well to a paleo style diet. Also, there is not really as much of a concept of calorie counting, as long as you go more on the veggie side than the fruit side you can usually eat a lot and lose weight. First few days can suck, but once you get used to it you are often way less hungry because you don't have the big dips in blood sugar levels and all the bad sh!t that comes along with that. How heavy I am? About this heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexiRoll6 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 As many of you know I had to take a leave of absence from the site for a few weeks recently. While I was away I thought a lot about the site, it was the first time I was ever away from it more than a few days which only happened a few times. Anyhow -- I realized that I don't post enough. I just wanted to share that I will be posting more. Because I know how special I am to you all and this makes you happy. Seriously here is to a great offseason of talking NY Jets football. Can't wait to see what changes Rex Ryan has in store next year. I heard that he is going to get more hands on with the offense next season. That should produce big results! The first change is going to be Rex himself saying fare-thee-well. I know Idzik will see right through the players saying how hard they play for him, because they really don't. I look at the team at 5-4 coming off a bye - with two weeks to prepare for a Buffalo team that was getting creamed weekly. The Jets laid down in classic style and stayed down for the Fins as well the next week. Don't be afraid of a Rex-less future because it is almost here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 hey this is all about Max- pay attention guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacked4JetsFB Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 How heavy I am? About this heavy. In that case I would just try to lower your carbs a tiny bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacked4JetsFB Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 hey this is all about Max- pay attention guys Truth! No more from me! Glad to have Max back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 In that case I would just try to lower your carbs a tiny bit. I could do that. Instead of eating 7 quarts of ice cream at night I could eat only 2 gallons instead? I like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeWillie Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Good to have you back, Max. Hope the wife is doing well and that you both have a great hoiliday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj meadowlands Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 As many of you know I had to take a leave of absence from the site for a few weeks recently. While I was away I thought a lot about the site, it was the first time I was ever away from it more than a few days which only happened a few times. Anyhow -- I realized that I don't post enough. I just wanted to share that I will be posting more. Because I know how special I am to you all and this makes you happy. Seriously here is to a great offseason of talking NY Jets football. Can't wait to see what changes Rex Ryan has in store next year. I heard that he is going to get more hands on with the offense next season. That should produce big results! Actually pretty happy about this. There's been a sharp influx of dimwits around here lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Welcome back! Thoughts and prayers to you and your family during this Christmas season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 get him teh weaponz Is that what you are saying? If I had better weapons I could bring us to the promised land? I totally agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 I decided to post more as well but no one gave a crap. We care my former section 334 friend. We care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 Welcome back! Thoughts and prayers to you and your family during this Christmas season. Thanks everyone. Merry Christmas! (And no me coming back isn't your Christmas present lol). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Actually pretty happy about this. There's been a sharp influx of dimwits around here lately. Same number. They've just been more vocal lately without Max to snark them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Good to have you back, Max. Hope the wife is doing well and that you both have a great hoiliday. Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Thanks everyone. Merry Christmas! (And no me coming back isn't your Christmas present lol). Me miss you long time Pookie!! Hope you and your family have a very Merry and Healthy Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Just remember, it's quality not quantity. Or it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the motion in the ocean....or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Oh, no! We suck again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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