j4jets Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 My wife posted a pic of me n my 3 year old daughter at a petting zoo petting a goat on Facebook. A friend of mine, who's a Patriots fan, commented "Is that the next QB of the NY jets?" For the life of me, I can't think of a comeback. What makes this even worst is that it was a goat. I need JN's help for a comeback punch. It must be a PG13 reply so can't use any deflated ball references. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adoni Beast Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Your post is so George Constanaza-esque I'm repping you just for that. I say since it was a goat, you send him this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYs Stepchild Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Adoni Beast said: Your post is so George Constanaza-esque I'm repping you just for that. I say since it was a goat, you send him this.... Tom Brady called and he wants his goat back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadetree Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 "Oh, yeah!? I slept with your wife!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adoni Beast Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Shadetree said: "Oh, yeah!? I slept with your wife!" "His wife is in a coma." "Jerk store would have SMOKED EM!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 just post this and ask....." you think this is how brady likes his asses??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowlesMovement Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 2 hours ago, j4jets said: My wife posted a pic of me n my 3 year old daughter at a petting zoo petting a goat on Facebook. A friend of mine, who's a Patriots fan, commented "Is that the next QB of the NY jets?" For the life of me, I can't think of a comeback. What makes this even worst is that it was a goat. I need JN's help for a comeback punch. It must be a PG13 reply so can't use any deflated ball references. Your big mistake is having a Patriots fan as a friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 **** you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 2 hours ago, j4jets said: My wife posted a pic of me n my 3 year old daughter at a petting zoo petting a goat on Facebook. A friend of mine, who's a Patriots fan, commented "Is that the next QB of the NY jets?" For the life of me, I can't think of a comeback. What makes this even worst is that it was a goat. I need JN's help for a comeback punch. It must be a PG13 reply so can't use any deflated ball references. Maybe some kind of play off GOAT (greatest of all time). Eg You know who's not the GOAT? Anyone who gets caught cheating. ...or... Brady is the GOAT at cheating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio State NY Jets fan Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Flip it something like, "Great idea but my daughter is not eligible for the NFL yet, maybe Tom and the legal team can help pave the way" or how about a book recommendation (looks right for his age level) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Just tell him its Robert Krafts newest girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 3 hours ago, j4jets said: My wife posted a pic of me n my 3 year old daughter at a petting zoo petting a goat on Facebook. A friend of mine, who's a Patriots fan, commented "Is that the next QB of the NY jets?" For the life of me, I can't think of a comeback. What makes this even worst is that it was a goat. I need JN's help for a comeback punch. It must be a PG13 reply so can't use any deflated ball references. "No it will be our future kicker, DUH" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 3 hours ago, j4jets said: My wife posted a pic of me n my 3 year old daughter at a petting zoo petting a goat on Facebook. A friend of mine, who's a Patriots fan, commented "Is that the next QB of the NY jets?" For the life of me, I can't think of a comeback. What makes this even worst is that it was a goat. I need JN's help for a comeback punch. It must be a PG13 reply so can't use any deflated ball references. Yes. We figured we would just start with one rather than spend more than a decade cheating and lying trying to make one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Larz said: **** you I like it! It's succinct and to the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 "Oh, don't mind Janie (or whatever is your daughter's name). She was just helping Ann (or whatever is your wife's name) find the softest goat hairs for Gisele's new mirkin project. She wants to have it ready to give Tom for Father's Day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted May 17, 2016 Author Share Posted May 17, 2016 2 hours ago, BowlesMovement said: Your big mistake is having a Patriots fan as a friend! To be fair, he's French. He's supposed to blend in. He'll be a Seahawks fan in a couple years when Shady retires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 27 minutes ago, j4jets said: To be fair, he's French. He's supposed to blend in. He'll be a Seahawks fan in a couple years when Shady retires. Just add "Surrender Monkey" to any random insult you throw at him, and you are set. Or, tell the joke about French tanks only having neutral and reverse gears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rex-n-effect Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Adoni Beast said: Your post is so George Constanaza-esque I'm repping you just for that. I say since it was a goat, you send him this.... When I see that picture I just wonder why the goat didn't spear him in the throat with a horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adoni Beast Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 31 minutes ago, rex-n-effect said: When I see that picture I just wonder why the goat didn't spear him in the throat with a horn. When Brady f.ucked the goat, he did it at the edge of a cliff...so the goat would push back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 11 hours ago, j4jets said: My wife posted a pic of me n my 3 year old daughter at a petting zoo petting a goat on Facebook. A friend of mine, who's a Patriots fan, commented "Is that the next QB of the NY jets?" For the life of me, I can't think of a comeback. What makes this even worst is that it was a goat. I need JN's help for a comeback punch. It must be a PG13 reply so can't use any deflated ball references. Drop him as a friend on Facebook and let him figure out the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 12 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Drop him as a friend on Facebook and let him figure out the rest. Jeez! Some of you ****ers are hardcore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 7 hours ago, Klecko73isGod said: I like it! It's succinct and to the point. I was going to end it with "clown". but thought that was too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Wait another month and then say, "oh yeah well the jerk store called and they are running out of you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 10 minutes ago, Larz said: I was going to end it with "clown". but thought that was too much Nah... that would have killed it. Your instincts were spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 15 hours ago, j4jets said: My wife posted a pic of me n my 3 year old daughter at a petting zoo petting a goat on Facebook. A friend of mine, who's a Patriots fan, commented "Is that the next QB of the NY jets?" For the life of me, I can't think of a comeback. What makes this even worst is that it was a goat. I need JN's help for a comeback punch. It must be a PG13 reply so can't use any deflated ball references. There's just so much wrong with this. I dunno whether your friend meant to imply that the next failure we throw out there at quarterback is likely to have cloven hooves or two X chromosomes but either way it doesn't even qualify as a joke absent some unexplained reason why the picture invites the connection in the first place let alone being funny. Maybe if the goat was throwing something. I dunno. I don't see how the response to a line that forced is anything besides awkward silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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