AFJF Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just sin, baby. The Raiders’ upcoming move to Las Vegas is being greeted with open arms — or something — by one enterprising Nevada businessman. According to Mick Akers of the Las Vegas Sun, Nevada brothel owner Dennis Hof announced plans to open a Raiders-themed establishment called “Pirate’s Booty.” “I’ve had a license for a seventh brothel near Las Vegas for some time now, but I was waiting for the right time to launch another house of debauchery,” Hof said. “The Raiders coming to Vegas will mean big business for me, so my next sex den will honor the ‘Men in Black’ and their ‘Raider Nation.’” (In a related note, Hall of Famer and former Raider Warren Sapp is plotting a comeback as we speak.) The house of ill repute will be 90 miles outside of Las Vegas in Crystal. Hof said Raiders players and staff will get 50 percent off at his establishments, and there will be a VIP section at staffed with “over 20 cheerleader-garbed working girls.” So now, at least someone other than fans in Oakland will be getting, … oh, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Given the price of PSLs...the Jets should offer such services in the stadium. At least that way you can get screwed when you get screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 25 minutes ago, AFJF said: Hof said Raiders players and staff will get 50 percent off at his establishments, and there will be a VIP section at staffed with “over 20 cheerleader-garbed working girls.” I'm sure the organization is very excited about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj meadowlands Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 In with first "black hole" joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LWC611 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 hours ago, slats said: I'm sure the organization is very excited about this. and the NFL is not..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 hours ago, slats said: I'm sure the organization is very excited about this. Sheldon to the Raiders. Book it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 90 miles? Maybe for gillian Anderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodeawhodat Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 hours ago, nj meadowlands said: In with first "black hole" joke dayum.... i wasnt even that late... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Oh. Yeah. This whole LV thing isn't gonna work out too well I'm thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 hours ago, jeremy2020 said: Given the price of PSLs...the Jets should offer such services in the stadium. At least that way you can get screwed when you get screwed. They should and they can use the underground Hackenberg grooming facility after they are done using it. They can call Gate D DOWN BELOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 hours ago, nj meadowlands said: In with first "black hole" joke Teamed up in the promotional literature with an image of Kenny Stabler, "The Snake". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Larz said: 90 miles? Maybe for gillian Anderson Lol ... Is she even still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, ljr said: Lol ... Is she even still alive? hey...leave us old timers our dreams. Thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, peebag said: hey...leave us old timers our dreams. Thank you very much. I'll roll with Jacquelline Bisset if we're going old timers ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 17 minutes ago, ljr said: Lol ... Is she even still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFaninMI Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 The new look Raiders.....gotta love that NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickJetFan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Count me in...I will even where raider garb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRONX DUDE Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 38 minutes ago, Larz said: I think they may be a slight better looking than this X-FILER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, BRONX DUDE said: I think they may be a slight better looking than this X-FILER? and they were just used by the vegas raiders football team, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmat321 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Maybe the mods can get a rub and tug in Jersey to have a Jets night. Can have the proceeds donated to Decker's charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raideraholic Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Makes 2020 training camp with the Vegas Raiders , much more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetrider Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 7 hours ago, slats said: I'm sure the organization is very excited about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Mocking the Raiders meanwhile they are an up and coming team in the NFL and the Jets are a bottom feeder team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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