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2 hours ago, Beaver said:

wake up coffee GIF by good-morning

Good Morning 

 

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10 minutes ago, deckerfan said:

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This is nonsense but appreciate the effort. 

Here's a dead ape for you to enjoy 

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Morning sh!tbirds! We're going to need to break the fourth wall a bit here as this mornings dead are newer players (to me) and have yet to have shown ridiculous personalities on their own or have had the chance for one of the idiots here to apply one to them.

It's not like this cluster fvck of a narrative has stayed on script anyway.

Hopefully they stick around and become caricatures in their own right but I don't gots no way of killing them that will amuse (me at least)

Anyway.. 

Morning came late at ClusterFvck ridge, yep, I'm going with that now. As the groggy headed villagers looked out and surveyed the aftermath of last nights epic Kool and the Gang concert they first noticed

@Smashmouth exactly where they left him, still doing the blockhead

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That's odd. Maybe he sleeps that way?

Or, maybe the douchemod is going to keep tagging Mr. "i quit mafia forever for the fifth time" until he gets some attention, a butt fumble at least!

 

Secondly, they noticed the the town center looked like a festival grounds after 3 days of peace and music. Some party, that ape dying!

Image result for trash filled festival aftermath

 

And yep those are indeed passed out wooks seemingly from the 21st century, not sure what they are doing in a 19th century isolated western village but hey I can't even get vote counts correct.

 

All that was missing was a concerned indian to symbolize the environmental damage caused by the excesses of modern life and the need to return to our natural roots while living in harmony with mother earth

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Nono gatabot, not that kind of Indian.. the other kind

 

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There he is. Thanks!

 

Where was I?

Ohh.. dead dummies.

Yes, amongst the garbage, smashmouth and a weeping Indian (who are apparently now part of our little village), were 2 dead bodies.

 

One was very new to the game, seemed like a good guy and I have high hopes he sticks around. Anyway, his head was beaten in with a rock

Drums, Backup Town Mason, was rocked out

The other seems to have been around here longer but must of been during my hiatus as I don't remember playing with him. Seems like a strong player, decent sense of humor but nothing is really coming to mind to make fun of him yet. Seems kinda well balanced, stable...  reasonable.. How he could be that way and end up here after spending time on DragonMount I do not know.  Maybe he can pull a spoot and inadvertently reveal his deviant browsing history to the board when posting a screenshot.

He was beaten to death with a board

AJ, Goon Brood Scum, bored to death

 

 

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1) BarryCock

2) Ape Vanilla Town, silenced for good

3) AJ, Goon Brood, bored to death

4) Dicker

5) Spootles

6) JETS

7) kdels  Town mason Savagely beaten to death twice for good measure

? Ballin

9) Drums, backup Town Mason, was rocked out

10) Jville

11) JifTwink Vanilla townie - fluttered away

12) ChimpPimp- Wolf Brood , pimp stomped

13) New Beaver 

14) JetFap80  - Wolf Brood , choked himself off, and out

15) Gastineau Hesshole

16) Stork

17 ) Gerbil

18) nyn Vanilla townie  Had a water break

19) JVOR  Town mason Counted out

20) PacMule

21) Nolderp

22) Dice

23) T0mShane   Died as he lived, a feral pig

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12 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

explain the smashmouth tag?

Couple of things, Smash is an old school player, I think he started back on JI infact like 12 years ago.  He's rage quit and swore he'd never play again a tleast 3 times in the past, if not more. Including just the last game we played here (80's TMNT game)

So the first one, in the Ape death, was because back in the day, I or occasionally smashmouth would post the "celebration" video anytime Ape died in these games. It became somewhat of a tradition .So I figured I'd tag him and bring him into the scene to join the celebration.

When he didn't acknowledge that I decided to annoy him further by tagging him again.

I'll likely keep it up until he gets annoyed enough to buttfumble me. I just want him to know I care is all.

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On 3/6/2020 at 11:08 AM, Verbal said:

It doesn't seem like the logical conclusion to come to for a newer player, so it sticks out.

 

On 3/6/2020 at 11:13 AM, Beaver said:

For me to think someone was the cop?   Why can't I assume someone might be a role in this game.  It's not like I used some subtle nuance that Chimp had to think that.   Also shows I'm a dumbass, because I was wrong.

 

On 3/6/2020 at 11:45 AM, A.J. said:

Yeah I don’t really think it’s unreasonable that a newbie could pick up on Chimp’s song and dance

 

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On 3/6/2020 at 5:14 PM, CTM said:

Day 3 VoteCount 

Ape (6) -  JETS, dicker, beaver, Barry.Cock, Nolderp, Hess

Nolderp (2) - stark , ballin

JETS (1) - jvll51

Stark (3) - Dice, AJ, Verbal

Verbal (2) - pac,, Spoot

Pac(1) - Ape 

Dicker (1) - Drums 

With 16 Players alive it takes 9 Votes to Lynch

Deadline: 7pm Friday

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On 3/6/2020 at 4:27 PM, A.J. said:

The short and sweet is neither of our dead scum  tried very hard to lynch Stark D1 when he was a viable counter wagon to 80. At one point he was tied with 80, and *80 unvoted Stark to move elsewhere and put himself back in the lead*. Like, on purpose. Soon after which Chimp threw a bus vote on 80 who meekly claimed VT and accepted his lynch.

I don’t have the bandwidth to reread this game but wondering why AJ picked so hard at the Stark train and not Verb train with where 80’a vote went. 

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On 3/6/2020 at 1:24 PM, Integrity28 said:

CTM makes it clear deadline will be tonight.

4 to 4 tie with Verbal - who isn't even willing to vote me for optics.

Then boom, these guys... 

Barry votes me, literally right after talking about Nolder being scum. Cites his case on me earlier, which was about how I'm noisy and confusing. Not that I'm scum, mind you.

 

Wait, so, this is his deadline vote. Anyone paying attention know how many times he's commented on me vs. Verbal throughout the game? Because he had the chance to tie us at 5 to 5.

 

Hess is starting to look a bit foul here. 

Ape makes a point, wish it quotes what he quoted but Ape is 4v4 w Verb then Barry, Nol And I vote Ape. 
 

AJ was on Verb’s train at the 4v4. I was hoping for a more clear path w Verb as AJ’s scummate but they were either smarter w a buss gambit thing ...or not 

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On 2/27/2020 at 9:38 PM, CTM said:

Day 1 VoteCount 

80 (3) - Ape, Jvill, Drums

Verbal (4) -dicker, J.E.T.S, Beaver, kdels

Stark (4) - Spootles, AJ, Dice, Nolder

JVil (2) - Jif, ChimpPimp

Barry.Cock (1)-Pac

Dicker (2)- Verb,JVOR

Pac (2) - Hesshole, JetFap

NOT Voting Ballin, Barry.Cock, Stark, Nyn

With 22 Players alive it takes 12 Votes to Lynch

AJ sat on Dice, votes Stark, then JVill, then goes back to Stark. I don’t think he ever got dirty being on Either major chain When 80 v Verb. But now on Stark has his heats up around page 25

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On 2/28/2020 at 10:55 AM, CTM said:

Day 1 VoteCount 

80 (5) - Ape, Jvill, Drums, verbal , kdels

Verbal (2) -dicker, Beaver

Stark (5) - Spootles, AJ, Dice, Nolder, .Cock

JVil (2) - Jif, jetfap

Barry.Cock (1)-Pac

Dicker (2)- jVOR, hesshole

Pac (1) - JETS

Hesshole (2) - Stork, Chimp

NOT Voting- Ballin, Nyn

With 22 Players alive it takes 12 Votes to Lynch

DEADLINE is today 2/28/20 7PM EST

Page 30, Didn’t realize AJ so committed to Stark for so long. Classic scum tunnel vision on somewhat quiet player 

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On 2/28/2020 at 6:11 PM, CTM said:

Day 1 VoteCount 

80 (6) - Ape, Jvill, Drums, verbal, Ballin, Stork

Verbal (2) -dicker, Beaver

Stark (6) - Spootles, AJ, Dice.Cock,  kdrls, nolderp

JVil (3) - Jif, jetfap, JVOR

Barry.Cock (1)-Pac

Dicker (1)- hesshole

Pac (1) - JETS

Hesshole (1) - Chimp

NOT Voting-  Nyn

With 22 Players alive it takes 12 Votes to Lynch

DEADLINE is today 2/28/20 8PM EST

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On 3/5/2020 at 2:20 AM, Nolder said:

I know what you're nervous about and you're not wrong, I am playing differently. I am trying to be more easy going and more "feels" based in my approach. I don't like what happened last game and I think I know why it did and I'm taking this game as an opportunity to try a different way and see how it feels. With the prospect of a sk looming over the game and a tinge of hypocrisy in my attitude towards Ape I don't blame you for being wary towards me. I'm being honest but we all know that's not always enough in this game. If I'm eventually killed for taking this approach so be it. I'm having fun at least so it's more than I can say about last time.

 

On 3/5/2020 at 2:48 AM, A.J. said:

Not gonna lie you’re reading very zen right now and while it throws me off a little it does come across positively 

I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself though, for real. It sucks when these games feel more like stressors or obligations than what they are: A dumb Internet Guess Who sh*tfest 

AJ seemed to be protective of nolder?

Plus previous post

 

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On 3/5/2020 at 3:44 AM, jvill 51 said:

Didn't get to reread all the way through, but nothing I saw really changed my read on Beaver. The Stark case which I wasn't buying at first looks stronger on re-read, particularly the point @Dicetosser raised regarding the movement around the 80 lynch (sorry I lost the quote and I'm too tired to go looking for it again). I'm inclined to make the same read I did above with Beaver/Stark here with Dice/Stark, if one of them is scum I don't think they're aligned.. Feel good about Dice in general, though I'd like to see some more from him.

I'll try and finish the read through / post the rest of my thoughts in the morning.

 

On 3/5/2020 at 5:55 AM, A.J. said:

Good posts.

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it turns out Dice nailed Stark D1 off a post or two. I’ve seen it enough times in the past to know better.

I’m still really tilted by the voting right before Chimp put 80 in the lead for good.

here's Jville on the same dice/stark trail as AJ

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