Barry McCockinner Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Ape is going to be beating his chest like King Kong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crushers fat gut Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, CTM said: Nightfall was drawing near. The mood in the village was anxious. They knew come sun down, one of their brother-uncles or sister-cousins would need to go. They tried to occupy themselves with their normal activities to take their minds off it. Ape sat under a tree, playing ass to mouth... by himself... with his non opposable thumbs.. ChimpPimp, despite never having had an actual customer in all his years was indulging his instinctual urge to run hos and had Jif out on the corner at the edge of town. Jif was more than happy to oblige as it was in his nature to turn tricks Pac was rolling around in the mud cooling himself after a long day of bloviating about his own grandiosity, while simultaneously trying to ward off the green flies who found his swine blood irresistible. Then, as the sun was nearly set they gathered in the center of village and announced. Jetfap. It had to be that fapping little idiot 80. He was middle aged by now but still more boy than man in appearance, with a doughy pear shaped physique that lacked any visible muscularity with the loan exception of his powerful right forearm and oversized right hand. The village surrounded him, nyn had a hatchet, verbal strained to hold a leaf upright, hess a giant boulder. Who would do the deed and how they wondered? It was at this point Jetfap pleaded with his extended family. "Let me do it, for it is I who know best how to take care of myself" With that he took his oversized right hand and wrapped it around his own neck. His muscular right forearm enabled him to create a vice like grip unparalleled in the annals of human history. He began to squeeze with increasing ferocity as he moved in rhythm up and down, his neck. Slow at first, but with a steadily increasing rate and pressure. It was only few uncomfortable minutes until 80 had his final sweet release by his own hand. Jetfap80, Wolf brood goon (scum) had choked himself off, and out. It is now night. You have 48hrs to submit your night actions. Wow, he looks so young in that picture. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Magnificent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 D1. Find them AND lynch them. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: Ape is going to be beating his chest like King Kong. I'll be doing that too, but in slow motion for the viewing pleasure 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 29, 2020 Author Share Posted February 29, 2020 Mod note: Anyone named in the scene doing anything says nothing about alignment. Pure creative liberty/fiction 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdels62 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Oh wow that’s sweet! I didn’t like the logic on everyone’s votes but it worked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 29, 2020 Author Share Posted February 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Nynaeve said: I'll be doing that too, but in slow motion for the viewing pleasure link? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdels62 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Nynaeve said: I'll be doing that too, but in slow motion for the viewing pleasure What’re we viewing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: Ape is going to be beating his chest like King Kong. Nah, I used to gloat horrifically. I’ll simply point out now that if you want to say you’re a great scum hunter, you gotta both find and lead lynches. I’m happy to redeem myself after the end of last game. Not over yet, though. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Barry McCockinner Posted February 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Nynaeve said: I'll be doing that too, but in slow motion for the viewing pleasure 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 1 minute ago, kdels62 said: What’re we viewing? Not saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 @Pac can you bump your post with the names of those that bailed from 80’s train the first run up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 That scene is everything JetNation. It's a mystery why HelenOfTroy ran off. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: That scene is everything JetNation. It's a mystery why HelenOfTroy ran off. A riddle wrapped inside a riddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallinPB Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Boom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: @Pac can you bump your post with the names of those that bailed from 80’s train the first run up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 80 went down without much fight. My guess is a lot of bussing. I found the L-1 and Hammer pretty suspect, given the mod openly considering my proposal for extension. Like scum had conspired to bus 80, and didn’t want to walk it back, so they forced it thru for optics. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 23 hours ago, Pac said: I'll bet JiF's favorite dildo that one of the people in red is scum. I can vote any one of them but Barry the most appealing at the moment. I'm not saying 80 or Verb are town but in my expert opinion their alignment doesn't matter because scum would have bailed either way. The way these votes peeled off juuuust before we got to lynch territory is the scummiest thing to happen so far. If we're going to lynch a leading vote getting than Verb would yield the most info for now. If you people want to jump on my back and let me take you to glory then lynch Gay-rry. Eh, he’s basically saying 1/4 which is saying nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Looks like verb, jvor, stark and pimp moved. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Nah, I used to gloat horrifically. I’ll simply point out now that if you want to say you’re a great scum hunter, you gotta both find and lead lynches. I’m happy to redeem myself after the end of last game. Not over yet, though. Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 55 minutes ago, Nynaeve said: I rather feed on mcdonalds What's your go to at mcdonalds? Idk if this is a local thing or not but here they have a 2 for $3 mix and match. i like to do that and get a mcdouble and a mcchicken with a fry. kind of junky but its cheap so whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Gj on 80 everyone. wolf brood? Is this a paranormal theme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Nah, I used to gloat horrifically. I’ll simply point out now that if you want to say you’re a great scum hunter, you gotta both find and lead lynches. I’m happy to redeem myself after the end of last game. Not over yet, though. I've been following the thread but don't get how you were so confident on 80. Can you explain? I mean I saw some small things people were pointing out but I don't get the high degree of confidence. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallinPB Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: I've been following the thread but don't get how you were so confident on 80. Can you explain? I mean I saw some small things people were pointing out but I don't get the high degree of confidence. Did you not watch him last game with his high degree of confidence? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jvill 51 Posted February 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 29, 2020 On 2/27/2020 at 2:51 PM, Jetsfan80 said: unvote vote jvill Not a fan of his play so far: That's the extent of his participation so far. 3 votes, with the last one seeming like he was rushing to get to night. His defense wasn't terrible after the fact, but he hasn't posted since then. I see him lurking at the bottom of the thread too. Come out of the weeds and play! On 2/27/2020 at 3:23 PM, JiF said: Good post, agreed, I found him in 1 post. Me thinks when I voted him after his disgusting swing momentum vote, his teammates were like, "yo homey, you better chill! JiF got you"....so he's been quiet and not concerned. It's gross and just goes to show my greatness, once again. On 2/27/2020 at 6:33 PM, jvill 51 said: Not for nothing but I told everyone in the sign up thread that the first couple of days I wouldn’t be able to be very active. A little weird that you’ve both singled out my vote for lacking depth in a thread that up to that point had been 15 pages of memes and about zero actual gameplay. Don’t know if it’s a tell tale scum play but it’s exactly what scum tried to pull on jetscode from the very beginning last time out. Did I just catch two scum in one post? I might just be the greatest scum hunter of all time. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Just now, BallinPB said: Did you not watch him last game with his high degree of confidence? I didn't watch the beginning but I did catch him bending over town at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Survey: 38% of Americans won’t buy Corona beer ‘under any circumstances’ because of coronavirus outbreak https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/survey-nearly-40-of-americans-wont-buy-corona-under-any-circumstances-because-of-coronavirus-outbreak/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Why are people actually this dumb? I mean it's fun to joke around and all that but there are people who seriously wouldn't drink a beer because it shares a name with a virus. Wtf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 29, 2020 Author Share Posted February 29, 2020 Just now, Nolder said: Survey: 38% of Americans won’t buy Corona beer ‘under any circumstances’ because of coronavirus outbreak https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/survey-nearly-40-of-americans-wont-buy-corona-under-any-circumstances-because-of-coronavirus-outbreak/ Someone sent this to me earlier. People are dumb but for sure it's a crappy thing from a branding perspective Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 1 hour ago, GATA said: Final Vote Count 80 (12) - Ape, Jvill, Drums, verbal, Ballin, Stork,chimppimp,nolder,pac,Nyn, AJ, Hess Verbal (2) -dicker, Beaver Stark (3) - Spootles, Dice,.Cock JVil (4) - Jif, JVOR,Kdels,80 Pac (1) - JETS Very interesting... Tier 1 - Gay-rry, Verbal Tier 2 - Stupid Ape, JVOR I'm exceedingly confident scum is in this assortment of riff raff... Gay-rry for reasons previously mentioned. Verb for doing a lot of talking without ever moving his vote (classic bus?) Stupid Ape for exuding faux confidence about his 80 suspicions only to start grandstanding at the 11th hour for an extension. JVOR for his sparse participation and meticulous play.. I've seen this act from him as scum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crushers fat gut Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Nolder said: Why are people actually this dumb? I mean it's fun to joke around and all that but there are people who seriously wouldn't drink a beer because it shares a name with a virus. Wtf It’s awesome. Now we just have to find them and get the free beer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 26 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Eh, he’s basically saying 1/4 which is saying nothing. narrowing it down to 4 players on day 1 in a 22 person game is saying nothing? your play is starting to smell like dog sh-t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallinPB Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Hess, Kdels, Decker, either AJ/JVOR possibly Nolder. Just a quick hunch right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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