Larz Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 I’d any of the Brady stuff true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 11 hours ago, TuscanyTile2 said: Benigno is a made guy So was Billy Batts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, section314 said: So was Billy Batts.? You bastard.......i did not read yours before i posted mine. You win this round section314 (shakes fist) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section314 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 38 minutes ago, Beerfish said: You bastard.......i did not read yours before i posted mine. You win this round section314 (shakes fist) ?I declare us co-wiseguys.What are you guys hearing about Taylor Hall? Columbus pretty strong out by us. Lot of talk here about Devs going for Tyler Tafoli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 I know when I need advice on shaving my balls the first place I think of going is Ian Rappaports twitter feed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyJersey Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 12 hours ago, Nixhead said: Brady made a mistake. Own up to it what’s the big deal. He made the mistake in front of the whole country. It was obvious but he lied about it to everyone. His credibility just went waaay down! When did Brady have credibility? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyJersey Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 4 hours ago, IndianaJet said: I hear these commericans all the time on VSIN with Brent Musburger voicing them. Does anyone know if this product works well - nothing worse then knicking your balls. I just use my beard trimmer with the #1 guard on it. No need for multiple trimmers around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, DirtyJersey said: I just use my beard trimmer with the #1 guard on it. No need for multiple trimmers around. So you use the same trimmer on your balls that you use on your face? Ew. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 3 hours ago, joewilly12 said: Im into women hot women. You would know this information about @T0mShane Guilty by association. You go @joewilly12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyJersey Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: So you use the same trimmer on your balls that you use on your face? Ew. You dont wash yer balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 36 minutes ago, DirtyJersey said: You dont wash yer balls? Of course, but still... They're balls. Balls are gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Best part of this thread is @joewilly12 trying very hard to convince us he likes women. Check that -- hot women. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Wonderboy said: You go @joewilly12 Is that your significant other it certainly isn't mine. Sheesh posting family pictures is kind of creepy and weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Best part of this thread is @joewilly12 trying very hard to convince us he likes women. Check that -- hot women. Says the guy with name Spoot-Face. Who the hell cares what you internet warriors think of anything or anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 #1 I'm not saying you need a pube trimmer, but when you get an erection it looks like Pinocchio joined the Taliban. #2 What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged. #3 Bill went to see his doctor and nervously asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. The doctor reassured him, "In over 20 years I haven't laughed at a single patient because I always remain thoroughly professional." With that Bill dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery. The doctor just couldn't help himself and burst into uncontrollable laughter before composing himself and saying, "I'm sorry I really am, I don't know what came over me. I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" Bill said, "It's swollen." #4 Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Canada decided to conduct their own study. The Canucks didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00, the Canadian study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead. #5 A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an a$$hole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him. #6 What’s long and hard and full of semen? A submarine. #7 A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, “I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, joewilly12 said: Says the guy with name Spoot-Face. Who the hell cares what you internet warriors think of anything or anyone. You, apparently. That was my point. Lol. Someone is testy today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 9 hours ago, jgb said: I don’t get it. Is it because he’s only authorized to talk about products that are official sponsors, or because this product is about balls? Deflatescape. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: You, apparently. That was my point. Lol. Someone is testy today. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, jetstream23 said: Lol! Happy coincidence. I wish I was that clever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 If only the NY Jets had the energy and attitude this board has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: You, apparently. That was my point. Lol. Someone is testy today. It wasn't pancake day at the home like he was told. He gets grumpy when they serve oatmeal instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 11 hours ago, T0mShane said: You really should shave your balls, though. for what purpose?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyJersey Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: Of course, but still... They're balls. Balls are gross. Its skin. It aint like it is an open wound that leaks blood, juice, pee and babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 for what purpose??Ladies like clean nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradis Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 29 minutes ago, DLJ said: Ladies like clean nuts I've done a lot of field research - this theory isn't supported. At least the NFL is taking a stand for bush. Thanks Rog' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 33 minutes ago, DirtyJersey said: Its skin. It aint like it is an open wound that leaks blood, juice, pee and babies. So, you're saying vaginas are gross? You, @JiF, and @joewilly12 should get together. I bet you three would have much to talk about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Paradis said: I've done a lot of field research - this theory isn't supported. How do they feel about pink Crocs, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradis Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 40 minutes ago, DirtyJersey said: Its skin. It aint like it is an open wound that leaks blood, juice, pee and babies. And yet you insist she waxes so you can get a crystal clear shot of that wound 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradis Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: How do they feel about pink Crocs, though? its 2020 baby, women go crazy for that gender bender sh*t 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 12 hours ago, section314 said: So was Billy Batts.? "Used to call him spit shine Tommy, he'd make your shoes look like fckin mirrors." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 14 hours ago, section314 said: So was Billy Batts.? It was wierd he just came in the bar that night and no one saw him again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: It wasn't pancake day at the home like he was told. He gets grumpy when they serve oatmeal instead. Home I own my own home how about you parents basement dweller. 2 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: So, you're saying vaginas are gross? You, @JiF, and @joewilly12 should get together. I bet you three would have much to talk about. Spoot-Face lol don't get any in his hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyJersey Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 15 hours ago, Paradis said: And yet you insist she waxes so you can get a crystal clear shot of that wound And the pooper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyJersey Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 15 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: So, you're saying vaginas are gross? You, @JiF, and @joewilly12 should get together. I bet you three would have much to talk about. Nope. I am sayin ya put yer face in there, so whats the big deal about touching yer face with something that touches yer balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, DirtyJersey said: Nope. I am sayin ya put yer face in there, so whats the big deal about touching yer face with something that touches yer balls? It was only meant as a joke, dude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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