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Is the Ape dead yet? Season 1 - Ape not dead yet


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2 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

Maybe.  I'm trying to determine if you're vote happy scum, or just dumb. 

vote happy? I made a joke vote to start the game then moved it to drums and didn't move it D1. D2 I voted you, then moved to spoot when JiF faked an investigation.

Saying "good vote" isn't the same as voting. 

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As you stand around the bodies of Clayton and the fallen Tiger King wondering if maybe the danger had passed Spoot rushes forward and stomps on both of their corpses. This didn't have the desired effect though. Instead of convincing his comrades he could be trusted their simple minds concluded it must be a trick. That was when they beat him to death with sticks and rocks and the game rock, spoot, stick was invented at the same time. 

 

Spoot, Town Mandrill, has been lynched.

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hahahahahahaa  I just red the mod's answer and I was like, yes we got one!!!

I understand if I die for this but I'm town, just really really dumb.

I was attacked last night though, fwiw, it takes 1 less vote to lynch me now...

so I have that going for me

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1 hour ago, Barry McCockinner said:

why? because you can get to 4-2 for day 3 and all you need to do is convince everyone this was just a big mistake. 

not buying it. not voting anyone but jif D3 if spoot flips town.

That dumb. What if someone gets a guilty.  Besides, I'm town.

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1 minute ago, Barry McCockinner said:

It's really a win/win situation for town. We lynch you and you're scum or we lynch you and find out you lost the game for town by being an idiot and get to bust you balls for eternity.

Sounds fun!!!

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As the sun rises you all find Barry's tiny body laying at the foot of a tree with a golf ball sized hole right through his small chest.

 

Barry, Town Lemur, has been killed.

 

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Yes I know a Lemur is not an ape but I ran out of apes so **** off.

It is now day, with 7 alive it takes 4 to lynch.

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18 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

Hypothetically speaking, if only 6 were alive, how many to lynch? 

It would also be 4. There must be a majority to achieve a lynch which means it must be more than half the players.

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1 hour ago, Nolder said:

As the sun rises you all find Barry's tiny body laying at the foot of a tree with a golf ball sized hole right through his small chest.

 

Barry, Town Lemur, has been killed.

 

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Yes I know a Lemur is not an ape but I ran out of apes so **** off.

It is now day, with 7 alive it takes 4 to lynch.

Pretty sure you have 6 players left.

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2 hours ago, The Crusher said:

Nothing to understand. He needs to die. Vote JiF 

Probably true just on policy but if he’s claiming to have some sort of investigation we should hear what he claims to have found out last night before he’s speed lynched. And we should also get his reveal.

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There’s six of us.

Gotta assume JiF has already started his weed and waxing routine.

Smart JiF probably assumed he’s an obvious lynch following his snafu and checked out.  Smarter JiF will realize town can’t afford mis-steps this late into the game. 

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