****OFFICIAL JETS V DOLPHINS BLACK FRIDAY GAME FISH FILET THREAD****

[T0mShane]

Look at this face. Gaze upon the smug Irish Connecticut features. Ponder what that face attached to a 6’4”, 240 lb frame with a howitzer right arm and the genius brain of a nordic supercomputer can do for this offense. Have you started Alan Lazard on all your fantasy and DFS teams yet? No? Because you’re  not a real fan. You’re not a Boyle Believer. A Boyliever. You, Jets fan, be a Boyliever today. Learn to accept success. You squandered your chance when Mike White was throwing darts and could breathe normally. You instead waited around for Zach Wilson to care about football, you wastrel dummy. You thought Aaron Rodgers was a Magic Eraser and he couldn’t handle Jets Life for more than four plays. Tim Boyle played at UConn, which is in Storrs, Connecticut. If you’ve ever been to Storrs, you know that Boyle can handle adversity. Storrs sucks. Storrs is like if Binghamton was Ground Zero in the battle against Bird Flu. Boyle will not be afraid. He will not be put off by MetLife State Penitentiary’s drab concrete color scheme. Storrs is likewise a urinal trough. 
 

The Dolphins are a team of thugs managed by a team of nerds. They can be had. The Raiders held the Dolphins to a wee 20 points. We can do better. We will. The Dolphins don’t want to pay Tua, and we should give them a reason not to. He stinks. He’s tiny and weird and he stinks. It’s TuaNon vs the Boylievers. Which side do you want to be on? Boylieve. 
 

Jets 35

Dolphins 0

The season starts tomorrow. Victory Black Friday. Boyle Friday. 
 

[TuscanyTile2]

Dolphins 27 Jets 10

Laces out!

  

4 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

The Dolphins are a team of thugs managed by a team of nerds

This is absolutely brilliant though!

[Maxman]

So when @T0mShane called me into his office on Tuesday and let me know that the committee had some changes planned, I was less than excited. Tom, I said some things that I regret.

I have had some time to think about it, and my bad. I take it back. I think this is a great idea. Starting the game thread the day of the game has failed us. Your idea is a good one.

Love the optimism. Let's go Tim, get it done.

[T0mShane]

#BOYLIEVE

[TuscanyTile2]

1 minute ago, T0mShane said:

#BOYLIEVE

[Maxman]

Let's go Jets. This is what the Dolphins fans will look like leaving the stadium tomorrow. Sad.

 

[Jigsaw89]

Go score a TD on the 1st drive and I'm a boyliever! 

[TuscanyTile2]

[TuscanyTile2]

[TuscanyTile2]

Let's go out there and improve our draft position, boys!

[Hex]

Let's go out there and screw some Dolphins, boys!

 

[Warfish]

Go Jets.

[Rolloffjet]

55 minutes ago, Hex said:

Let's go out there and screw some Dolphin boys!

 

Wow Just wow

[Darnold's Forehead]

1 hour ago, T0mShane said:

Look at this face. Gaze upon the smug Irish Connecticut features. Ponder what that face attached to a 6’4”, 240 lb frame with a howitzer right arm and the genius brain of a nordic supercomputer can do for this offense. Have you started Alan Lazard on all your fantasy and DFS teams yet? No? Because you’re  not a real fan. You’re not a Boyle Believer. A Boyliever. You, Jets fan, be a Boyliever today. Learn to accept success. You squandered your chance when Mike White was throwing darts and could breathe normally. You instead waited around for Zach Wilson to care about football, you wastrel dummy. You thought Aaron Rodgers was a Magic Eraser and he couldn’t handle Jets Life for more than four plays. Tim Boyle played at UConn, which is in Storrs, Connecticut. If you’ve ever been to Storrs, you know that Boyle can handle adversity. Storrs sucks. Storrs is like if Binghamton was Ground Zero in the battle against Bird Flu. Boyle will not be afraid. He will not be put off by MetLife State Penitentiary’s drab concrete color scheme. Storrs is likewise a urinal trough. 
 

The Dolphins are a team of thugs managed by a team of nerds. They can be had. The Raiders held the Dolphins to a wee 20 points. We can do better. We will. The Dolphins don’t want to pay Tua, and we should give them a reason not to. He stinks. He’s tiny and weird and he stinks. It’s TuaNon vs the Boylievers. Which side do you want to be on? Boylieve. 
 

Jets 35

Dolphins 0

The season starts tomorrow. Victory Black Friday. Boyle Friday. 
 

Thanks for the chuckle.  Pristine paragraphs there.

I am a Boyliever.  We’ve reached the Boyling point.

[Same Old Jets]

2 hours ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

Go root for the Dolpigs, you Swiftie maniac. 

[Same Old Jets]

Today's game will seal the fate for the rest of the season.  We are currently 14th in the AFC and sitting at a top 10 pick.  

If we lose tonight, we should consider playing the young core and rest the starters as much as possible. I seriously doubt this management will take precautions, but instead will be on reactionary mode after someone gets injured.  I know these players get paid to play--but if you are sitting at 4-7 and basically eliminated--then Saleh should consider protecting the health of most starters by giving them limited reps while securing a top 10 spot on the draft. 

 

[pajet]

Lets go out and show them we're not a bunch of horses' asses.

[Fantasy Island]

Only chance we got is if the dolphins treated this week like a bye week.  So glad Wilson is gone, but not pumped about his replacement.

I have no faith in our HC or OC. GM is terrible too.  These buffoons should be replaced too.  
 

Special Teams and Defense will be key today in having a chance to win.

Go Jets!

[Dunnie]

Remember when the Jets were fun to watch ... And beat the Dolphins ...

https://www.nfl.com/100/originals/100-greatest/games-91


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Edited November 24, 2023 by Dunnie

[TuscanyTile2]

2 hours ago, Same Old Jets said:

Today's game will seal the fate for the rest of the season.  We are currently 14th in the AFC and sitting at a top 10 pick.  

If we lose tonight, we should consider playing the young core and rest the starters as much as possible. I seriously doubt this management will take precautions, but instead will be on reactionary mode after someone gets injured.  I know these players get paid to play--but if you are sitting at 4-7 and basically eliminated--then Saleh should consider protecting the health of most starters by giving them limited reps while securing a top 10 spot on the draft. 

You could argue that, even at 4-7, we could still go 10-7.  Realistically, though, we are already eliminated.  And some of us (like me) have already moved into full-on tank mode.  I think Boyle will likely be a great help for us in that regard, btw (though we'll see this afternoon).

It will be interesting to see if Saleh at least gives Izzy and Brownlee any meaningful playing time.  We need to evaluate these guys for the future.  Certainly Tim Boyle and Trevor Siemian aren't it.  

[TuscanyTile2]

2 hours ago, Same Old Jets said:

Today's game will seal the fate for the rest of the season.  We are currently 14th in the AFC and sitting at a top 10 pick.  

If we lose tonight, we should consider playing the young core and rest the starters as much as possible. I seriously doubt this management will take precautions, but instead will be on reactionary mode after someone gets injured.  I know these players get paid to play--but if you are sitting at 4-7 and basically eliminated--then Saleh should consider protecting the health of most starters by giving them limited reps while securing a top 10 spot on the draft. 

 

We are currently sitting at #10, btw.  And the Bears, Giants, and Tennessee are all 1 win behind us (meaning we might not be far from #4).

[T0mShane]

49 minutes ago, Dunnie said:

Remember when the Jets were fun to watch ... And beat the Dolphins ...

https://www.nfl.com/100/originals/100-greatest/games-91


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What Dunnie did here was search for “fun+Zach+Wilson+games” and he came up with UNGATZ. 

[Dunnie]

What Dunnie did here was search for “fun+Zach+Wilson+games” and he came up with UNGATZ. 

... Nope ... I searched for ... "how did I become a fan of this forlorn and forgotten franchise?"

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[Irish Jet]

Mike White is gonna swap teams at half time like Coffee Black in Semi-Pro and bring home the W.

[T0mShane]

#Soon #Boylieve

 

[JustInFudge]

6 hours ago, T0mShane said:

A Boyliever.

[Warfish]

Dammit, now I have that Monkees song stuck in my head but with “I’m a Boyleiver”. Ugh.

[oatmeal]

4 hours ago, Same Old Jets said:

Today's game will seal the fate for the rest of the season.  We are currently 14th in the AFC and sitting at a top 10 pick.  

If we lose tonight, we should consider playing the young core and rest the starters as much as possible. I seriously doubt this management will take precautions, but instead will be on reactionary mode after someone gets injured.  I know these players get paid to play--but if you are sitting at 4-7 and basically eliminated--then Saleh should consider protecting the health of most starters by giving them limited reps while securing a top 10 spot on the draft. 

 

[kevinc855]

I remember last year when the fin fans had their “MetLife takeover” they planned since the offseason and we rolled them. Watching them leave was so much fun. Can’t make today due to holiday travel but get loud and have fun boys. Season is not cooked yet. Tanking is zero fun. 

[southparkcpa]

Will we be embarrassed on national TV again?

 

id settle for a close game and a better draft pick 

[jetsfan4life72]

Tim Boyle is 6’4 240?? I would have guessed he had a frame similar to Zach. 

[SoFlaJets]

Nothing like some blackened dolphin

[FlightBoyz]

I’m a Boyleiver 🙌

[TuscanyTile2]

1 hour ago, T0mShane said:

#Soon #Boylieve

 

#BoylieveInFakeNews

[Trotter]

Is there a halftime show?

cast if jersey shore singing holiday traditions?