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~~~~The OFFICIAL New York Jets @ San Diego Chargers MONDAY NIGHT Thread~~~~


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Hey, let's break out all the RUNNING PLAYS now.

Kornholio is such a d1ck with ears it's a miracle he can tie his shoes.

He's the guy that, you get invited to a wedding and you really don't know anybody to well, but you just know, intuitively, that the guy is an *******. And when you get to the reception, and you are sitting at a table with your wife, and you see him coming... and all you can think is PLEASE GOD NO, HE'S NOT SITTING AT THIS TABLE... he's not...

And he sits down and begins to do Arnold Schwarzanegger impressions.

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FARVE IS A COLD WEATHER PLAYER, LETS BLAME THIS PERFORMANCE ON GLOBAL WARMING....

No, it's because he's 38 and nobody in New York knows who he is! Because he's not Reggie White! And he's 38 which is how many points the Chargers have because he's 38!

Somebody needs to push Kornheiser out in the middle of the New Jersey traffic.

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