Matt39 Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I happened to land in a suite and he was two rows in front of me. He is the man. He destroyed like 6 bags of peanuts 10 Corona cans and was rocking an oversized Mickey Mantle throwback with sweatpants. Gotta love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I happened to land in a suite and he was two rows in front of me. He is the man. He destroyed like 6 bags of peanuts 10 Corona cans and was rocking an oversized Mickey Mantle throwback with sweatpants. Gotta love it. Good thing he's got that rubber band around his tummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I happened to land in a suite and he was two rows in front of me. He is the man. He destroyed like 6 bags of peanuts 10 Corona cans and was rocking an oversized Mickey Mantle throwback with sweatpants. Gotta love it. Impossible with that lap band around his stomach I call bullspit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Did he flip you off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I heard u can cheat on this surgery. how?? can u over-eat? does it create pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Ewww, Corona cans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Yeah, but her and a guy I know....GOT IT ON! WOOOO-EEEEE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Yeah, but her and a guy I know....GOT IT ON! WOOOO-EEEEE!!!! How many times are you going to reference this movie scene during the offseason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 How many times are you going to reference this movie scene during the offseason? But...you could imagine what it would be like if they did, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 How many times are you going to reference this movie scene during the offseason? Doesn't matter.... hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Impossible with that lap band around his stomach I call bullspit I call shenanigans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Impossible with that lap band around his stomach I call bullspit Not true. The lap band has a port thats usually found on the left side of the abdomen that you can use to fill the lap band with saline to adjust its diameter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Not true. The lap band has a port thats usually found on the left side of the abdomen that you can use to fill the lap band with saline to adjust its diameter. saline...or secret nachos?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 saline...or secret nachos?? How the hell you gonna get nachos into a tiny balloon wrapped around your gullet. Nachos are for eating not injecting, I use gravy for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 he's hard to miss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Yeah, but her and a guy I know....GOT IT ON! WOOOO-EEEEE!!!! ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I happened to land in a suite and he was two rows in front of me. He is the man. He destroyed like 6 bags of peanuts 10 Corona cans and was rocking an oversized Mickey Mantle throwback with sweatpants. Gotta love it. Did he say "Hi, Matt39. I thought you lived in Wally World?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I heard u can cheat on this surgery. how?? can u over-eat? does it create pain? Charlie Weis gained weight after his surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggin94it Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I happened to land in a suite and he was two rows in front of me. He is the man. He destroyed like 6 bags of peanuts 10 Corona cans and was rocking an oversized Mickey Mantle throwback with sweatpants. Gotta love it. Funny - my brother called me from the suite next door to tell me the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Ewww, Corona cans? Seriously. I was kind of annoyed it took 4 replies to get to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 My third cousin's uncle called me from two rows behind Doggin's brother to tell me the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 My third cousin's uncle called me from two rows behind Doggin's brother to tell me the same thing. Holy Crap...............What a small world. I'll bet he was there with my uncle.........Maybe not. He's been dead 12 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Holy Crap...............What a small world. I'll bet he was there with my uncle.........Maybe not. He's been dead 12 years The way this thread is going he might as well been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Good thing he's got that rubber band around his tummy. I'm guessing they used something more like a bunjee cord... they had to know that he'd blow through the first 5-6 rubber bands before this whole thing took. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Funny - my brother called me from the suite next door to tell me the same thing Oh yeah, well the imaginary man who lives on my shoulder was at the game with Harry Truman and flew back to Jacksonville that night just to tell me that War Ensemble's third cousin's uncle was a megadouche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 My third cousin's uncle called me from two rows behind Doggin's brother to tell me the same thing. This is unbelievable. My girlfriend's uncle's brother's son called me and told me the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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