The Crusher Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Am I the only one who thinks that "Ravens IQ" is Ray Lewis? No he probably does too, but his mother disagrees strongly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 oh and btw you moron. rex ryan coined that phrase "play like a raven". if anything your pathetic team should have found a new one after he left. so he took his phrase to the team he is the head coach of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Am I the only one who thinks that "Ravens IQ" is Ray Lewis? There's no way Ray Lewis can form complete sentences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 There's no way Ray Lewis can form complete sentences. I was just basing that on the phony baloney "passion" displayed by the poster. He reminded me of that old fraud from Baltimore. Here's to the Terminator breaking that decrepit poseur's hip tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Not so much. For the most part, Jets fans are pretty hardcore, especially the ones you encounter on a Jets message board. Most fans don't have time to bother following other teams nearly as closely as they follow their own team. That doesn't make them casual fans. It simply means that they literally couldn't give a crap about what the Ravens team slogan is. He was being nice, in you case he meant morons, "most jets fans are morons".. And yes, Rex has molded the team in the Ravens identity, just like we tried to adopt the Pats identity under that poobrain Mangina. That's kind of the way it works however when you hire a successful coach from another organization. Rex doesn't seem like the kind of guy that outthinks himself and changes things that are working.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 He was being nice, in you case he meant morons, "most jets fans are morons".. And yes, Rex has molded the team in the Ravens identity, just like we tried to adopt the Pats identity under that poobrain Mangina. That's kind of the way it works however when you hire a successful coach from another organization. Rex doesn't seem like the kind of guy that outthinks himself and changes things that are working.. Duh, really? Like no one had figured that out. **** you're dense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I did not know we had any murder suspects on our team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Duh, really? Like no one had figured that out. **** you're dense. True, we all figured out that you are a moron long time ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 If the jets wanted to be like the ravens, why don't any of their linebackers wear a babuska and do a spastic retard dance at the start of the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 LOL at 1:10-1:14 Bart Scott is clearly not impressed with Ray's speech. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 True, we all figured out that you are a moron long time ago Dude. Get a ******* life already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 YOU'RE FANS aren't as loud, as committed, or as loyal as Baltimore fans. While some of your rant is complete nonsense (sorry, Ravens didn't event the idea of building a team on defense and running the ball), I was going to let most of it go. But the above quote is just asinine. Are you really trying to question the commitment and loyalty of a fanbase who has followed a team who has gone through more trials and tribulations over the past 40 years than you could possibly imagine? How long has your team even been in existence, 15 years? Give me a break. If not for that 2000 defense the Ravens would still be seen as nothing more than the loser offspring of the Browns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I have been trying to tell you guys about Ravens fans for years. They're literally all exactly like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 LOL, LOSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I have been trying to tell you guys about Ravens fans for years. They're literally all exactly like this. They all talk like Ray Lewis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 They all talk like Ray Lewis? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 If only IQ went Aaaaaahhhh, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh and could somehow make our computers rattle at the end of his posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 They all talk like Ray Lewis? And it's not just talking, wait until you see one of them witness a murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Hey ray ray, STOP TRYING TO BE RERUN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 If only IQ went Aaaaaahhhh, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh and could somehow make our computers rattle at the end of his posts. His rant reminded me of the rant a guy in our Ft. Lauderdale branch who is a diehard 49ers fan went on on Friday. I just got a call from someone else in that branch telling me that guy is quietly weeping at his desk this morning. Adding insult to his own injury, the dude also started Alex Smith, Michael Crabtree, Vernon Davis and the 49er Defense for his fantasy team this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 And it's not just talking, wait until you see one of them witness a murder. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Welcome to the board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I may be one of the few people here who agrees with this post. Well done RavensIQ. P.S. Your team still sucks fat cock. You're so wrong ... again. It's discriminatory and false to say the Ravens suck only fat cock. They'll suck skinny and short ones too. Moto is: Purple jerseys, any cock, any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 You're so wrong ... again. It's discriminatory and false to say the Ravens suck only fat cock. They'll suck skinny and short ones too. Moto is: Purple jerseys, any cock, any time. P.S. Your team still sucks fat cock. Well if anyone would know, I'll trust the expert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan1015 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I did not know we had any murderers on our team. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavensIQ Posted September 13, 2010 Author Share Posted September 13, 2010 The only ones sucking cocks are the JETS when we shove our donkey dicks down their throats tonight and butt fcuk 'em up and down the field until they tap out and say our name... WHAT'S OUR NAME!!?? RAVENS! Not only are we gonna stomp your assholes and kick the sh*t out of you tonight, but then we're gonna pull the tampons out of your pussies, punch you in the faces with 'em, and then shove 'em down your throats until you no longer get the urge to talk sh*t. And the JETS aren't gonna do sh*t about it except stand there and take it like a bunch of nancy penis munching homosexuals that they are. So my advice to the JETS is if they start grunting hard enough now, maybe by the time tonight rolls around they'll be able to squeeze out a pair of balls and man the **** up and play like Warriors. But I doubt it because they have Vaginas. What? Say my name bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 The only ones sucking cocks are the JETS when we shove our donkey dicks down their throats tonight and butt fcuk 'em up and down the field until they tap out and say our name... WHAT'S OUR NAME!!?? RAVENS! Not only are we gonna stomp your assholes and kick the sh*t out of you tonight, but then we're gonna pull the tampons out of your pussies, punch you in the faces with 'em, and then shove 'em down your throats until you no longer get the urge to talk sh*t. And the JETS aren't gonna do sh*t about it except stand there and take it like a bunch of nancy penis munching homosexuals that they are. So my advice to the JETS is if they start grunting hard enough now, maybe by the time tonight rolls around they'll be able to squeeze out a pair of balls and man the **** up and play like Warriors. But I doubt it because they have Vaginas. What? Say my name bitch! My God, such salty language. Don't let your mother hear you talking like that, she'll ground your a$$ and not let you watch the game tonight. Having said that, I hope you guys do beat the Jets, but save the bloody tampons for your private time with your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 The only ones sucking cocks are the JETS when we shove our donkey dicks down their throats tonight and butt fcuk 'em up and down the field until they tap out and say our name... WHAT'S OUR NAME!!?? RAVENS! Not only are we gonna stomp your assholes and kick the sh*t out of you tonight, but then we're gonna pull the tampons out of your pussies, punch you in the faces with 'em, and then shove 'em down your throats until you no longer get the urge to talk sh*t. And the JETS aren't gonna do sh*t about it except stand there and take it like a bunch of nancy penis munching homosexuals that they are. So my advice to the JETS is if they start grunting hard enough now, maybe by the time tonight rolls around they'll be able to squeeze out a pair of balls and man the **** up and play like Warriors. But I doubt it because they have Vaginas. What? Say my name bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Crashingjet, I wouldn't support this guy at all. He'll probably be going after Dolphins fans next when the time comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 The only ones sucking cocks are the JETS when we shove our donkey dicks down their throats tonight and butt fcuk 'em up and down the field until they tap out and say our name... WHAT'S OUR NAME!!?? RAVENS! Not only are we gonna stomp your assholes and kick the sh*t out of you tonight, but then we're gonna pull the tampons out of your pussies, punch you in the faces with 'em, and then shove 'em down your throats until you no longer get the urge to talk sh*t. And the JETS aren't gonna do sh*t about it except stand there and take it like a bunch of nancy penis munching homosexuals that they are. So my advice to the JETS is if they start grunting hard enough now, maybe by the time tonight rolls around they'll be able to squeeze out a pair of balls and man the **** up and play like Warriors. But I doubt it because they have Vaginas. What? Say my name bitch! Ah, the irony of this post and his username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 YOU'RE FANS aren't as loud, as committed, or as loyal as Baltimore fans. Committed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 The only ones sucking cocks are the JETS when we shove our donkey dicks down their throats tonight and butt fcuk 'em up and down the field until they tap out and say our name... WHAT'S OUR NAME!!?? RAVENS! Not only are we gonna stomp your assholes and kick the sh*t out of you tonight, but then we're gonna pull the tampons out of your pussies, punch you in the faces with 'em, and then shove 'em down your throats until you no longer get the urge to talk sh*t. And the JETS aren't gonna do sh*t about it except stand there and take it like a bunch of nancy penis munching homosexuals that they are. So my advice to the JETS is if they start grunting hard enough now, maybe by the time tonight rolls around they'll be able to squeeze out a pair of balls and man the **** up and play like Warriors. But I doubt it because they have Vaginas. What? Say my name bitch! Ray Ray! Are you angry with us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavensIQ Posted September 13, 2010 Author Share Posted September 13, 2010 I can not wait for this a$$ whooping we're about to bestow upon the JETS franchise tonight. You fools have no clue what we're about to do to you. Do you realize we're going to butt f*ck you tonight? Do you? Do you fully understand what we're about to do to your anal regions? We're are going to F*CK YOU....IN THE a$$. Do you understand? We are literally going to bend you over at the 50 yard line, on National TV -- and butt **** your brains out. Seriously. I'm not bullsh*tting you. We are going to butt **** the JETS all night long, up, and down, the field....ALL NIGHT. Do you understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 The only ones sucking cocks are the JETS when we shove our donkey dicks down their throats tonight and butt fcuk 'em up and down the field until they tap out and say our name... WHAT'S OUR NAME!!?? RAVENS! Not only are we gonna stomp your assholes and kick the sh*t out of you tonight, but then we're gonna pull the tampons out of your pussies, punch you in the faces with 'em, and then shove 'em down your throats until you no longer get the urge to talk sh*t. And the JETS aren't gonna do sh*t about it except stand there and take it like a bunch of nancy penis munching homosexuals that they are. So my advice to the JETS is if they start grunting hard enough now, maybe by the time tonight rolls around they'll be able to squeeze out a pair of balls and man the **** up and play like Warriors. But I doubt it because they have Vaginas. What? Say my name bitch! COMPUTER SHAKES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 20, (short for ravensIQ) You've given up on reasons why you're better, and are now just making girl-jokes. Are you bringing *anything* valid to the table here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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