T0mShane Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Me? I'd look to secure some shotguns and ammo, maybe some canned foods, and a Harley. Then I'd drive South killing zombies and cannibals along the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Free golf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Me? I'd look to secure some shotguns and ammo, maybe some canned foods, and a Harley. Then I'd drive South killing zombies and cannibals along the way. well i think you are screwed since the zombies and cannibals will be wearing steelers jerseys..and we know how that frightens you. you might just want to find a cave somewhere.. that is your best shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 well i think you are screwed since the zombies and cannibals will be wearing steelers jerseys..and we know how that frightens you. That story is an urban legend. Ask Garb. She saw the whole thing and knows I dealt with it much like Patrick Swayze in "Roadhouse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 That story is an urban legend. Ask Garb. She saw the whole thing and knows I dealt with it much like Patrick Swayze in "Roadhouse." You do know that i was there that day? OY! I might not have seen that moment.. but i believe faba. well if the cave doesnt work.. maybe you can go to port authority... since i know you know all the greatest places on the floor to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Well Tom could always loot a nearby Sports Authority grab a Big Ben Jersey. Then all he has to do is ooof and grunt. He should fit in just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 You do know that i was there that day? OY! I might not have seen that moment.. but i believe faba. well if the cave doesnt work.. maybe you can go to port authority... since i know you know all the greatest places on the floor to sleep. I know you were there, but I also know you disappeared into the back hallways with Chad Pennington for an inordinately long period of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Well Tom could always loot a nearby Sports Authority grab a Big Ben Jersey. Then all he has to do is ooof and grunt. He should fit in just fine. But will the jersey be authentic? That's what matters most in a crisis situation such as end-times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 but I also know you disappeared into the back hallways with Chad Pennington for an inordinately long period of time. Wait times at the ER are excessive, Tom. Not her fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 But will the jersey be authentic? That's what matters most in a crisis situation such as end-times. If you are not planning now...you are as good as dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I'd carry the fire out west! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I have a private party gig tomorrow night that starts at 6PM-the exact time the zombie apocalypse is supposed to begin. My wife has ordered me to get paid up front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I have a private party gig tomorrow night that starts at 6PM-the exact time the zombie apocalypse is supposed to begin. My wife has ordered me to get paid up front You do realize that if the zombie apocalypse happens, money will become irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 You do realize that if the zombie apocalypse happens, money will become irrelevant. We will barter in ammunition and clean water. I suggest you all start applying for admittance into my post-apocalyptic New World Order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Roam the desert aimlessly until I find the Thunderdome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 We will barter in ammunition and clean water. I suggest you all start applying for admittance into my post-apocalyptic New World Order. Are PSL's mandatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 We will barter in ammunition and clean water. I suggest you all start applying for admittance into my post-apocalyptic New World Order. Well then, I know what I'll be doing at 6:05 tomorrow if the zombie apocalypse starts - looting Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 You do know that i was there that day? OY! I might not have seen that moment.. but i believe faba. well if the cave doesnt work.. maybe you can go to port authority... since i know you know all the greatest places on the floor to sleep. OMG you were there and he forgot about it. Unreal. I wonder what he was preoccupied with that day, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 But will the jersey be authentic? That's what matters most in a crisis situation such as end-times. What, 124 will be leading the zombie army? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 thanks for the reminder, I need to repent tonight. hope I get a receipt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I'm going to the local McDonald's and claim it "Obesis" a place where fatties can sit down and grub free from the zombie threat". I have enough weapons to outfit a small zombie killing regiment. Been shooting sporting clays and skeet for 20 years. Got more shotguns then a Walmart in South Carolina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I'm going to the local McDonald's and claim it "Obesis" a place where fatties can sit down and grub free from the zombie threat". I have enough weapons to outfit a small zombie killing regiment. Been shooting sporting clays and skeet for 20 years. Got more shotguns then a Walmart in South Carolina. When we run out of ammo we will let the Zombies eat you 1st. That will give the rest of us a 2-3 day headstart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Roam the desert aimlessly until I find the Thunderdome. Always bothered me that Bartertown was not located anywhere near a fresh water source and in a desert. Were they also turning pig poop into fuel and water? I want my post-apocalyptic helltown to make sense. Tina Turner spent about 23 hours oa day doing her hair and dressing, so she wasn't going to haul pails of water form miles away. And all that leather-if your starving in the desert the last thing in the world you would wear is leather. Obviously Mel Gibson's anit-Semitism led to the stupid banning of Jews with their technical know how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 When we run out of ammo we will let the Zombies eat you 1st. That will give the rest of us a 2-3 day headstart. Zombies eat brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Going by this thread i see everyone expects to survive the apocalypse. Confidence ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Zombies eat brains. Then I am safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Actually we've got a nice little Saturday planned. Were going to Home Depot to pick out some wallpaper, then maybe well hit Bed Bath and Beyond... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Actually we've got a nice little Saturday planned. Were going to Home Depot to pick out some wallpaper, then maybe well hit Bed Bath and Beyond... you friggin' party animal you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 That story is an urban legend. Ask Garb. She saw the whole thing and knows I dealt with it much like Patrick Swayze in "Roadhouse." You called an older grizzled man for help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 If I survive theres a few hot milfs in the town I live in and id like to see a couple of them naked. Thats where im headed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 If I survive theres a few hot milfs in the town I live in and id like to see a couple of them naked. Thats where im headed. Necrophilia ftw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Necrophilia ftw? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmhwV-Cxceo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Necrophilia ftw? I never said have sex with them. I said see them naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I plan on triking across the world to surf all the greatest breaks alone since zombies dont surf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I'm going to stop drinking and start going to church. Probably donate all my money to charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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