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Happy birthday, Courtney

Started by T0mShane, Oct 06 2012 05:42 AM

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#1 T0mShane

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 05:42 AM

I wrote you this poem. I call it, "Leaves."

It's no small coincidence
That you were born on an autumn day
Soft winds moaning
through brittle trees
with technicolor leaves
painting all the world
in colors imagined
only in His glory
Jesus Christ,
how I pray for
Mark Sanchez
to break an ankle
and scream.


Edited by T0mShane, 06 October 2012 - 05:43 AM.

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 06:43 AM

Imagine being Courtney, waking up to such a beautiful birthday wish.... Lol!

Happy Birthday, Courtney! I hope your boy comes thru for you!
back in my room
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you bawl like the baby
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 06:50 AM

Happy Birthday Courtney. Have an awesome day.
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 08:04 AM

Happy Birthday Court.

A bit off topic, but if you need any help making sure that restraining order against TomShane gets enforced just let me know.
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 08:09 AM

I am SO VERY MOVED by this poem as I sit here in boredom at work. Wait, what's this??? A TEAR is rolling down my cheek.
No really, thank you so much, it is much much appreciated :)

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 08:12 AM

Happy Birthday Court.

A bit off topic, but if you need any help making sure that restraining order against TomShane gets enforced just let me know.


The ink is still drying on the paperwork, thanks.

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 08:17 AM

Congrats! I remember 19, what a great age! Enjoy!

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 08:28 AM

The ink is still drying on the paperwork, thanks.


There is also a class action suit against Tom you should look into it.
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 08:29 AM

Congrats! I remember 19, what a great age! Enjoy!


Bless you child.

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 09:19 AM

Happy Birthday Courtney Max give her a raise
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 09:27 AM

The ink is still drying on the paperwork, thanks.


Tom Shane is more then a man he's an idea, an idea in all of us. He can't be stoped by your restraining order anymore then he can be killed by knives or bullets.

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 10:10 AM

T0m on my birthday, can I get a Tannenbaum poem with at least 1 Abraham reference?

K, thanks!

Oh and Happy Birthday.

Edited by JADEDGREEN, 06 October 2012 - 10:16 AM.

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 10:59 AM

T0m is such a romantic.

Happy Bday Courtney.
Have fun, be merry and get tipsy!

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#14 dbatesman

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 11:55 AM

I wrote you this poem. I call it, "Leaves."

It's no small coincidence
That you were born on an autumn day
Soft winds moaning
through brittle trees
with technicolor leaves
painting all the world
in colors imagined
only in His glory
Jesus Christ,
how I pray for
Mark Sanchez
to break an ankle
and scream.


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This is like having a cat with leukemia.

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 05:56 PM

happy birthday to my future wifey!
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#16 billybroome

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 06:22 PM

happy birthday to my future wifey!


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#17 Blackout

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 06:45 PM

You forgot to wrap her present. Posted Image


she hates to waste the wrapping paper...you know, Jets fans are green!
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#18 billybroome

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 12:46 AM

she hates to waste the wrapping paper...you know, Jets fans are green!

Yeah, a gum wrapper is a terrible thing to waste.

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 01:54 AM

Yeah, a gum wrapper is a terrible thing to waste.


You'll never be one of us.

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 02:18 AM

Just noticed this, btw:

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