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Happy birthday, Courtney

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I wrote you this poem. I call it, "Leaves."

It's no small coincidence

That you were born on an autumn day

Soft winds moaning

through brittle trees

with technicolor leaves

painting all the world

in colors imagined

only in His glory

Jesus Christ,

how I pray for

Mark Sanchez

to break an ankle

and scream.

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Imagine being Courtney, waking up to such a beautiful birthday wish.... Lol!

Happy Birthday, Courtney! I hope your boy comes thru for you!

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Happy Birthday Courtney. Have an awesome day.

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Happy Birthday Court.

A bit off topic, but if you need any help making sure that restraining order against TomShane gets enforced just let me know.

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I am SO VERY MOVED by this poem as I sit here in boredom at work. Wait, what's this??? A TEAR is rolling down my cheek.

No really, thank you so much, it is much much appreciated :)

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Happy Birthday Court.

A bit off topic, but if you need any help making sure that restraining order against TomShane gets enforced just let me know.

The ink is still drying on the paperwork, thanks.

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The ink is still drying on the paperwork, thanks.

There is also a class action suit against Tom you should look into it.

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Congrats! I remember 19, what a great age! Enjoy!

Bless you child.

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Happy Birthday Courtney Max give her a raise

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The ink is still drying on the paperwork, thanks.

Tom Shane is more then a man he's an idea, an idea in all of us. He can't be stoped by your restraining order anymore then he can be killed by knives or bullets.

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T0m on my birthday, can I get a Tannenbaum poem with at least 1 Abraham reference?

K, thanks!

Oh and Happy Birthday.

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T0m is such a romantic.

Happy Bday Courtney.

Have fun, be merry and get tipsy!

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I wrote you this poem. I call it, "Leaves."

It's no small coincidence

That you were born on an autumn day

Soft winds moaning

through brittle trees

with technicolor leaves

painting all the world

in colors imagined

only in His glory

Jesus Christ,

how I pray for

Mark Sanchez

to break an ankle

and scream.

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happy birthday to my future wifey!

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happy birthday to my future wifey!

You forgot to wrap her present. anchorman-erection-david-wygant-hard-on-300x207.png

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You forgot to wrap her present. anchorman-erection-david-wygant-hard-on-300x207.png

she hates to waste the wrapping paper...you know, Jets fans are green!

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she hates to waste the wrapping paper...you know, Jets fans are green!

Yeah, a gum wrapper is a terrible thing to waste.

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Yeah, a gum wrapper is a terrible thing to waste.

You'll never be one of us.

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Just noticed this, btw:

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I'm an early riser. ,BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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I'm an early riser. ,BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

There are meds for that. There was a thread on this the other day in the mod lounge.

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Belated Happy Birthday. It was my daughters Birthday yesterday also.

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Happy birthday Cousin Court. My mom said she made chicken pot pie for you, and to come over anytime after work.

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