T0mShane Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 The NHL appeals only to upper middle class whites who are deep into homoerotica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 You know the next step in these cross bar dunks was the gorilla dunk where some reject atttempts to hang on the cross bar and pull his legs up. These cross bars are not made with steel girders, it just makes sense to stop this now and avoid a 2 hour delay while we reset a new set of cross bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 The NHL appeals only to upper middle class whites who are deep into homoerotica. It wouldn't be your post if there wasn't some white-guilt involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 The NHL appeals only to upper middle class whites who are deep into homoerotica. Punk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 The NHL appeals only to upper middle class whites who are deep into homoerotica. Wouldn't that be the WWE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted March 26, 2014 Author Share Posted March 26, 2014 Wouldn't that be the WWE? Don't be silly. That's not upper middle class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Micromanagement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Pretty shoddy manufacturing standards if the damn goalposts get knocked out of line just by a guy dunking. Even the basketball hoops you buy from Walmart don't collapse when the kids dunk on it. The NFL is always pushing this first-class organization bit, they might want to rethink their equipment suppliers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Pretty shoddy manufacturing standards if the damn goalposts get knocked out of line just by a guy dunking. Even the basketball hoops you buy from Walmart don't collapse when the kids dunk on it. The NFL is always pushing this first-class organization bit, they might want to rethink their equipment suppliers. it should also be noted that a rule passed today to raise the goalposts another 5 feet. Thus making them more top heavy and less stable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Don't be silly. That's not upper middle class. Yea good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 it should also be noted that a rule passed today to raise the goalposts another 5 feet. Thus making them more top heavy and less stable. So it's beyone their capabilities to make the goal posts sturdy enough to withstand a few hundred pounds hanging on the crossbar? I sincerely hope the company that makes this field equipment doesn't also build skyscrapers. Who owns that outfit-Goodell's brother-in-law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 it should also be noted that a rule passed today to raise the goalposts another 5 feet. Thus making them more top heavy and less stable. I thought they were just raising the posts not the crossbar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 So it's beyone their capabilities to make the goal posts sturdy enough to withstand a few hundred pounds hanging on the crossbar? lol they could do alot of things .... It's not hard to see the fake dunk as a free NBA promotion. Why would the NFL want their audience thinking about basketball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I think Cowherd got it right: they're covering their ass from lawsuits. didn't a falling goal post kill a college student a few years back or something like that in a college game? it just has to happen once, and a multi-billion dollar industry like the NFL doesn't want to pay that money to the family of the brain dead fan a goal post nailed falling down post-player celebration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I think Cowherd got it right: they're covering their ass from lawsuits. didn't a falling goal post kill a college student a few years back or something like that in a college game? it just has to happen once, and a multi-billion dollar industry like the NFL doesn't want to pay that money to the family of the brain dead fan a goal post nailed falling down post-player celebration. When hundreds of drunk students are hanging from goalposts, that can happen. The kid fell. Now the NCAA posts are adjustable like back yard basketball hoops. Once the game ends, they're brought down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 who gives a sh*t. you dont see guys do this sh*t in baseball....y know why? because th enext time you get up to bat the pitcher will drill you. how about high high fives, a chest bump or 2. act like you've been there before and you belong there If only the NFL had a mechanism where you could hit the players on the other team to keep them from showing off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 When hundreds of drunk students are hanging from goalposts, that can happen. The kid fell. Now the NCAA posts are adjustable like back yard basketball hoops. Once the game ends, they're brought down. still covering their asses. if the thing is unbalanced, it can fall, and they don't want that lawsuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Put the goal post back on the goaline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Yes, I'd like to see field goals kicked from your own 25 yard line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix_Jet Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Who doesn't love crossbar dunks. Especially when the bar wins and the guy falls on his back after getting rejected. The NFL should be more focused on the criminals that are rampant throughout it's entire league instead of crossbar dunks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 If only the NFL had a mechanism where you could hit the players on the other team to keep them from showing off... i think there's a big difference between getting tackled while wearing tons of protective gear and getting a 95 mph fastball thrown directly at your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Who doesn't love crossbar dunks. Especially when the bar wins and the guy falls on his back after getting rejected. The NFL should be more focused on the criminals that are rampant throughout it's entire league instead of crossbar dunks. personally i dont give a sh*t about celebrations either way. if they celebrate idc. if they dont celebrate idc. if they outlawed celebrations i wouldnt give a rats ******* ass even one bit. it doesnt make the score any better for me because the retard who caught the ball decided to celebrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Who doesn't love crossbar dunks. I don't. High 5 your team mates, STFU, give the ball back to the refs, and think about what you can be doing next to contribute to a team win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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