What does everyone here look like?

[jeremy2020]

2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

JetsFansOnly.com

for fans and QBs who can't fit it into tight windows..

[Lith]

1 hour ago, munchmemory said:

Had to be a thrill for you and your wife holding the little guy for the first time.  Really glad for you, Lith.

Sure was.  Had been 26 years since I have held a baby that little.  And at least this time, I could hand him to his mom or dad when he needed changing.

[CTM]

 

4 hours ago, Integrity28 said:

Sonic sticks his head into his crotch and rolls around.

Coincentidally enough, that's @Jetsfan80 's write in answer on those internet quizes that ask you what super power you'd like to have. 

[Spoot-Face]

4 minutes ago, CTM said:

 

Coincentidally enough, that's @Jetsfan80 's write in answer on those internet quizes that ask you what super power you'd like to have. 

If he could do that he wouldn't have even needed to get married.

[TnT]

 

My wife and I New Years Eve.

Our beautiful girls last week.

We don’t have any pets because the children cost enough. ?

[Dcat]

11 hours ago, Lith said:

Sure was.  Had been 26 years since I have held a baby that little.  And at least this time, I could hand him to his mom or dad when he needed changing.

Exactly how I feel with my 1 year old grandson!  

[freestater]

12 hours ago, Lith said:

Thanks.  Just got back home after driving out to our son and daughter in law in Iowa to see him for the first time.  Special weekend.

Congratulations man!

[jetophile]

I have not changed. AT ALL. My poor Mom, she could never reign in my temper, and me and my Daddy were always somehow in league against her. As you can see, I hated dresses. I still hate them. The last time I wore a dress was 5 years ago (a Wedding what else, ugggggh). These were last week:

Notice the green and white. That's my Daddy, not my Mom. It was right after SB III. We always had a live tree. It came down on 01/13, after the Epiphany or some nonsense. Oh, wait, the 12th was a Holy Day of Obligation for a different reason. See how me and my Daddy were always somehow in league against my Mom?  More dresses, rrrrrrrrr!!!

Get these gloves off, please. I'm dying of . . . being overdressed. Easter, 1969.

Nice try, Mom. I'm an atheist.

 

[jetophile]

Anyway, I haven't changed much physically since I was a kid and I only grew a few more inches and also grew some boobies. I'm short and slim. I used to have salt and pepper hair, but I'm silver now. It may be a fallacy, I don't know; but I do know that I was under so much stress when my folks died in '96 & '97 that I went white like Cruella DeVille at my temples. I had really long curly hair, and instead of doing what MOST other women would've done and dyed it, I took the path of least resistance and shaved it all off, haha. I am so low maintenance, I can't deal with cosmetic bs of any kind. I was born a tomboy and I'll die that way.

So back to the stress thing, a few years ago . . . death, sickness, death, and can I please have some more sickness and death with my death, and I went full silver. i still shave my head. And I don't pay anyone, either. WAHL is my friend. I did grow it all out last year down to my shoulders and it was really cool looking: dark grey streaked all white, but I got sick of it and here I am bald again. Sort of. 

I don't belong to social media of any kind and I do NOT put my face on the internet to speak of, but here, I guess these are OK:

My best Patty Hearst imitation, Halloween 2006:

OK, I lied. It was Joke Jihad, but still Halloween 2006. And here are the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleberg staring out over a vast wasteland of ashes. 

That's all I got. The only SUPER super recent photo I have is a passport photo, but that's not happening. I have no idea if anyone on here works for INTERPOL, s-o-o-o-o-o-o . . . There are a handful on here who have met me in person, so no embellishments or falsehoods herein. 

[SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN]

33 minutes ago, jetophile said:

I have no idea if anyone on here works for INTERPOL

[GATA]

On 11/7/2020 at 10:40 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

 

And here's @GATA

 

I look great here 

[Defense Wins Championships]

You guys remember this one picture many of years ago?!??? You guys gave me HELL because my GF @ the time (not yet my wife/mother of my daughter @ the time) is taller than me with her 5-6'' high heels on lol I wouldn't change those JN memories for the life of me 

me and our awesome daughter my little mini me one of my favorite pictures of us together

Mother/Daughter bond that I have to pay for and sit thru every other Friday night (but I love it lol)

Our family pet (Rocky) my daughter's protector when I'm not around; he's much bigger now

That's me and my little family. The man. The myth. The living legend behind the user name lolo

[Greenbloodblitz]

On 11/9/2020 at 9:35 AM, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said:

 Hey that guy works at Wendy's by my house!

I asked for a spicy chicken sandwich and can you add cheese? No fries just the sandwich with cheese please. And I'll take a lemonade that'll be all.

I think the guy blew a gasket it was pretty uncomfortable he just stared at me. Then the manager came over and had to show the guy where the button with the picture of cheese on it was.