Nolder Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 That, my friends, was the sound of an ape crashing through the dense jungle underbrush. Disgusting creatures. This world would be much better off without them honestly. That's why I'm here actually. I am going to hunt every last ape in this jungle, even the big one. Oh? You've never heard the legend of the big white Ape? He is the smelliest and most disgusting thing in the whole jungle. They say he has the intelligence of a very dumb human even. Many have hunted him before but somehow he's able to get away every time. There is even an old joke in the villages that surround the jungle "Is the ape dead yet?" they'll ask mockingly as each hunter exits in failure. Not this time friends. This time we will kill every ape in our path including the Ape. We will answer that question once and for all with a definitive "Yes!" Are you with me? 1. JF80 2. The APE 3. Barry 4. Spoot 5. Greenseed 6. Drums 7. Crusher 8. Jif 9. Arsis 10. Jvill 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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