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1 hour ago, Pac said:

First thing I'd like to say is that I don't take this recognition lightly.  I take it very lightly.

I think we can agree that while our last captain made valiant attempts at being affable, his tenure was fraught with drama, dysfunction, disaster, and calamity.  

I've been tasked with restoring the positive vibes...  making sure we are all aware of the possibilities that a healthy Aaron Rodgers on a Revenge Tour™ will provide.   Using a combination of stupendous intellect, incredible accuracy when making predictions, (96.4% accuracy rate on JN since 2010), and modesty, that is exactly what I intend to do.

This will be the season many of us have been waiting for since that fateful night in Pittsburgh when despite Mark Sanchez' 2nd 1/2 heroics, we were unable to get over the hurdle and into the Superbowl.  This will be the season when the New York Jets become the toast of not only NY, but of all of the NFL. 

I encourage you to join me in helping the Jets manifest their championship season aspirations by showering them with positive vibes.  Both they, and more importantly we, deserve this historic season we are about to embark upon.

No matter what happens I make this vow.  Last seasons discombobulated messaging from it's captaincy, which led to a disgruntled board, shall not be repeated.  We've all seen what led to and no one wants it repeated.

Say it with me..  we are not going back....  we are not going back!

Bravo!! 

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4 hours ago, Pac said:

First thing I'd like to say is that I don't take this recognition lightly.  I take it very lightly.

I think we can agree that while our last captain made valiant attempts at being affable, his tenure was fraught with drama, dysfunction, disaster, and calamity.  

I've been tasked with restoring the positive vibes...  making sure we are all aware of the possibilities that a healthy Aaron Rodgers on a Revenge Tour™ will provide.   Using a combination of stupendous intellect, incredible accuracy when making predictions, (96.4% accuracy rate on JN since 2010), and modesty, that is exactly what I intend to do.

This will be the season many of us have been waiting for since that fateful night in Pittsburgh when despite Mark Sanchez' 2nd 1/2 heroics, we were unable to get over the hurdle and into the Superbowl.  This will be the season when the New York Jets become the toast of not only NY, but of all of the NFL. 

I encourage you to join me in helping the Jets manifest their championship season aspirations by showering them with positive vibes.  Both they, and more importantly we, deserve this historic season we are about to embark upon.

No matter what happens I make this vow.  Last seasons discombobulated messaging from it's captaincy, which led to a disgruntled board, shall not be repeated.  We've all seen what it led to and no one wants it repeated.

Say it with me..  we are not going back....  we're not going back!

 

Thank you, Captain Pac! Go Jets! Come on everybody, we're going to the playoffs! 

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15 hours ago, Pac said:

First thing I'd like to say is that I don't take this recognition lightly.  I take it very lightly.

I think we can agree that while our last captain made valiant attempts at being affable, his tenure was fraught with drama, dysfunction, disaster, and calamity.  

I've been tasked with restoring the positive vibes...  making sure we are all aware of the possibilities that a healthy Aaron Rodgers on a Revenge Tour™ will provide.   Using a combination of stupendous intellect, incredible accuracy when making predictions, (96.4% accuracy rate on JN since 2010), and modesty, that is exactly what I intend to do.

This will be the season many of us have been waiting for since that fateful night in Pittsburgh when despite Mark Sanchez' 2nd 1/2 heroics, we were unable to get over the hurdle and into the Superbowl.  This will be the season when the New York Jets become the toast of not only NY, but of all of the NFL. 

I encourage you to join me in helping the Jets manifest their championship season aspirations by showering them with positive vibes.  Both they, and more importantly we, deserve this historic season we are about to embark upon.

No matter what happens I make this vow.  Last seasons discombobulated messaging from it's captaincy, which led to a disgruntled board, shall not be repeated.  We've all seen what it led to and no one wants it repeated.

Say it with me..  we are not going back....  we're not going back!

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25 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

Red Lobster is surf, not turf.

You can equate the RL to our beloved Jets.  They've been on the decline for years but new leadership being introduced which will lead to a resurrection. 

New CEO is coming from PF Changs and my early research indicates he adheres to the positive vibes philosophy. 

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3 minutes ago, Biggs said:

Did you take a stool sample to make sure there was no trace of the desease?

No but perhaps they can implement free Stool Sample Sundays to prove their food is fresh. 

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4 minutes ago, Pac said:

You can equate the RL to our beloved Jets.  They've been on the decline for years but new leadership being introduced which will lead to a resurrection. 

New CEO is coming from PF Changs and my early research indicates he adheres to the positive vibes philosophy. 

This is they type of hard hitting takes we've needed from our Captain, all along.

We did it folks!!!!  We finally have a worthy leader for this season.

Sorry @ZachEY - you were great but you abandoned us! 

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33 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I refuse to acknowledge Pac as my captain until he officially admits Red Lobster is not considered fine dining.

This isn't what the new CEO of RL needs.  Let's just show him our support. 

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20 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Your 2024 JN Captain is @Pac. He is a monster homer and someone that I, personally, have sparred with many times over the years. This is obviously a crucial season in Jets history and we needed to entrust the Captaincy to someone who could handle that pressure and we are confident that @Pac will show us all the way. Congrats @Pac, and thanks to The Committee for all your hard work, even though you impeached me. 

Best choice ever! Reinstate @T0mShane!

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