Mavrik Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Yes, Brad Johnson, he the quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings, is drunk as hell and passed out on my couch at my house. I just got done playing 3 games of beer pong with him. He was at the same bar I was at and my friend Tina was hitting on him for most of the night. Somehow, Brad got a ride home from us (we found him wandering in the parking lot) and he came back to our house. This is some crazy s*** going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 How did you get him out of your trunk? He is a pretty big guy. Also untie him before posting any pics. It will help during the court case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 How did you get him out of your trunk? He is a pretty big guy. Also untie him before posting any pics. It will help during the court case. And max hits the hanging curve deep to the right center field gap...it's off the wall and he goes into second with a standup double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 If this is true, Mav, you MUST have done the **** where you make up his face with magic markers and stick your girlfriend's tampons up his nose, right? RIGHT? Don't let us down, kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Yes, Brad Johnson, he the quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings, is drunk as hell and passed out on my couch at my house. I just got done playing 3 games of beer pong with him. He was at the same bar I was at and my friend Tina was hitting on him for most of the night. Somehow, Brad got a ride home from us (we found him wandering in the parking lot) and he came back to our house. This is some crazy s*** going on. I have a picture of all of us I'll post it shortly. This sounds like one of those stories that ends with the punch line: "and the joke's on him because I'm not even gay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 You can have as your claim to fame Mav that you can outdrink Brad Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 How did you get him out of your trunk? He is a pretty big guy. Also untie him before posting any pics. It will help during the court case. Max tell him about the time you had some fun with "Chad's Johnson"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 It's about 8:30am right now and I just got back from driving him back to his house. lol. Dude bought me and my friend burger king for driving him back. Lives in a house about 10 miles outside of Tallahassee. Cool as hell. It was just funny how it happened. He was at the bar drinking and talkin to girls and then later on I go to find my roommates and he's with all of them. He was drunk off his ass and we asked him if he wanted to play beer pong with us and he said sure. Ended up playing 3 games with him (kicked me and my roommates asses, although he cheats) and then he decided he was going to crash on our couch for the night. Check "beer pong with nfl quarterback" off the list of things to do before I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Check "beer pong with nfl quarterback" off the list of things to do before I die. Can we check "teabagged an unconcious NFL quarterback" off the list, too? C'mon. We're your buds. We won't tell. We'll just laugh like hell whenever we watch Vikings games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 Can we check "teabagged an unconcious NFL quarterback" off the list, too? C'mon. We're your buds. We won't tell. We'll just laugh like hell whenever we watch Vikings games. Funniest thing he said was this morning "I wasn't on the boat, thats for damn sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Mav, I didn't get a PM from you. So do me a favor and just post it here. Please let us know when the JetNation - Brad Johnson chat is scheduled for! Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 When you dropped him off did he say, "see you soon Johnnycakes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Thats pretty cool Mav. That guy is one of the poster children for not taking the big hype 1st round QB. A 9th round pick and 2nd stringer at FSU, it took him 4 years to win the sarting job with the Vike's. But he's got his ring and some trips to Hawaii. Wonder if coaching had anything to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 Thats pretty cool Mav. That guy is one of the poster children for not taking the big hype 1st round QB. A 9th round pick and 2nd stringer at FSU, it took him 4 years to win the sarting job with the Vike's. But he's got his ring and some trips to Hawaii. Wonder if coaching had anything to do with it? doesn't the draft only go 7 rounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 It was 12 rounds in 1992. As a frame of reference he was the 227th pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 mav that is one super cool story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Great story Mav... though I'm disappointed you guys let him beat you in beer pong. You know what that means... training! Lots of training! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Great story Mav... though I'm disappointed you guys let him beat you in beer pong. You know what that means... training! Lots of training! Wait till your brother sees this- where is your mentor in beer pong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 How was his crib? I thought he was this married religious guy...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillerPaul Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Cool story Mav. Did ya ask him any questions about other players or what it was like to play in and win the SB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xcel2NuFX Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Cool story Mav. Did ya ask him any questions about other players or what it was like to play in and win the SB? Screw that I would ahve wanted to know what really went down o the LOVE BOAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Cool story Mav. Did ya ask him any questions about other players or what it was like to play in and win the SB? They were probably singing and dancing the night away. Who cares about football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Wait till your brother sees this- where is your mentor in beer pong? I'm not afraid to admit that my brother can drink me under the table right now. With my trip to FSU planned for September, I have began a strict training regimen to prepare myself to compete. I wouldn't mind training with a few of FSU's females either come September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 Cool story Mav. Did ya ask him any questions about other players or what it was like to play in and win the SB? On the ride back to his house, we shot the bull a little bit about the NFL, and he basically talked about how he was lucky to have been in the league for 15 years. He said most guys end up going in the league for only 3-4 years and then go bankrupt and he thought it was bull**** that the NFL is the only league wthout gauranteed contracts. Talked about how rigerous being an NFL quarterback was, being its a constant 365 day thing and that he had another training camp going on next week. JonE his crib was amazing. Huge friggin house out in the middle of nowhere with a giant fountain and two garages. Looked to be about a 6-7 bedroom house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireJet38 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Great story, chronicle it add the pics and send it off to www.deadspin.com That is if you wish to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 Great story Mav... though I'm disappointed you guys let him beat you in beer pong. You know what that means... training! Lots of training! The dude was cheating the entire time. I dont know how much everyone knows about beer pong etiquette but your supposed to keep your elbows behind the table when you throw. Brad was leaning over halfway across the table to make his shots. Of course, I wasn't going to say anything. The guy was probably out playing beer pong when I was in elementary school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Man... I should come down for a visit... do they have B Dubs down there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Deadspin would love this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 So where is the picture for proof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 So where is the picture for proof? Mav is trustworthy. No picture proof is needed. That and he doesn't like the phantom. There for, he is 100% credible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 I'm not afraid to admit that my brother can drink me under the table right now. With my trip to FSU planned for September, I have began a strict training regimen to prepare myself to compete. I wouldn't mind training with a few of FSU's females either come September. And then you can pass out on the same couch that Brad johnson passed out on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Mav is trustworthy. No picture proof is needed. That and he doesn't like the phantom. There for, he is 100% credible He's there... The Phantom Of The Opera.... Sing my angel of music.... Sing my angel Sing for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 He's there... The Phantom Of The Opera.... Sing my angel of music.... Sing my angel Sing for me! In your dreams, pal. And I think they're all wet, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 In your wet dreams. No more talk of darkness Forget these wide eyed fears I'm here Nothing can harm you My words will warm and calm you Let me be your freedom Let daylight dry your tears I'm here, with you beside you To guard you and to guide you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 That's... kinda weird. I appreciate the intrest, 124, but I'm not that way. I'm the straight JN mod. You'll have to come on to Max or Smizzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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