GM Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 The man speaks the truth. If that makes him an a$$ so be it but he's our a$$. You can go resume your place under Sooth's sack too if you would like. Nobody is keeping you here. Thanks ALK... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I have an office in Staten Island also and that is where this actually took place. I was not present, but the computers are always on so one of the guys was there very late working on a project using mine which was running and had not been signed off of. I'm not going to beg for someone to believe me, that is for sure. I didn't even have to post this but I thought it would be the right thing to do. Maybe it wasn't. Even when he's at a computer, Mark Gastineau knows how to screw things up for the people he works with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Maxman, my testicles have been itching a lot more lately. Any chance I caught that from JetNation as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Even when he's at a computer, Mark Gastineau knows how to screw things up for the people he works with. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Rumors - Timex Social Club How do rumors get started, they're started by the jealous people and They get mad seein' somethin' they had and sombody else is holdin' Tell me that temptation is very hard to resist But these wicked women, ooh, they just persist Maybe you think it's cute, but girl, I'm not impressed I tell you one time only with my business please don't mess Look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day I just need some time, some time to get away from From all these rumors, I can't take it no more My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door Hear the one about Tina, some say she's much too loose That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice Hear the one about Michael, some say he must be gay I try to argue, but they said if he was straight he wouldn't move that way Hear the one about Susan, some say she's just a tease In a camisole she's six feet tall, she'll knock you to you knees Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day I just need some time, some time to get away from From all these rumors, I can't take it no more My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door I can't go no place without somebody pointin' a finger I can't show my face 'cause when it comes to rumors I'm a dead ringer It seems from rumors I just can't get away I bet there'll even be rumors floatin' around on Judgment Day I'll think I'll write my congressman and tell him to pass a bill For the next time they catch somebody startin' rumors, shoot to kill Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day I just need some time, some time to get away from From all these rumors, I can't take it no more My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day I just need some time, some time to get away from From all these rumors, I can't take it no more My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door Look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day I just need some time, some time to get away from From all these rumors, I can't take it no more My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Dear JN Family, After much deliberation, we have decided to ban sackdance99. It's never been our policy or desire to ban people, but many of sackdance's posts are just downright offensive, so we moved a little early to make the cut. JN is an all-inclusive kind of place where we try to respect all views but Bernie is just too extreme to deal with. We wish him well in all of his future endeavors, except ones involving ethnic cleansing and the outright extermination of "Godless" homosexuals. Thanks. TomShane JetNation.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 WOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 WOW im shcoked tom actually did something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 im shcoked tom actually did something... guess he has been paying attention afterall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Dear JN Family, After much deliberation, we have decided to ban sackdance99. It's never been our policy or desire to ban people, but many of sackdance's posts are just downright offensive, so we moved a little early to make the cut. Who's next, annoying Pats fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Dear JN Family, After much deliberation, we have decided to ban PatsFanTx. It's never been our policy or desire to ban people, but many of PatsFanTx's posts are just downright offensive, so we moved a little early to make the cut. JN is an all-inclusive kind of place where we try to respect all views but PatsFanTx is just too extreme to deal with. We wish him well in all of his future endeavors, except ones involving smearing poor Chad Pennington's name and bragging about the Patriots championships, won in the era of parity/mediocrity. Thanks. TomShane JetNation.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 maybe its from all that animal porn you've been downloading sacklick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Dear JN Family, After much deliberation, we have decided to ban PatsFanTx. It's never been our policy or desire to ban people, but many of PatsFanTx's posts are just downright offensive, so we moved a little early to make the cut. JN is an all-inclusive kind of place where we try to respect all views but PatsFanTx is just too extreme to deal with. We wish him well in all of his future endeavors, except ones involving smearing poor Chad Pennington's name and bragging about the Patriots championships, won in the era of parity/mediocrity. Thanks. TomShane JetNation.com AH Tom, now you're teasing us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Not bad, Al. Won't happen, though. TX and Tom trade interior decorating tips, if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 JN doesn't need religion because JN is faster then any other site I go on for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Dear JN Family, After much deliberation, we have decided to ban PatsFanTx. That has about as much chance of happening as the Jets do of making it to the Super Bowl. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 That has about as much chance of happening as the Jets do of making it to the Super Bowl. :wink: Banned? Hell, you're next in line to be an Administrator after they dump me in the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 This is not a joke. Every time I come to this site my computer completely slows down to nothing. I tested this site a few times after I clean up the spyware and my computer is then running fine on the web. Then I come on here and within a few minutes my computer is shot again. What is going on?? I have another 98 critical objects of spyware after coming here AGAIN. What a mess! What is up with this site?? Perhaps an interracial gay couple is taking over your computer! Oh no! You must raise up an army of Christians and defeat them! Good call on the banning btw. No need to let him pull his sh!t any further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 WOW Good move Tom & Max. It was made very clear politics and religion are off-limits topics, and Sack refused to listen. This place has like one rule, and the jackass pissed all over it. Good riddance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I'm sure there might be a few people here who don't want to believe me but that thread posted yesterday was posted by a guy in my office who uses my computer often. He has done this to me once before on JI. No harm is meant but only aggravation comes out of it. I am certainly bright enough to know that there is no way you could get spyware from a message board that had no ads. That is just plain silly. My apologies to anyone who was aggravated by this thread. Contrary to what some may believe I'm the last guy who has an interest in starting trouble with anyone. If you knew me....you'd know. What a bunch of cards those guys are that work with Sackdance. I think we have our new reality hit show-Just like "The Office", we will have "Mercenary Sports Marketing Guy" It will be about a religous zealot. Let's call him him, oh, Ernie. Ernie will have an unhealthy obsession in following Jesus and, for kicks, lets say women beating drugged out useless jocks. Let's say Lawrence Phillips. This obsession becomes so huge, that Ernie has to associate himself with athletes in general and sell their used paraphanelia and scribblings. He will sell these to unsuspecting saps in some form of pimping or even prostitution. By associating with these spoiled prima donnas, Ernie somehow feels some importance himself. He will claim to have all kinds of "inside" information, that other peions, who follow these sports will want to cling onto. This feeling of somehow having an "inside" position is what Ernie craves-Self Importance. In an ironic twist in this show-Ernie's co-workers will have an unhealthy obsession with Ernie himself. I don't know, call Ernie the pied piper, but these fledglings just want to be a part of the action just like Ernie. One can only imagine the hilarity as these co-workers fight to work at Ernie's desk, even in the wee hours of the morning. Even greater comedy is when they pretend to be Ernie and make outrageous and benign statements on same of the same internet chat sites that Ernie visits-Sometimes they even log in as Ernie himself. Imagine the chuckles when Ernie finds out-UH OH. Someone is going to have to pay the piper! You know what, cancel that show-no one would believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 What a bunch of cards those guys are that work with Sackdance. I think we have our new reality hit show-Just like "The Office", we will have "Mercenary Sports Marketing Guy" It will be about a religous zealot. Let's call him him, oh, Ernie. Ernie will have an unhealthy obsession in following Jesus and, for kicks, lets say women beating drugged out useless jocks. Let's say Lawrence Phillips. This obsession becomes so huge, that Ernie has to associate himself with athletes in general and sell their used paraphanelia and scribblings. He will sell these to unsuspecting saps in some form of pimping or even prostitution. By associating with these spoiled prima donnas, Ernie somehow feels some importance himself. He will claim to have all kinds of "inside" information, that other peions, who follow these sports will want to cling onto. This feeling of somehow having an "inside" position is what Ernie craves-Self Importance. In an ironic twist in this show-Ernie's co-workers will have an unhealthy obsession with Ernie himself. I don't know, call Ernie the pied piper, but these fledglings just want to be a part of the action just like Ernie. One can only imagine the hilarity as these co-workers fight to work at Ernie's desk, even in the wee hours of the morning. Even greater comedy is when they pretend to be Ernie and make outrageous and benign statements on same of the same internet chat sites that Ernie visits-Sometimes they even log in as Ernie himself. Imagine the chuckles when Ernie finds out-UH OH. Someone is going to have to pay the piper! You know what, cancel that show-no one would believe it. Funny!!!!!! d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Dear JN Family, TomShane JetNation.com The whole shocking aspect to this entire thread is that I guess that there is some kind of "family" that lives here? Is that the Manson's or the Munster's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Kidney stones eventually pass though. This is an outrageous lie. I'm sitting here whimpering because my stones will not pass. They are getting nuked on Thursday however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Cool. Then, all you'll have to pass are the razor-sharp fragments. Good luck, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 This is an outrageous lie. I'm sitting here whimpering because my stones will not pass. They are getting nuked on Thursday however. We already knew about your stones. And your aunt eartha's family picnic, the crocheted underwear you bought on E-bay, your second order of Enzyte and the plethora of prescriptions for genital warts. JN has the best spyware money can buy, and you can bet on it! Odds are 3-1 in favor of JN. Consult the new gambling online Icon on the JN homepage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al NYC Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 The whole shocking aspect to this entire thread is that I guess that there is some kind of "family" that lives here? Is that the Manson's or the Munster's? If JetNation is a family, then TomShane is definitely the creepy uncle who isn't allowed to be alone with any of the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 If JetNation is a family, then TomShane is definitely the creepy uncle who isn't allowed to be alone with any of the kids. Very funny Al. Now come see me in my conversion van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 We already knew about your stones. And your aunt eartha's family picnic, the crocheted underwear you bought on E-bay, your second order of Enzyte and the plethora of prescriptions for genital warts. JN has the best spyware money can buy, and you can bet on it! Odds are 3-1 in favor of JN. Consult the new gambling online Icon on the JN homepage. We lure you in. Then we "sell" you the spyware removal tool. $49 to be released soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Very funny Al. Now come see me in my conversion van. ok with this post i might go the way of SD99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Since TX and Sack got banned, are they now going to start their own Jets website? www.jetheaven.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Good call in banning SD99. This place would have gotten extremely ugly around with him around here. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al NYC Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Very funny Al. Now come see me in my conversion van. Haha. Amazingly, my girlfriend has an uncle who actually lives in a conversion van. Seriously, when he visits her family, he sleeps in the van, parked out in the driveway. he's clearly got some sort of mental issues, but I can't help making fun of him every chance I get. Tom, that could be you someday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Haha. Amazingly, my girlfriend has an uncle who actually lives in a conversion van. Seriously, when he visits her family, he sleeps in the van, parked out in the driveway. he's clearly got some sort of mental issues, but I can't help making fun of him every chance I get. Tom, that could be you someday... Is that a pic of you in your avatar? You look ALOT like this kid I know in school, who also happens to be a die hard jets fan like myself. Very weird coincidence. Like an identical twin or somethin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Haha. Amazingly, my girlfriend has an uncle who actually lives in a conversion van. Seriously, when he visits her family, he sleeps in the van, parked out in the driveway. he's clearly got some sort of mental issues, but I can't help making fun of him every chance I get. Tom, that could be you someday... No way Tom ever saves up enough money to buy his own van! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 We already knew about your stones. And your aunt eartha's family picnic, the crocheted underwear you bought on E-bay, your second order of Enzyte and the plethora of prescriptions for genital warts. JN has the best spyware money can buy, and you can bet on it! Odds are 3-1 in favor of JN. Consult the new gambling online Icon on the JN homepage. The Enzyte was for a friend. He just happened to order it from my computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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