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Beating the Patriots is 100X better in German


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Lol! 

Before the first play the're talking about the Falcons/Panthers game.

Before the Enunwa catch he's basically sayin "He catches the ball, runs, HE CAN GAIN MORE! (yards) AND MORE, AND MORE!"

"And now, that's some great field position for the Jets to win the game"

While they're showing the replay they're pointing out that one of the Pats DB's was interrupted and that's why he couldn't get after Enunwa. They say that could have been called as offensive pass interference and calling it as "mirring"? or "mirroring" ?! LOL. Guess they meant a "rub" play. Or pick play.Idiots :D

After the next play when Marshall catched the ball the're sayin "He catches the ball" and "Oh my goodness..." (in a whiny voice) . Have to say here that especially these two idiots like/love the Pats bcs Sebastian Vollmer is German. And always referring to Tom Brady as Giselle Buendchens wife. Lol.But as mentioned above with the rub play, they're idiots. Like all pats fans :D 

They then talk about how that game remembers him of the Giants game and how the Jets just made it into overtime and then won.

next/last play "So how cool is he (Fitz) on THAT play? , HE THROWS THE LOB PASS, HE CATCHES IT, TOUCHDWON JETS, THEY WIN IN OVERTIME AGAINST THE PATRIOTS AND NOW CONTROL THEIR OWN DESTINY FOR THE PLAYOFFS" "I'M EXHAUSTED, WHAT A GAME!"

They than say it's the Pats fault they lost, because they let the clock run down on the end of regulation and then messed up the coint toss. 

 

Yes, that's the reason they lost and we won. As if they could just walk up the field whenever they wan to score a TD. Hate that announcer duo. They're usually announcing soccer games and the Super Bowl on German television. But yes, the really sound fired up!

 

 

 

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Lol! 

Before the first play the're talking about the Falcons/Panthers game.

Before the Enunwa catch he's basically sayin "He catches the ball, runs, HE CAN GAIN MORE! (yards) AND MORE, AND MORE!"

"And now, that's some great field position for the Jets to win the game"

While they're showing the replay they're pointing out that one of the Pats DB's was interrupted and that's why he couldn't get after Enunwa. They say that could have been called as offensive pass interference and calling it as "mirring"? or "mirroring" ?! LOL. Guess they meant a "rub" play. Or pick play.Idiots :D

After the next play when Marshall catched the ball the're sayin "He catches the ball" and "Oh my goodness..." (in a whiny voice) . Have to say here that especially these two idiots like/love the Pats bcs Sebastian Vollmer is German. And always referring to Tom Brady as Giselle Buendchens wife. Lol.But as mentioned above with the rub play, they're idiots. Like all pats fans :D 

They then talk about how that game remembers him of the Giants game and how the Jets just made it into overtime and then won.

next/last play "So how cool is he (Fitz) on THAT play? , HE THROWS THE LOB PASS, HE CATCHES IT, TOUCHDWON JETS, THEY WIN IN OVERTIME AGAINST THE PATRIOTS AND NOW CONTROL THEIR OWN DESTINY FOR THE PLAYOFFS" "I'M EXHAUSTED, WHAT A GAME!"

They than say it's the Pats fault they lost, because they let the clock run down on the end of regulation and then messed up the coint toss. 

 

Yes, that's the reason they lost and we won. As if they could just walk up the field whenever they wan to score a TD. Hate that announcer duo. They're usually announcing soccer games and the Super Bowl on German television. But yes, the really sound fired up!

 

 

 

Wow.  I just assumed they were the marching orders of the 4th Reich, mixed with some American names and football terms to throw us off.

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Good question.  No clue.  Maybe they were put on a more "important" game?  Perhaps figuring the Jets would've lost and they wanted the bigger names calling a more relevant game?

I have Sunday Ticket and I looked at the other games running on CBS briefly. They weren't in any of them, so appaprently they did not announce a Sunday game. Did they do some other game on a different day?

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Lol! 

Before the first play the're talking about the Falcons/Panthers game.

Before the Enunwa catch he's basically sayin "He catches the ball, runs, HE CAN GAIN MORE! (yards) AND MORE, AND MORE!"

"And now, that's some great field position for the Jets to win the game"

While they're showing the replay they're pointing out that one of the Pats DB's was interrupted and that's why he couldn't get after Enunwa. They say that could have been called as offensive pass interference and calling it as "mirring"? or "mirroring" ?! LOL. Guess they meant a "rub" play. Or pick play.Idiots :D

After the next play when Marshall catched the ball the're sayin "He catches the ball" and "Oh my goodness..." (in a whiny voice) . Have to say here that especially these two idiots like/love the Pats bcs Sebastian Vollmer is German. And always referring to Tom Brady as Giselle Buendchens wife. Lol.But as mentioned above with the rub play, they're idiots. Like all pats fans :D 

They then talk about how that game remembers him of the Giants game and how the Jets just made it into overtime and then won.

next/last play "So how cool is he (Fitz) on THAT play? , HE THROWS THE LOB PASS, HE CATCHES IT, TOUCHDWON JETS, THEY WIN IN OVERTIME AGAINST THE PATRIOTS AND NOW CONTROL THEIR OWN DESTINY FOR THE PLAYOFFS" "I'M EXHAUSTED, WHAT A GAME!"

They than say it's the Pats fault they lost, because they let the clock run down on the end of regulation and then messed up the coint toss. 

 

Yes, that's the reason they lost and we won. As if they could just walk up the field whenever they wan to score a TD. Hate that announcer duo. They're usually announcing soccer games and the Super Bowl on German television. But yes, the really sound fired up!

 

 

 

Also, what is German for Foot Porn, asking for a friend...

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Cool video. I worked in Düsseldorf for a couple years and Germans seem to have a genuine liking for our football.

The Germans kept the World Legue alive in Europe. I think they have their own league now.

Great video.

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Nantz and Simms did the Saturday Night game

Thanks. Didn't realize that. I almost never watch night games, unless the Jets are in them. Wish the NFL would go back to starting Saturday playoff games at 1:00,  with the 2nd game back at 4:00. I know, I know. Never gonna happen.

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Also, what is German for Foot Porn, asking for a friend...

Lol.Are you friends with Rex? :D Don't know if there's a specific word for that. Maybe "Fuss Fetisch" which would mean the same as Foot Fetish. Or "Fuss Porno" if you translate it word for word. As I'm writing this I'm thinking jeez the guy that could probably give us the answer for that was once our head coach...

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