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The greatest coach in football history who stresses fundamentals, discipline and execution above all else?

I’m sorry, but he stood us up at the altar 25 years ago…

I have a weak and effeminate ego that just can’t cope with that.

Why can’t we hire Cincinnati’s unproven OC instead?

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2 minutes ago, Untouchable said:

The greatest coach in football history who stresses fundamentals, discipline and execution above all else?

I’m sorry, but he stood us up at the altar 25 years ago…

I have a weak and effeminate ego that just can’t cope with that.

Why can’t we hire Cincinnati’s unproven OC instead?

I'd rather make him an offer he can't refuse, before the Giants do

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27 minutes ago, NYJets8 said:

I'd rather make him an offer he can't refuse, before the Giants do

Anyone with a brain would 

But…Belichick bad…cheater…deflated footballs…betrayed us…blah blah blah

Meanwhile we’re sitting around with the most stacked team we’ve had in decades and a two year window to make it work.

And the single biggest question around the entire team is the HC and OC.

Bring in Belichick and McDaniels and regulate Hackett to QB coach/“assistant” OC.

Everyone wins

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Fire Saleh.

Hire Bellichick.

At Bellichick’s introductory press conference after the new coach’s remarks, Woody goes to the microphone and announces BB’s firing by holding up a napkin that says You are fired as HC of the NYJ, and has security escort BB out of the building after tasing him.

Jets then hire Mike Vrabel as HC.

 

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1 hour ago, Beerfish said:

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I'd take the dog over Saleh as head coach of the Jets. At least the dog can administer a few bites to players who don't pull their weight in practice. What does Saleh do? Based on the game tape, he doesn't hold anyone accountable for blowing their assignments or missing tackles.

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1 hour ago, Sonny Werblin said:

Fire Saleh.

Hire Bellichick.

At Bellichick’s introductory press conference after the new coach’s remarks, Woody goes to the microphone and announces BB’s firing by holding up a napkin that says You are fired as HC of the NYJ, and has security escort BB out of the building after tasing him.

Jets then hire Mike Vrabel as HC.

 

THIS I will accept lol

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39 minutes ago, mrcoops said:

Try to get Pete Carroll out of the lecture hall, and onto our sideline.  Do it now.

I hate Belicheat, but I'd even take him over the inept stair-running meathead we have running the show right now.

Pete Carroll would take this job in a heartbeat.  He has no other options (nor will he be offered any).  

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39 minutes ago, mrcoops said:

Try to get Pete Carroll out of the lecture hall, and onto our sideline.  Do it now.

I hate Belicheat, but I'd even take him over the inept stair-running meathead we have running the show right now.

You'd "even" take him over Saleh?  You do realize how ridiculous that sounds.  One guy is in the convo for GOAT HC, while the other is Robert Saleh.

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5 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

You'd "even" take him over Saleh?  You do realize how ridiculous that sounds.  One guy is in the convo for GOAT HC, while the other is Robert Saleh.

Well, partially that's my hatred for Belicheat's general scumbagishness, and partially it's because Belichick without Brady isn't in the convo as the greatest HC ever. BB owes a huge amount to Brady - once he lost Brady, he lost his aura of greatness.

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3 minutes ago, mrcoops said:

Well, partially that's my hatred for Belicheat's general scumbagishness, and partially it's because Belichick without Brady isn't in the convo as the greatest HC ever. BB owes a huge amount to Brady - once he lost Brady, he lost his aura of greatness.

BB has caused us a ton of pain over the years so I totally get it.  But we've got a bottom-tier HC right now. 

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Just now, TuscanyTile2 said:

BB has caused us a ton of pain over the years so I totally get it.  But we've got a bottom-tier HC right now. 

We don’t have to like our HC afterall.  If he came here and won, we’d get over it really fast, lol!  
 

We need to find a Parcells type again.  Prob was the last time we had a legitimate coach.  Everyone since then has been a first timer, no?

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10 minutes ago, Rochester Jets said:

We don’t have to like our HC afterall.  If he came here and won, we’d get over it really fast, lol!  

We need to find a Parcells type again.  Prob was the last time we had a legitimate coach.  Everyone since then has been a first timer, no?

Yes.  And we passed on pursuing Harbaugh.

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