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The 2nd Annual JetNation Awards


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Most Underrated Poster – johnny green balls

Most Knowledgeable Poster – Sperm Edwards

Most Annoying Poster – Jetfan16 and nyjunc

Funniest Poster –Max and Jetmo

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster –Garb -no offense to my buddy Gainzo ;)

Best Overall Poster on JetNation –Tie=Sperm and Max

Post of the Year – Sperm Edwards on the history of Herman Edwards

Biggest Homer – tie=ecurb and madmike

Best Avatar/Signature – Sperm is my customizer,I go with him

Most Improved Poster – I'm still kind of a n00b,so I will refrain from voting

Best New Poster – I'm still kind of a n00b,so I will refrain from voting

Thread of the Year –

JetNation Moment – The Jetmo crisis/battle of message boards voting :lol:

Moderator of the Year –Smizzy

Lounge Lizard – jetsrule128

Chat Room Ruler –Alk

International Poster –Panzer

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Most Underrated Poster – kidhuman

Most Knowledgeable Poster – southfloridajets

Most Annoying Poster – any patriot fan

Funniest Poster – Alk

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – pfkish

Best Overall Poster on JetNation – Max

Post of the Year – anything jet related

Biggest Homer – ECURB

Best Avatar/Signature –

Most Improved Poster –

Best New Poster –

Thread of the Year –

JetNation Moment –

Moderator of the Year –

Lounge Lizard –

Chat Room Ruler –

International Poster

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Most Underrated Poster – jetheelz

Most Knowledgeable Poster – bitonti

Most Annoying Poster – Jetfan13

Funniest Poster – joewilly

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – Garb

Best Overall Poster on JetNation – Bob

Post of the Year – http://www.jetnation.com/?p=573

Biggest Homer – BZ

Best Avatar/Signature – Panzer

Most Improved Poster – ecurb2369

Best New Poster – Bill Parcells

Thread of the Year – The YouTube Thread

JetNation Moment – Soothnation

Moderator of the Year – stormshadow19

Lounge Lizard – SouthernJet

Chat Room Ruler – Bren (she's my chatroom queen)

International Poster – Panzer

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Most Underrated Poster –

Most Knowledgeable Poster – Sperm Edwards

Most Annoying Poster – The Troll

Funniest Poster –

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – Gainzo

Best Overall Poster on JetNation –

Post of the Year –

Biggest Homer – ecurb2369

Best Avatar/Signature – Smizzy

Most Improved Poster –

Best New Poster –

Thread of the Year – Plummer vs Chad

JetNation Moment –

Moderator of the Year – Smizzy

Lounge Lizard – SouthernJet

Chat Room Ruler – ALK

International Poster – Panzer

* I will try and fill in the blanks...

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Most Underrated Poster – Jetheelz

Most Knowledgeable Poster – Me

Most Annoying Poster – Everyone on my ignore list

Funniest Poster – I dunno...

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – PFSIKH

Best Overall Poster on JetNation – Me

Post of the Year – Anything I've posted

Biggest Homer – BZ

Best Avatar/Signature – PDM

Most Improved Poster – I dunno

Best New Poster – No such thing

Thread of the Year – Any I started

JetNation Moment – You don't wanna know

Moderator of the Year – Me

Lounge Lizard – GG

Chat Room Ruler – Bren

International Poster – PDM

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**JetNation awards official ballot***

Most Underrated Poster – GimmeShelter

Most Knowledgeable Poster – Sperm Edwards

Most Annoying Poster – Jetsrule128/Ecurb2369 (can't decide)

Funniest Poster – Johnny Greenballs

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – Gainzo

Best Overall Poster on JetNation – Sperm Edwards

Post of the Year – http://www.jetnation.com/?p=609

Biggest Homer – BZ

Best Avatar/Signature – Panzer's BZ sigs

Most Improved Poster – 124

Best New Poster –Didn't realize Green Machine registered in '05,so instead my vote goes to ONEMANSWARM. (Couldn't even get my own vote)

Thread of the Year – Gotta be Jake Plummer vs Chad Pennington

JetNation Moment – The change over to SoothNation

Moderator of the Year – TaborJet/Faba

Lounge Lizard – SouthernJet

Chat Room Ruler – Alk.

International Poster – PDM

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Most Underrated Poster –

Most Knowledgeable Poster – Bitonti

Most Annoying Poster – ecurb

Funniest Poster – joewilly

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – SJ

Best Overall Poster on JetNation – Scott Dierking

Post of the Year –http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showpost.php?p=247987&postcount=114

Biggest Homer –madmike wins this because he's a complete homer for two different teams.

Best Avatar/Signature –PDM

Most Improved Poster – Barton

Best New Poster – GreenMachine

Thread of the Year – The SI/JI/JN/NYYJetsfans.com thread.

JetNation Moment – Soothnation

Moderator of the Year –Max

Lounge Lizard – Greengal

Chat Room Ruler –Alk

International Poster –jets128-I don't know where he's from, but it's certainly not this planet.

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**JetNation awards official ballot***

Most Underrated Poster – greengal ( with a shout out to verde who is funnier & smarter than given credit for)

Most Knowledgeable Poster – sperm edwards ( scott dierking a very close 2nd)

Most Annoying Poster – boom boom mancini ( honorable mention goes to max though. sometimes he acts like he owns the site)

Funniest Poster – green dna (this is tough. max,bob,alk,johnny,smizzy,gob & on & on

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – alk ( sorry garb, it says best not favorite, though I think that's alk too ;) )

Best Overall Poster on JetNation – southernjet

Post of the Year –airforce jet- the ming dynasty is overated based on strength of schedule

Biggest Homer – bz for jets. ( bill parcels for jetnation. anyone else notice how he follows max around and laughs out loud )

Best Avatar/Signature – I'll have to check & get back( sorry I thought I came prepared )

Most Improved Poster – 124 (shout out to barton)

Best New Poster – green machine ( bill parcels will probably get my vote next year )

Thread of the Year – jake vs chad if it's the tx banning thread. otherwise I enjoyed alks walk the plank thread......pretty cool dad.

JetNation Moment – it's gotta be friday afternoon @1:32 pm on december 15th. johnny greenballs farted in what was a very crowded chatroom. 6 people passed out, 12 people who alk didn't even invite rushed to the door knocking verde down in their haste to escape, the rest of us were left dazed, confused & very woozey

Moderator of the Year – faba ( it's really a tie between all of you but maybe this will get this guy off my back )

Lounge Lizard – southernjet

Chat Room Ruler –alk

international poster-

International Poster –

- van doug( kudo's to scottish jet or whatever his new name is) )
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Most Underrated Poster – GreenBeans and Bob

Most Knowledgeable Poster – Sperm Edwards

Most Annoying Poster – Thai Jet

Funniest Poster – Max. He never fails to crack me up

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – Garb

Best Overall Poster on JetNation – Sperm or G.O.B. Both are great in their own way

Post of the Year – Any "Bill Belichick is the Devil" thread

Biggest Homer – BZ. Sorry ecurb, but pimping yourself has destroyed your chances

Best Avatar/Signature – Smizzy. His Tom Brady in a halter top kills me

Most Improved Poster – 124. He has come a long way

Best New Poster – The Tuna........ Bill Parcells

Thread of the Year – "I was banned thread from TGG/JI" Comical

JetNation Moment – PatsfanTX being banned. I never thought I would see the day

Moderator of the Year – faba. Class all the way

Lounge Lizard – greengal. There is no other

Chat Room Ruler – Duh. Alk of course

International Poster – #27TheDominator*

*I'm not sure if he counts though as he is Yank living in Italy. If he is inelgible my vote goes to , Mr. VB, vanDoug.

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Most Underrated Poster – Sperm Edwards

Most Knowledgeable Poster – Bitonti

Most Annoying Poster – That's not banned yet? Boom Boom Mancini

Funniest Poster – Marko Cavka

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – Gainzo

Best Overall Poster on JetNation – Sperm Edwards

Post of the Year – From Sperm Edwards:

Hello?!? The Browns are obviously one of the top 32 teams in the whole world. They got a letter from the commissioner saying they play on Sundays. Not every football team across the country gets the letter. But obviously they got the letter. And we got the letter. Obviously, we both got letters that not everyone got. And I’m obviously proud of that. I tell my players that and they appreciate it. It makes them feel like men. I treat my players like men. Because that’s what they are, obviously. They are men. They aren’t little boys or women or bicycles or pool cleaner or mesquite barbecue sauce. I obviously know that. And I tell them that I know that. And they appreciate that I know that and tell them that I know that. It could flustrate them to tell them otherwise or to not tell them at all. I know that. I know. Men obviously don’t like to be flustrated. It flustrates them. And then obviously they won’t want any kool-aid. And I want them to drink that kool-aid. They should drink it. They have earned it as men. They’ve earned it because they’ve swept the corners. Like Lia and I always tell our son. Don’t forget to sweep the corners. If I go in there I’m checking the corners so I know they’re swept. But he’s not a player. The players are players. And they’re also men. And I don’t need to treat them like that. They’ve already swept their corners. And that’s why they’re here. Obviously.

Biggest Homer – BZ

Best Avatar/Signature – Panzer

Most Improved Poster – 80

Best New Poster – GreenMachine

Thread of the Year – Banning of Tx

JetNation Moment – Banning of Tx

Moderator of the Year – G.O.B.

Lounge Lizard – The Canadian Jet Girl

Chat Room Ruler – Alk

International Poster – #27 Dominator

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**JetNation awards official ballot***

Most Underrated Poster – ladyjet (she doesnt post much...but when she does, she rocks!)

Most Knowledgeable Poster – knowledgeable about what? the draft- that would be Bit, Movies? that would be SJ, shoes- thaat would be garby., titan centers? that would be bren! working out? that would be Verde, sex with sheep or smizzy, that would be max......see another award that i cant answer...

Most Annoying Poster – max

Funniest Poster – greenbeans!!! ( read his potw commentary!!)

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – ms. chick pea ( aka garb)

Best Overall Poster on JetNation – i've thought about this for awhile and i cant pick one... this to me is like the academy awards... they only give one "best picture" award...and that is why comedies never win ... they usually pick the "deep" movie... and frankly i prefer to laugh... anyway... i digress.... to many posters here are unique and interesting and i just cant pick one.

Post of the Year –

Biggest Homer – bz!! ( where are you, buddy?? :( )

Best Avatar/Signature – verde! all her work is the BOMB!!!

Most Improved Poster – 124/gainzo

Best New Poster – jetophile ( dont agree with everything she says... but her comments are always interesting! she is a hot tamale!!)

Thread of the Year – jc's training camp thread ( minus the milf parts ;) )

JetNation Moment – tx banning ( it didnt saay a good moment ) miss ya tx!! :)

Moderator of the Year – they all rock!!

Lounge Lizard – jfbm / southernjet

Chat Room Ruler – alk!!!

International Poster – vanDoug

best return of a poster - stormie! ;)

ok will finish later.... ;)

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Most Underrated Poster – Jetheelz

Most Knowledgeable Poster –

Most Annoying Poster – Alk(but he can be damn funny, its his avatar that annoys me really)

Funniest Poster – Ecurb

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – Garb

Best Overall Poster on JetNation –

Post of the Year –

Biggest Homer – Ecurb

Best Avatar/Signature – Avatar - greengal/Sig - Mine

Most Improved Poster – ???

Best New Poster – Rookie of the year award - ???

Thread of the Year – ???

JetNation Moment – Pat losing to the Colts in the AFC Championship game.

Moderator of the Year – Max

Lounge Lizard – LadyJet2280

Chat Room Ruler – dont go there, cant answer

International Poster – ???

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**JetNation awards official ballot***

Most Underrated Poster – Boozer, I don't always agree with him but he always makes good points to defend his side. Which isn't easy to do since he is usually on the wrong side. :)

Most Knowledgeable Poster – R44 (he doesn't post much because he is better than us. But that guy is friggin smart).

Most Annoying Poster – Glenn Foley's Family Tree

Funniest Poster – Joe Willy, Green DNA, Johnny Green Balls

Best Overall Non-Jets Fan Poster – Gainzo and Alk

Best Overall Poster on JetNation – Baseball Forum = mbn007 Football Forum = Scott Dierking

Post of the Year – So many to choose from: http://www.jetnation.com/?p=539 (Rich Cimini missed the mark with this one ;) )

But I am voting for myself. I posted about this dysfunctional family of ours:

http://www.jetnation.com/?p=529

Biggest Homer – ecurb (this one isn't even close :P )

Best Avatar/Signature – Panzer's line of BZ stuff. HYSTERICAL.

Most Improved Poster – 124 (he has grown up right before our very eyes. Stop growing now Joe you friggin Giant).

Best New Poster – (Greenmachine isn't a new poster imo). So I would say: GustoonArmy, lancemehl, mangenious420, thaijet are all runner ups. To the WINNER: Bill Parcells.

Thread of the Year – The new secret VIP forum. Man I loved that one. Everyone lecturing us on how hypocritical we had become after they were denied access to this "secret" forum.

Funny stuff.

JetNation Moment – Tough call. 3 stand out for me. The Soothnation stuff was good because we bought the domain name at like 8pm the night before (and we still own it, lol: http://soothnation.com) but the Sports Illustrated stuff was funny. I still haven't figured out who rigged the voting here and why they LOST??? :P

Anyhow more recently I think the football paradise spamming thing was funny. Those guys were spamming all of our member here via pm. So a bunch of people signed up over there. It was like the old days: Sooth, Max, TomShane, Limo all together in one site. There were many other users as well. Really cracked up. I am told that a bunch of you guys had your IP banned over there. Luckily I wasn't part of it so I can still see that board. ;)

Moderator of the Year – Faba. He is going to win this every year. He is the man. I am proud of all the moderators here. Smizzy works so damn hard to spread the word about this site. GOB heads up the Central USA tailgating division and makes a mean bratwurst from what I hear. Sperm is sick with the cap and really knows his stuff. And Tabor is pretty quick with the fat jokes! Plus he handles the early morning patrol here since he wakes up at an UnGodly hour.

But Faba is just the man. He never fights with anybody. He has no agenda. He just wants to talk about the Jets.

All of the mods take a lot of crap and I know the job they do isn't worth it. So a BIG thank you to all of them.

Lounge Lizard – Has to be Greengal. As a matter of fact the Lounge was created for her. Otherwise we feared she would hang out in the NFL forum. That would be bad. :P Runnerup award goes to SouthernJet. He posts fecal humor 24 x 7. But he gets people talking!

Chat Room Ruler – Tough call. There are a few groups. You have Verde, Garb and Greengal always on the prowl for info. You have Alk and his pppssssstttttt each week. Then you have Bren.

My vote goes to Bren. You haven't lived until you tried deciphering her words on bowling night. :P

International Poster – VanDoug is a very good poster. And we seem to have a large contingent lately from the UK. Panzer is a whacko but he is our whacko. But the award goes to #27 The Dominator. I don't remember when he signed up but he might also qualify for best new poster. This is the definition of a good poster.

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