JetCane Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 all the little people are invited to her funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 all the little people are invited to her funeral. To carry the casket no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green_blood Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 and throw it down a cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 and throw it down a cliff. She is going deeper than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Garb Fun Vaccum Bot says: "momma, noooooooooooo!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Sheesh. If that is not the mother of the Prince of Darkness I don't know who else is could be. FUGLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Wonder if they have condo's in hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Wonder if they have condo's in hell? no, but they now have a new hotelier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I'm sure somebody here would hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Ewwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I'm sure somebody here would hit it. With a baseball bat maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I'm sure somebody here would hit it. I'm sure ghost would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Sheesh. If that is not the mother of the Prince of Darkness I don't know who else is could be. FUGLY. Wildenstein? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 With a baseball bat maybe... umm, it's hard enough to use a baseball bat on a living girl, I have to imagine it would be next to impossible once rigermortis sets in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 its not nice to make fun of the dead but this one is an exception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 When she gets "down there" what will her room be like? Soap bar all crumbly? Will her heater smell like burning dust and set off the fire alarm? (happened to me) Will her remote be glued to the top of the TV? And will the TV only get 2 fuzzy local CW stations and PBS? Rotary phone? 95cents for local and 1-800? ...will the dresser have a Bible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I'm sure ghost would. Says the troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I hope hell is twice as hot as those apartments with no AC she made people live in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 No vacancy in heaven, go straight to hell Kunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 She was a horrid, racist, raging, privileged slob. She should only get buried with gentiles, so she has reason to haunt her hotels and get b*tch slapped for her sins. Me, I'm eating a bagel with lox and clinking bad coffee with a friend. Meanwhile, Jerry Falwell got defended here. If people suck in life, they also suck when they're no longer breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 She was a horrid, racist, raging, privileged slob. She should only get buried with gentiles, so she has reason to haunt her hotels and get b*tch slapped for her sins. Me, I'm eating a bagel with lox and clinking bad coffee with a friend. Meanwhile, Jerry Falwell got defended here. If people suck in life, they also suck when they're no longer breathing. Falwell, can burn too. Don't forget the Pope, and every piece of crap priest that covered up child abuse in churches for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Falwell, can burn too. Don't forget the Pope, and every piece of crap priest that covered up child abuse in churches for years. Blasphemy, you know. Sexual abuse in the Orthodox Jewish Community by Rabbis gets swept, too. No-one should be above the law, but "you can't touch this", you know. Ugh. It's the LYING that kills me. Everywhere. Higher standard, hello. And please don't get me started on the willing inertia of the RCC during the Holocaust. I'm Jewish by osmosis given my Daddy's profession. The entire world sugs, but it shouldn't be that hard to see that for what it was. Anyway, scr*w Leona and may she get pissed on by everyone she ever pissed on. Which in her case means there's no life after death, much less glory of any sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Blasphemy, you know. Sexual abuse in the Orthodox Jewish Community by Rabbis gets swept, too. No-one should be above the law, but "you can't touch this", you know. Ugh. It's the LYING that kills me. Everywhere. Higher standard, hello. And please don't get me started on the willing inertia of the RCC during the Holocaust. I'm Jewish by osmosis given my Daddy's profession. The entire world sugs, but it shouldn't be that hard to see that for what it was. Anyway, scr*w Leona and may she get pissed on by everyone she ever pissed on. Which in her case means there's no life after death, much less glory of any sort. I like your punishment suggestion. I've always believed that every one's hell is unique to them. Having everyone she pissed and sh*t on during her lifetime return and do the same literally to her sounds sweet. Either that or may she hear the phrase "coffee breaks over, everyone back on your heads". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Blasphemy, you know. Sexual abuse in the Orthodox Jewish Community by Rabbis gets swept, too. No-one should be above the law, but "you can't touch this", you know. Ugh. It's the LYING that kills me. Everywhere. Higher standard, hello. And please don't get me started on the willing inertia of the RCC during the Holocaust. I'm Jewish by osmosis given my Daddy's profession. The entire world sugs, but it shouldn't be that hard to see that for what it was. Anyway, scr*w Leona and may she get pissed on by everyone she ever pissed on. Which in her case means there's no life after death, much less glory of any sort. I don't care what religion it is. No one should be above the law. That's why I have no respect for money grubbing preachers and pastors driving sl500's. Rabbis etc....doesn't matter. Covering up crimes commited against people is un forgiveable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Da Bitch died 4 years ago and now it hits the presses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Da Bitch died 4 years ago and now it hits the presses? I know. Look how many years it took for Brezhnev's death to make it to the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I know. Look how many years it took for Brezhnev's death to make it to the news. HAH, that hits an even funnier chord. I remember seeing a copy of 'Newsweek' in college that he kicked the pail. The issue was 5 months old on top of it. "Wait, Brezhnev died?" "Um, yah. Where have you been?" "In the same school as you." I laughed like hell. How could I NOT have heard that....ANYWHERE?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I know. Look how many years it took for Brezhnev's death to make it to the news. :shock:Brezhnev's dead? When? How? Who? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16G-MONEY Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Anyway, scr*w Leona and may she get pissed on by everyone she ever pissed on. Which in her case means there's no life after death, much less glory of any sort. oooo may I get in line? I used to bring her her breakfast at the Park Lane. She was a horrid woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 oooo may I get in line? I used to bring her her breakfast at the Park Lane. She was a horrid woman! Did you work there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16G-MONEY Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Did you work there? Yes. Room service for a summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Yes. Room service for a summer. Did you service Leona? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Did you service Leona? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Helmsley's Dog Gets $12 Million in Will By Associated Press 4 hours agoUPDATED 2 HOURS 43 MINUTES AGO Leona Helmsley and her dog Trouble photographed in Leona ... NEW YORK - Leona Helmsley's dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley's grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire's estate. Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court. She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence, as well as two of four grandchildren from her late son Jay Panzirer _ so long as they visit their father's grave site once each calendar year. Otherwise, she wrote, neither will get a penny of the $5 million she left for each. Helmsley left nothing to two of Jay Panzirer's other children _ Craig and Meegan Panzirer _ for "reasons that are known to them," she wrote. But no one made out better than Trouble, who once appeared in ads for the Helmsley Hotels, and lived up to her name by biting a housekeeper. "I direct that when my dog, Trouble, dies, her remains shall be buried next to my remains in the Helmsley mausoleum," Helmsley wrote in her will. The mausoleum, she ordered, must be "washed or steam-cleaned at least once a year." She left behind $3 million for the upkeep of her final resting place in Westchester County, where she is buried with her husband, Harry Helmsley. She also left her chauffeur, Nicholas Celea, $100,000. She ordered that cash from sales of the Helmsley's residences and belongings, reported to be worth billions, be sold and that the money be given to the Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust. Her longtime spokesman, Howard Rubenstein, had no comment. Helmsley died earlier this month at her Connecticut home. She became known as a symbol of 1980s greed and earned the nickname "the Queen of Mean" after her 1988 indictment and subsequent conviction for tax evasion. One employee had quoted her as snarling, "Only the little people pay taxes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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