Maxman Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Just saw the illegal touching penalty against the Steelers on the onsides kick. Reminded me of @T0mShane's high school career. Dude straight up led the state in illegal touching. Got his varsity letter his freshman year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 They could at least make that penalty sound more manly. 'Illegal man handling of the football!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony MaC Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 There's an easy topical joke here, but I'm gonna resist. Even though its really delicious low hanging fruit that makes me want to grab it and take a bite... that's what Weinstein said. Alright! I'm good. I'm good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 54 minutes ago, Maxman said: Just saw the illegal touching penalty against the Steelers on the onsides kick. Reminded me of @T0mShane's high school career. Dude straight up led the state in illegal touching. Got his varsity letter his freshman year. He was tight end for about a year there, correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Scott Dierking said: He was tight end for about a year there, correct? Started as a tight end, ended up a a wide receiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 55 minutes ago, Scott Dierking said: He was tight end for about a year there, correct? 52 minutes ago, CrazyCarl40 said: Started as a tight end, ended up a a wide receiver. lol!!! Most of Tom's illegal touching penalties were pre-snap. They didn't even involve another player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 You know how they always say, it might not have been a catch, the ball was moving in his hands? They used to say the same thing about Tom. Except he played defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 I played split end and FS in high school. Coach was a huge Parcells acolyte who believed in running the ball into the ground. It was a wealthy suburban high school where everyone made the team and I was, probably, the 12th backup split end. I got on the field for roughly twelve plays, total, and was penalized on four of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, T0mShane said: I played split end and FS in high school. Coach was a huge Parcells acolyte who believed in running the ball into the ground. It was a wealthy suburban high school where everyone made the team and I was, probably, the 12th backup split end. I got on the field for roughly twelve plays, total, and was penalized on four of them. This explains a lot. Women HATE split ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, T0mShane said: I played split end and FS in high school. Coach was a huge Parcells acolyte who believed in running the ball into the ground. It was a wealthy suburban high school where everyone made the team and I was, probably, the 12th backup split end. I got on the field for roughly twelve plays, total, and was penalized on four of them. This is not true. You were good. I know for a fact you were good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Maxman said: This is not true. You were good. I know for a fact you were good. No, no. I was terrible. Zero hand-eye coordination. Ran a 5-flat 40. Awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 4 hours ago, T0mShane said: No, no. I was terrible. Zero hand-eye coordination. Ran a 5-flat 40. Awful. You were the defensive MVP your senior year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 7 hours ago, Maxman said: Just saw the illegal touching penalty against the Steelers on the onsides kick. Reminded me of @T0mShane's high school career. Dude straight up led the state in illegal touching. Got his varsity letter his freshman year. @T0mShane > Kerry Rhodes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, TnT said: @T0mShane > Kerry Rhodes Kerry had him beat on the football field. When it comes to manscaping though, Tom has the edge. Don't ask me how I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 22 minutes ago, Maxman said: Kerry had him beat on the football field. When it comes to manscaping though, Tom has the edge. Don't ask me how I know. Totally believable, some things you just know to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 #MeToo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 14 hours ago, Maxman said: Just saw the illegal touching penalty against the Steelers on the onsides kick. Reminded me of @T0mShane's high school career. Dude straight up led the state in illegal touching. Got his varsity letter his freshman year. Touching yourself is illegal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesr Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Gastineau Lives said: Touching yourself is illegal? especially in the end zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 14 hours ago, T0mShane said: No, no. I was terrible. Zero hand-eye coordination. Ran a 5-flat 40. Awful. Tons of grit and a high motor no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 15 hours ago, Maxman said: lol!!! Most of Tom's illegal touching penalties were pre-snap. They didn't even involve another player. Heard he also had some issues with false starts, but once the other team got called for unnecessary roughness, he cleaned it up pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 16 hours ago, Scott Dierking said: He was tight end for about a year there, correct? I doubt he lasted a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 @dbatesman just FYI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 15 hours ago, T0mShane said: I played split end and FS in high school. Coach was a huge Parcells acolyte who believed in running the ball into the ground. It was a wealthy suburban high school where everyone made the team and I was, probably, the 12th backup split end. I got on the field for roughly twelve plays, total, and was penalized on four of them. I heard you sucked at FS. Lots of touchdowns. Which would tend to happen if you suck on the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Gastineau Lives said: Touching yourself is illegal? Technically he was flagged for not wearing pants while doing it. Sometimes the ref just announces the short version of the penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Maxman said: Technically he was flagged for not wearing pants while doing it. Sometimes the ref just announces the short version of the penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Gastineau Lives said: Best. Call. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 17 hours ago, T0mShane said: I played split end and FS in high school. Coach was a huge Parcells acolyte who believed in running the ball into the ground. It was a wealthy suburban high school where everyone made the team and I was, probably, the 12th backup split end. I got on the field for roughly twelve plays, total, and was penalized on four of them. Devin Smith, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFaninMI Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 19 hours ago, Maxman said: Just saw the illegal touching penalty against the Steelers on the onsides kick. Reminded me of @T0mShane's high school career. Dude straight up led the state in illegal touching. Got his varsity letter his freshman year. Funny. I guess he thought P.E. was short for premature ejaculation and signed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Two words: Mod Lounge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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