Which one of these New York Jets staff/player would you invite to the party?

[Bronx]

Your choices: 

 

The party:

 

 

 

[Ecuadorian Jet]

[Warfish]

[Wit]

I picked Rodgers but I'm switching my vote to Woody. Who knows how one party with a billionaire can change my life for the better?

[FTL Jet Fan]

Will there be bean sprouts, asking for Woody. 

[jetsons]

My choice

[Bronx]

41 minutes ago, Ecuadorian Jet said:

You sound boring in bed, Mr. Missionary. 

[Bronx]

16 minutes ago, jetsons said:

My choice

2nd from the left has a mare's pussy. 

[Larz]

Is this a corporate party or more like a hookers and blow party?

[Bronx]

1 minute ago, Larz said:

Is this a corporate party or more like a hookers and blow party?

Circle-jerkier blanket party. 

[Bronx]

39 minutes ago, Warfish said:

Do you have an interesting topic? Let's hear our sorrows redundantly a la carte PSYOPS.   

 

[JiFtheOracle]

[rtnelson]

My mother is single with an empty nest.  She would probably appreciate it, so I had to go with Zachey Poo.

[Bronx]

2 minutes ago, JagsFanJif said:

She is hot. 

[Bronx]

I forgot this bum!

[Larz]

11 minutes ago, Bronx said:

Circle-jerkier blanket party. 

[Kleckineau]

1 hour ago, Bronx said:

Your choices: 

 

[Jet_Engine1]

Michael Clemons seems like the type of guy I would enjoying hanging out with.. A few drinks, talk about Marcus Aurelius and Stoic Philosophy... maybe Caesars Gallic Wars. I'm sure he likes movies like Braveheart and Gladiator... then cap off the night with a few good barfights or a revenge killing. 

[PS17]

Oh, Bronx 

[SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN]

1 hour ago, Bronx said:

2nd from the left has a mare's pussy. 

[BurntDice]

Probably saleh. Dude ****s. Has like 32 kids 

[jbt]

what a dream team

[Bronx]

10 minutes ago, PS17 said:

Oh, Bronx 

Can I kiss you? 

[Jet_Engine1]

11 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said:

Michael Clemons seems like the type of guy I would enjoying hanging out with.. A few drinks, talk about Marcus Aurelius and Stoic Philosophy... maybe Caesars Gallic Wars. I'm sure he likes movies like Braveheart and Gladiator... then cap off the night with a few good barfights or a revenge killing. 

This just in...

Dianna Russini: NY Jets Player and Poster plot a Night of Mayhem

By Dianna Russini December 8, 2023

In a shocking piece of information obtained from sources within the organization, I have been told secretly and by many members of the organization that are totally believable and real, seriously, that a poster at a Site called "JetNation", a reactionary and inflammatory site of insanity... a place best described by Obi-Wan Kenobi, a true 'wretched hive of scum and villany' has revealed plans that he and Defensive Lineman Michael Clemons are plotting a night of mayhem in the coming days, which may include discussions on the Emperor Commodus, alcoholic beverages and possibly murder. We will follow this shocking story with more news as it breaks. 

 

 

 

[Hex]

Who would I invite? Doesn't matter, because none of them would actually come. I'm some random Jets fan ranting on the Internet, not Jeff Bezos.

[Hex]

1 minute ago, Jet_Engine1 said:

Site called "JetNation", a reactionary and inflammatory site of insanity... a place best described by Obi-Wan Kenobi, a true 'wretched hive of scum and villany'

@Maxman has now sent a cease and desist letter

[oatmeal]

I would invite them all to my 5 year olds birthday party and they can come as themselves, more clowns are always welcomed. 

[JetPotato]

Saleh would be useful to run down to the basement and back up for more ice 

[PS17]

56 minutes ago, Bronx said:

Can I kiss you? 

Do I look like Suzy Kolber? 

[Beerfish]

Douglas, you could rob him blind and he'd fall asleep on the couch.

[ASH1962]

2 hours ago, Bronx said:

2nd from the left has a mare's pussy. 

Could also be a shlong. I mean who knows nowadays?

[St Louie Jet Fan]

Woody, so I can thank him for his tenure as owner with a swift kick in his nuts.

[jago]

jeezuz AR looks wilfred brimley