DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 I am back. I had heart surgery three and a half years ago, and having not died, and not wishing to go soon, I decided to make some changes. Changed my diet, have worked out like a demon, dating younger women, you know, all of the right things. I recognize some names here, but there are a lot of new ones. Or my memory is worse than I think. For those that remember me, I have been a Jets fan since 1965, somewhat of a homer, and am sarcastic most of the time. I have to catch up on the Jets. Between my recovery and their terribleness the last few years, I have not followed them or football at all. I am ready for some football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32EBoozer Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Welcome back..... you will find that the Namath to Maynard connection is not what it used to be. Most of the Joe Namath posters are whiners in my estimation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark78 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, DMaynard said: I am back. I had heart surgery three and a half years ago, and having not died, and not wishing to go soon, I decided to make some changes. Changed my diet, have worked out like a demon, dating younger women, you know, all of the right things. I recognize some names here, but there are a lot of new ones. Or my memory is worse than I think. For those that remember me, I have been a Jets fan since 1965, somewhat of a homer, and am sarcastic most of the time. I have to catch up on the Jets. Between my recovery and their terribleness the last few years, I have not followed them or football at all. I am ready for some football. You didn't miss much except getting a franchise QB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, DMaynard said: I am back. I had heart surgery three and a half years ago, and having not died, and not wishing to go soon, I decided to make some changes. Changed my diet, have worked out like a demon, dating younger women, you know, all of the right things. I recognize some names here, but there are a lot of new ones. Or my memory is worse than I think. For those that remember me, I have been a Jets fan since 1965, somewhat of a homer, and am sarcastic most of the time. I have to catch up on the Jets. Between my recovery and their terribleness the last few years, I have not followed them or football at all. I am ready for some football. Welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section314 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Glad you're back and hopefully feeling well. Honestly, though, I doubt the Jets are on your doctors recovery plan .? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team archer Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 I am a now god here besides that everything is as you remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14 in Green Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, 32EBoozer said: Welcome back..... you will find that the Namath to Maynard connection is not what it used to be. Most of the Joe Namath posters are whiners in my estimation! @joenamathwouldn'tcry and @joewilly12 I'm sending out the Bat Signal, and will now sit down with my Have at it boys!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14 in Green Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Just to help you catch up on what you've missed. We now have a Pro Bowl Safety and a potential franchise QB. Other then that we still suck. Oh wait. We DID sign some special teams demon. I'm told we stole him from the Bears. So there's that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joenamathwouldn'tcry Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, 14 in Green said: @joenamathwouldn'tcry and @joewilly12 I'm sending out the Bat Signal, and will now sit down with my Have at it boys!!! I don't think he means me. Me and @32EBoozer have not had any issues. I'm gonna save my bullets, and keep my powder dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 24 minutes ago, DMaynard said: I am back. I had heart surgery three and a half years ago, and having not died, and not wishing to go soon, I decided to make some changes. Changed my diet, have worked out like a demon, dating younger women, you know, all of the right things. I recognize some names here, but there are a lot of new ones. Or my memory is worse than I think. For those that remember me, I have been a Jets fan since 1965, somewhat of a homer, and am sarcastic most of the time. I have to catch up on the Jets. Between my recovery and their terribleness the last few years, I have not followed them or football at all. I am ready for some football. Welcome back and please take care of yourself. Football is down the list in priorities in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, section314 said: Glad you're back and hopefully feeling well. Honestly, though, I doubt the Jets are on your doctors recovery plan .? Thanks. And good point. They could be the reason for the problem in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, southparkcpa said: Welcome back and please take care of yourself. Football is down the list in priorities in life. Thanks and amen brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 22 minutes ago, Mark78 said: You didn't miss much except getting a franchise QB! That can happen when you draft a QB near the top of the first round. I guess they gave up on projects from rounds 2 to 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark78 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 20 minutes ago, section314 said: Glad you're back and hopefully feeling well. Honestly, though, I doubt the Jets are on your doctors recovery plan .? Yeah, watching a Jets game will not put any stress on your ventricles ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Welcome back DM.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark78 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, DMaynard said: That can happen when you draft a QB near the top of the first round. I guess they gave up on projects from rounds 2 to 4. Ever hear of Hackenberg? He just won the SB for another team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section314 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Mark78 said: Yeah, watching a Jets game will not put any stress on your ventricles ? Just the mentioning of the damn word....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 33 minutes ago, DMaynard said: I am ready for some football. Welcome back. Nice to hear you're not dead. Your post would be really weird if you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Mark78 said: Ever hear of Hackenberg? He just won the SB for another team You're kidding? I did see him in practice once. He would overthrow a screen pass by about ten feet over the head of the RB. He must have finally solved that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Just now, Warfish said: Welcome back. Nice to hear you're not dead. Your post would be really weird if you were. Not weird for this board.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 Just now, Warfish said: Welcome back. Nice to hear you're not dead. Your post would be really weird if you were. The night before the surgery the lead doctor gave me the usual "now I have to tell you, you seem strong, but there is a one to two percent chance you may die in surgery. Here, sign this". Then I told the doctor "well then I have to tell you, there is a one to two percent chance my ghost will haunt the sh*t out of you". He then said "oh boy, I think this one is going to be OK". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Welcome back - did you bring a sandwich for Crusher? Heart failure is a requirement for Jets fans, so you're in good company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, Savage69 said: Welcome back DM.. Thanks buddy. How have you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Harper Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 46 minutes ago, DMaynard said: I am back. I had heart surgery three and a half years ago, and having not died, and not wishing to go soon, I decided to make some changes. Changed my diet, have worked out like a demon, dating younger women, you know, all of the right things. I recognize some names here, but there are a lot of new ones. Or my memory is worse than I think. For those that remember me, I have been a Jets fan since 1965, somewhat of a homer, and am sarcastic most of the time. I have to catch up on the Jets. Between my recovery and their terribleness the last few years, I have not followed them or football at all. I am ready for some football. Best wishes. Glad you are feeling better. And your timing is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jethead Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Glad to see you're still with us. Methinks your timing will turn out to be pretty good. Beginning of a long awaited Jets resurgence! Welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bruce Harper said: Best wishes. Glad you are feeling better. And your timing is good. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 I'm the smart and good looking one ? Welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 17 minutes ago, Larz said: I'm the smart and good looking one ? Welcome back! I remember. And thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark78 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 36 minutes ago, FloridaJetsFan said: Welcome back - did you bring a sandwich for Crusher? Heart failure is a requirement for Jets fans, so you're in good company. Or broken hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Good to see you back, Don. Wondered where you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 One thing I am curious about if someone would like to help me out. Leonard Williams. I remember he was a highly touted DT that the Jets picked with a high #1 draft choice. I remember his rookie season being OK. He seemed more than decent against the run, but not as quick or agile on the pass rush as I was expecting based upon the hype. Just looking at his stats, it looks like he improved in his second year but has not improved since then. Of course, that's just looking at stats. What's the real story on this guy? Just OK but a disappointment given the expectations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, kelticwizard said: Good to see you back, Don. Wondered where you were. Yes, when my doctor found out I was a Jets fan, he recommended taking at least 3 years off before going back to that stress. Been rehabing from the heart surgery. I can still do 4.3. In ten yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Welcome back! I'm not dead yet either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotcheryifyouCan Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 dont know u personally but glad you are okay. get ready this season is going to be a roller coaster. new coach new star running back. sams second year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENBEAN Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 I am back. I had heart surgery three and a half years ago, and having not died, and not wishing to go soon, I decided to make some changes. Changed my diet, have worked out like a demon, dating younger women, you know, all of the right things. I recognize some names here, but there are a lot of new ones. Or my memory is worse than I think. For those that remember me, I have been a Jets fan since 1965, somewhat of a homer, and am sarcastic most of the time. I have to catch up on the Jets. Between my recovery and their terribleness the last few years, I have not followed them or football at all. I am ready for some football.Welcome back buddy! Glad to hear about the improvement to your health. I took 2years off from the stress of the jets too. Came back when I heard we may get a QB! The good news is nothing happened you need to worry about. The bad news? Nothing happened you need to care about. lolSent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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