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jgb Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "So I said to Kurt Warner before he went on DWTS, hey Kurt, when you get on there, this is how to do the cabbage patch man. Don't forget the white man underbite and the judges will love you big guy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 "So I said to Kurt Warner before he went on DWTS, hey Kurt, when you get on there, this is how to do the cabbage patch man. Don't forget the white man underbite and the judges will love you big guy." Macc: "I see. Very interesting. Now, what is this 'Dancing with the Stars' you speak of?" *Sips coffee* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Macc: "I see. Very interesting. Now, what is this 'Dancing with the Stars' you speak of?" *Sips coffee* i love that macc seems like a total personnel geek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "So is that Rex's old foot fetish CD we found in the video player or yours Bowlesy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 "So is that Rex's old foot fetish CD we found in the video player or yours Bowlesy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSU_Jet Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "Yo Mac is that really the list of cornerbacks Idzik got us last year, damn homie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "Look at this draft chart. You did not get proper compensation for trading down in the 3rd round" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrace the Suck Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Bowles - So I held my wife back and told her "that woman is an optometrist not a stripper." Mac - Hmmmmmmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "you got to push it. Push it real good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "then I was like 'who's the boss?' And she said 'you are!' then I was like 'wrong bitch'...." "Da fuq?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Mac I'm tellin you man dont come next to me and let out that white boy gas no more ever. It's nasty bruh.You do that again I'm gonna lay a Cleveland steamer right on top your damn desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "I saw dat ass and was like 'vvvrrrtttttt' six to midnight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "I told you it was bad". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 DAMN!! You eat a sh*t sandwich earlier? Go brush your teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 mac looks like he's sh*tting himself, Bowles recoiling in horror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ylekram Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 i love that macc seems like a total personnel geek yep, ring around the collar and wrinkled shirt fits very nicely on our new gm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Bowles: "Cro won the twitter brawl, YeeHAW" MacC : "I need more coffee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "So I went to shake Woody's hand and he does one of these and I said, 'what is that?' and he was like, 'this isn't how you guys shake hands?' And I was like 'excuse me?'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan719 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Mac: "im afraid i havent heard that one todd" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickJetFan Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Back the f**k off...your not getting my custom hat you dirt bag douche! Now get away from me you troll mfr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Bowles :" Can't touch this !!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Harris Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 "So Mo was all like "I want a new contract" - and you're all like..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Bowles: "Oh sh*t i told fitz not to run gassers all full speed, we are screwed if our starting QB re-injures that leg" Macc: "A tibia fracture to unlikely to occur from a player running in a linear fashion without sideways motion or force applied in a direction perpendicular to his momentum, coach." *sip* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoeword Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 DAMN!! You eat a sh*t sandwich earlier? Go brush your teeth. This is the winner, in my humble opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Fine, I'll teach you how to dougie. I don't want to learn how to dougie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 At the end of the day, get Geno one of those Sanchez pre-season shoulder injuries so Fitz can be the starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 "So I said to Kurt Warner before he went on DWTS, hey Kurt, when you get on there, this is how to do the cabbage patch man. Don't forget the white man underbite and the judges will love you big guy." Bowles: "Oh sh*t i told fitz not to run gassers all full speed, we are screwed if our starting QB re-injures that leg" Macc: "A tibia fracture to unlikely to occur from a player running in a linear fashion without sideways motion or force applied in a direction perpendicular to his momentum, coach." *sip* So far jgb is winning at this game. And yes it's a contest. Prize TBD by Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 So far jgb is winning at this game. And yes it's a contest. Prize TBD by Max. Your favorite movie is Toy Story 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 Your favorite movie is Toy Story 3. I defy any human being born before 1990 to claim they didn't at least shed one tear during Toy Story 3. My favorite movie is The Land Before Time, for the record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 He looks like he pushed Mac out of the way, and caught the arrow mid-air, like a super hero. No caption, but that's what I see every time I look at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 So far jgb is winning at this game. And yes it's a contest. Prize TBD by Max. Guest referee/mop boy at the next Geno Haters Circle Jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 "Yeah our defense is looking really goo.. Wait a minute, Geno just completed a pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 "Remember 2 girls one cup? Well this here is the cup. I got it on EBAY". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Coach Bowles - "you know how many calories are in a grande Starbucks Moca? There so good, but get that sh*t away. I've got to look slim for the camera. I cant even look at the cup. So much temptation." BigMac - "Come'on Todd, dont be so self-conscious, you've got a great figure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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