JiFtheOracle Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, dbatesman said: INT. conference room. UNITEDWHOFANS and his coworkers, TOM, TERRI, and PHIL are discussing the rollout of a new product. TOM: I don't love this ad campaign. It doesn't tell you anything about the product. We need to stop beating around the bush. UNITEDWHOFANS: I do not comprehend, Thomas. There is no bush here, for we are indoors. PHIL: He just means we should be more direct. UNITEDWHOFANS: Thank you, Philip. This phrasing is much more sensible. Prithee, Thomas, speak more clearly. TERRI: What if we split the ads and do a funny spot for TV and an informational spot for print media? That's the best of both worlds. UNITEDWHOFANS: Theresa, there is but one world on which we exist: earth. TOM: Damn it, Whofans, will you cut it out and keep your eye on the ball? UNITEDWHOFANS: I see no ball, nor do I believe that staring at said ball, were it to be produced, would materially assist our efforts. PHIL: Guys, I know tensions are high, but let's just bite the bullet and get through this meeting. UNITEDWHOFANS: I fear, Philip, that biting a bullet might damage my teeth, and in any event your possession of ammunition would contravene our corporate policy about weapons in the office. TERRI: Seriously, Whofans, you have to stop. This isn't rocket science. UNITEDWHOFANS: Finally, Theresa, we are in concordance. This company is an advertising agency, and engaging in rocket science would thus be equal parts frustrating and fruitless for us. TOM, PHIL, TERRI: [commit suicide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntouchableCrew Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 20 minutes ago, dbatesman said: INT. conference room. UNITEDWHOFANS and his coworkers, TOM, TERRI, and PHIL are discussing the rollout of a new product. TOM: I don't love this ad campaign. It doesn't tell you anything about the product. We need to stop beating around the bush. UNITEDWHOFANS: I do not comprehend, Thomas. There is no bush here, for we are indoors. PHIL: He just means we should be more direct. UNITEDWHOFANS: Thank you, Philip. This phrasing is much more sensible. Prithee, Thomas, speak more clearly. TERRI: What if we split the ads and do a funny spot for TV and an informational spot for print media? That's the best of both worlds. UNITEDWHOFANS: Theresa, there is but one world on which we exist: earth. TOM: Damn it, Whofans, will you cut it out and keep your eye on the ball? UNITEDWHOFANS: I see no ball, nor do I believe that staring at said ball, were it to be produced, would materially assist our efforts. PHIL: Guys, I know tensions are high, but let's just bite the bullet and get through this meeting. UNITEDWHOFANS: I fear, Philip, that biting a bullet might damage my teeth, and in any event your possession of ammunition would contravene our corporate policy about weapons in the office. TERRI: Seriously, Whofans, you have to stop. This isn't rocket science. UNITEDWHOFANS: Finally, Theresa, we are in concordance. This company is an advertising agency, and engaging in rocket science would thus be equal parts frustrating and fruitless for us. TOM, PHIL, TERRI: [commit suicide] Incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 31 minutes ago, dbatesman said: INT. conference room. UNITEDWHOFANS and his coworkers, TOM, TERRI, and PHIL are discussing the rollout of a new product. TOM: I don't love this ad campaign. It doesn't tell you anything about the product. We need to stop beating around the bush. UNITEDWHOFANS: I do not comprehend, Thomas. There is no bush here, for we are indoors. PHIL: He just means we should be more direct. UNITEDWHOFANS: Thank you, Philip. This phrasing is much more sensible. Prithee, Thomas, speak more clearly. TERRI: What if we split the ads and do a funny spot for TV and an informational spot for print media? That's the best of both worlds. UNITEDWHOFANS: Theresa, there is but one world on which we exist: earth. TOM: Damn it, Whofans, will you cut it out and keep your eye on the ball? UNITEDWHOFANS: I see no ball, nor do I believe that staring at said ball, were it to be produced, would materially assist our efforts. PHIL: Guys, I know tensions are high, but let's just bite the bullet and get through this meeting. UNITEDWHOFANS: I fear, Philip, that biting a bullet might damage my teeth, and in any event your possession of ammunition would contravene our corporate policy about weapons in the office. TERRI: Seriously, Whofans, you have to stop. This isn't rocket science. UNITEDWHOFANS: Finally, Theresa, we are in concordance. This company is an advertising agency, and engaging in rocket science would thus be equal parts frustrating and fruitless for us. TOM, PHIL, TERRI: [commit suicide] You are Royal Crown to T0mShane's Coca Cola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, sourceworx said: You are Royal Crown to T0mShane's Coca Cola. That's an insult dbutts >>>> tom gayne - all day, everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckkieB Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 I don't quite understand how anyone would be opposed to the Jets drafting ANY QB who would automatically be considered the best QB on the team and a likely day 1 starter, regardless of how low the bar is currently set. If there is a QB with a top 10 draft grade available when the Jets pick comes up and they don't take him, I will not be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, UnitedWhofans said: And it's a joke that makes no sense. Because the Wonderlic does not test for business sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, dbatesman said: INT. conference room. UNITEDWHOFANS and his coworkers, TOM, TERRI, and PHIL are discussing the rollout of a new product. TOM: I don't love this ad campaign. It doesn't tell you anything about the product. We need to stop beating around the bush. UNITEDWHOFANS: I do not comprehend, Thomas. There is no bush here, for we are indoors. PHIL: He just means we should be more direct. UNITEDWHOFANS: Thank you, Philip. This phrasing is much more sensible. Prithee, Thomas, speak more clearly. TERRI: What if we split the ads and do a funny spot for TV and an informational spot for print media? That's the best of both worlds. UNITEDWHOFANS: Theresa, there is but one world on which we exist: earth. TOM: Damn it, Whofans, will you cut it out and keep your eye on the ball? UNITEDWHOFANS: I see no ball, nor do I believe that staring at said ball, were it to be produced, would materially assist our efforts. PHIL: Guys, I know tensions are high, but let's just bite the bullet and get through this meeting. UNITEDWHOFANS: I fear, Philip, that biting a bullet might damage my teeth, and in any event your possession of ammunition would contravene our corporate policy about weapons in the office. TERRI: Seriously, Whofans, you have to stop. This isn't rocket science. UNITEDWHOFANS: Finally, Theresa, we are in concordance. This company is an advertising agency, and engaging in rocket science would thus be equal parts frustrating and fruitless for us. TOM, PHIL, TERRI: [commit suicide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Our QBs will be Jay Cutler, Bryce Petty and Hackenberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the Claw Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 INT. conference room. UNITEDWHOFANS and his coworkers, TOM, TERRI, and PHIL are discussing the rollout of a new product. TOM: I don't love this ad campaign. It doesn't tell you anything about the product. We need to stop beating around the bush. UNITEDWHOFANS: I do not comprehend, Thomas. There is no bush here, for we are indoors. PHIL: He just means we should be more direct. UNITEDWHOFANS: Thank you, Philip. This phrasing is much more sensible. Prithee, Thomas, speak more clearly. TERRI: What if we split the ads and do a funny spot for TV and an informational spot for print media? That's the best of both worlds. UNITEDWHOFANS: Theresa, there is but one world on which we exist: earth. TOM: Damn it, Whofans, will you cut it out and keep your eye on the ball? UNITEDWHOFANS: I see no ball, nor do I believe that staring at said ball, were it to be produced, would materially assist our efforts. PHIL: Guys, I know tensions are high, but let's just bite the bullet and get through this meeting. UNITEDWHOFANS: I fear, Philip, that biting a bullet might damage my teeth, and in any event your possession of ammunition would contravene our corporate policy about weapons in the office. TERRI: Seriously, Whofans, you have to stop. This isn't rocket science. UNITEDWHOFANS: Finally, Theresa, we are in concordance. This company is an advertising agency, and engaging in rocket science would thus be equal parts frustrating and fruitless for us. TOM, PHIL, TERRI: [commit suicide] So much yesses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnitedWhofans Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 2 hours ago, dbatesman said: INT. conference room. UNITEDWHOFANS and his coworkers, TOM, TERRI, and PHIL are discussing the rollout of a new product. TOM: I don't love this ad campaign. It doesn't tell you anything about the product. We need to stop beating around the bush. UNITEDWHOFANS: I do not comprehend, Thomas. There is no bush here, for we are indoors. PHIL: He just means we should be more direct. UNITEDWHOFANS: Thank you, Philip. This phrasing is much more sensible. Prithee, Thomas, speak more clearly. TERRI: What if we split the ads and do a funny spot for TV and an informational spot for print media? That's the best of both worlds. UNITEDWHOFANS: Theresa, there is but one world on which we exist: earth. TOM: Damn it, Whofans, will you cut it out and keep your eye on the ball? UNITEDWHOFANS: I see no ball, nor do I believe that staring at said ball, were it to be produced, would materially assist our efforts. PHIL: Guys, I know tensions are high, but let's just bite the bullet and get through this meeting. UNITEDWHOFANS: I fear, Philip, that biting a bullet might damage my teeth, and in any event your possession of ammunition would contravene our corporate policy about weapons in the office. TERRI: Seriously, Whofans, you have to stop. This isn't rocket science. UNITEDWHOFANS: Finally, Theresa, we are in concordance. This company is an advertising agency, and engaging in rocket science would thus be equal parts frustrating and fruitless for us. TOM, PHIL, TERRI: [commit suicide] Reminds me of MST3K "Prince of Space" "Empirical data suggests the accuracy of my earlier contention that your weapons against me are without merit!" Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 "Wouldn't mind", that's the positive enthusiasm I know I'm looking for in a QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 hours ago, dbatesman said: INT. conference room. UNITEDWHOFANS and his coworkers, TOM, TERRI, and PHIL are discussing the rollout of a new product. TOM: I don't love this ad campaign. It doesn't tell you anything about the product. We need to stop beating around the bush. UNITEDWHOFANS: I do not comprehend, Thomas. There is no bush here, for we are indoors. PHIL: He just means we should be more direct. UNITEDWHOFANS: Thank you, Philip. This phrasing is much more sensible. Prithee, Thomas, speak more clearly. TERRI: What if we split the ads and do a funny spot for TV and an informational spot for print media? That's the best of both worlds. UNITEDWHOFANS: Theresa, there is but one world on which we exist: earth. TOM: Damn it, Whofans, will you cut it out and keep your eye on the ball? UNITEDWHOFANS: I see no ball, nor do I believe that staring at said ball, were it to be produced, would materially assist our efforts. PHIL: Guys, I know tensions are high, but let's just bite the bullet and get through this meeting. UNITEDWHOFANS: I fear, Philip, that biting a bullet might damage my teeth, and in any event your possession of ammunition would contravene our corporate policy about weapons in the office. TERRI: Seriously, Whofans, you have to stop. This isn't rocket science. UNITEDWHOFANS: Finally, Theresa, we are in concordance. This company is an advertising agency, and engaging in rocket science would thus be equal parts frustrating and fruitless for us. TOM, PHIL, TERRI: [commit suicide] This post is everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 hours ago, dbatesman said: INT. conference room. UNITEDWHOFANS and his coworkers, TOM, TERRI, and PHIL are discussing the rollout of a new product. TOM: I don't love this ad campaign. It doesn't tell you anything about the product. We need to stop beating around the bush. UNITEDWHOFANS: I do not comprehend, Thomas. There is no bush here, for we are indoors. PHIL: He just means we should be more direct. UNITEDWHOFANS: Thank you, Philip. This phrasing is much more sensible. Prithee, Thomas, speak more clearly. TERRI: What if we split the ads and do a funny spot for TV and an informational spot for print media? That's the best of both worlds. UNITEDWHOFANS: Theresa, there is but one world on which we exist: earth. TOM: Damn it, Whofans, will you cut it out and keep your eye on the ball? UNITEDWHOFANS: I see no ball, nor do I believe that staring at said ball, were it to be produced, would materially assist our efforts. PHIL: Guys, I know tensions are high, but let's just bite the bullet and get through this meeting. UNITEDWHOFANS: I fear, Philip, that biting a bullet might damage my teeth, and in any event your possession of ammunition would contravene our corporate policy about weapons in the office. TERRI: Seriously, Whofans, you have to stop. This isn't rocket science. UNITEDWHOFANS: Finally, Theresa, we are in concordance. This company is an advertising agency, and engaging in rocket science would thus be equal parts frustrating and fruitless for us. TOM, PHIL, TERRI: [commit suicide] Dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Of course as number 6 pick he will make nice money considering no one has him drafted that high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe W. Namath Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 It will be real interesting if he is on the board at 6. Im not sure if he is going to be good at the next level but it sure would make the 2017 must watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Only we are able to draft Watson is if we offer Cleveland Sheldon Richardson or another player and our #6 pick and move up to #1 I doubt he's there at 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunnie Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 noSent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 7 hours ago, ChuckkieB said: I don't quite understand how anyone would be opposed to the Jets drafting ANY QB who would automatically be considered the best QB on the team and a likely day 1 starter, regardless of how low the bar is currently set. If there is a QB with a top 10 draft grade available when the Jets pick comes up and they don't take him, I will not be happy. But, will you make a post that describes just how unhappy you'll be?? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogglez Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 9 hours ago, dbatesman said: INT. conference room. UNITEDWHOFANS and his coworkers, TOM, TERRI, and PHIL are discussing the rollout of a new product. TOM: I don't love this ad campaign. It doesn't tell you anything about the product. We need to stop beating around the bush. UNITEDWHOFANS: I do not comprehend, Thomas. There is no bush here, for we are indoors. PHIL: He just means we should be more direct. UNITEDWHOFANS: Thank you, Philip. This phrasing is much more sensible. Prithee, Thomas, speak more clearly. TERRI: What if we split the ads and do a funny spot for TV and an informational spot for print media? That's the best of both worlds. UNITEDWHOFANS: Theresa, there is but one world on which we exist: earth. TOM: Damn it, Whofans, will you cut it out and keep your eye on the ball? UNITEDWHOFANS: I see no ball, nor do I believe that staring at said ball, were it to be produced, would materially assist our efforts. PHIL: Guys, I know tensions are high, but let's just bite the bullet and get through this meeting. UNITEDWHOFANS: I fear, Philip, that biting a bullet might damage my teeth, and in any event your possession of ammunition would contravene our corporate policy about weapons in the office. TERRI: Seriously, Whofans, you have to stop. This isn't rocket science. UNITEDWHOFANS: Finally, Theresa, we are in concordance. This company is an advertising agency, and engaging in rocket science would thus be equal parts frustrating and fruitless for us. TOM, PHIL, TERRI: [commit suicide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRy56 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Of course he wouldn't mind. It's a privilege to be any team's quarterback never mind being the quarterback one of the most popular franchises in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 He plays on offense, no chance of being drafted by us in the first round. Undersized LBs and hyped up CBs better get ready though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunnie Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 is he a pocket passer ? did he play from under center ? and can he read and dissect defenses? seriously ... i've only seen highlights.Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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