Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mafia - Game Thread

[BUM-KNEE 14,829]

1 hour ago, Pac said:

This game will be a disgrace. 

HEY!!! Take your wet blanket elsewhere!

[The Crusher 214,110]

1 hour ago, Pac said:

This game will be a disgrace. 

To be fair @CTM is playing. 

[CTM 147,257]

10 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

To be fair @CTM is playing. 

You damn dirty blob

[JustEndTheSuffering 1,541]

My God I step away for a few hours and the thread advanced 5 pages. 

[BUM-KNEE 14,829]

5 hours ago, kdels62 said:

That’s exactly the kinda thing I would say in a game.

I am your alter ego!

Well-endowed folks gotta stick together 

[Spoot-Face 16,864]

6 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

My God I step away for a few hours and the thread advanced 5 pages. 

Yeah, it can do that in these high roster games. It can be quit overwhelming at times. Just be glad a poster named @OH NO.....ITS ZANDER!!!!!! is not playing, because he would automatically double the amount of posts in the game.

Not much being said right now is important, as we're still in the "joking" phase of the game. Just take your time, and you can always keep some notes on the game, if that helps. I may do that myself. @Stark can give you some pointers on that, as he's famous for his spreadsheets and graphs and sh*t.

[Spoot-Face 16,864]

2 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

^^Jif's new favorite player

[The Crusher 214,110]

19 minutes ago, CTM said:

You damn dirty blob

 

[Smashmouth 13,386]

5 hours ago, CTM said:

It's pretty easy to follow, the basics on the players in this game are below. Its just riffs from there. Its dumb as sh*t but been entertaining us idiots every offseason for years 

Crusher  = fat and has been e-dating jif for a decade 

Jif  = stoner twink, crushers bottom 

80 = middle aged virgin, pathological fapper. Likes to organize community faps and nearly shut down site because of it

Spoot = beaver, pervy incel who is looking for a ukranian bride (he once posted a screen shot with an ad)

CtM = noodle dancing hippy, ruins everything 

Gata = takes everything literal, failed turing test, likely a bot as there are no girls on the internet 

Verbal: pasty white, skinny fat acne ridden Ken doll. Larper. Fantasy novel addict. Prone to histrionics and blind lunches 

Smash: stubborn, hot headed, hard headed, block headed. Lots of things that end with headed 

Stark : somehow has avoided being made into a character, which suggests he might be less outlandish of a personality than most here, more likely hes as entertaining as a potato in real life 

If I'm forgetting anyone rule #14*

* means gfy

 

 

 

Its back

[Smashmouth 13,386]

10 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

 

What is Crushers dream girl ?

[Spoot-Face 16,864]

13 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

 

*Jif's erection intensifies*

[The Crusher 214,110]

2 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

What is Crushers dream girl ?

@JiF

[CTM 147,257]

11 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

Its back

Dickhead

[JustEndTheSuffering 1,541]

39 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Yeah, it can do that in these high roster games. It can be quit overwhelming at times. Just be glad a poster named @OH NO.....ITS ZANDER!!!!!! is not playing, because he would automatically double the amount of posts in the game.

Not much being said right now is important, as we're still in the "joking" phase of the game. Just take your time, and you can always keep some notes on the game, if that helps. I may do that myself. @Stark can give you some pointers on that, as he's famous for his spreadsheets and graphs and sh*t.

I appreciate all the help from everyone. Thank you. 

[CTM 147,257]

21 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

I appreciate all the help from everyone. Thank you. 

#14

[Jetscode1 11,842]

Unvote vote Verbal.

[Spoot-Face 16,864]

Just now, Jetscode1 said:

Unvote vote Verbal.

Nice of you to show up.

[Jetscode1 11,842]

Could also vote Crusher.  Magic 8-ball did confirm Verbal is scum.  Please vote him now.

[Jetsfan80 109,069]

Day 1 Vote Count

• Verbal (3) - GATA, Smash, JC
• CTM (3) - Crusher, JustEndTheSuffering, Drums
• GATA (3) - JiF, jvill 51, CTM
• SR24 (1) - Beaver
• JiF (1) - kdels62
• JC (1) - Verbal
• Stark (1) - Spoot
• Brick (1) - Stark

Not Voting (6) - SR24, Brick, BUM-KNEE, pdxgreen, 32EBoozer,  ID.

With 20 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

[Jetscode1 11,842]

Just now, Spoot-Face said:

Nice of you to show up.

With the magic 8-ball motherfukker.  I bring the heat.

Who you got?

[Jetsfan80 109,069]

2 hours ago, Beaver said:

PAC is the type of guy that gets out of the shower to take a leak.

Good lord these rookies are impressive.  Damn impressive son.  

[Jetscode1 11,842]

4 realz!

[Spoot-Face 16,864]

9 minutes ago, Jetscode1 said:

With the magic 8-ball motherfukker.  I bring the heat.

Who you got?

I'm waiting for the Ape to join as a mod-confirmed townie so I can vote him.

Should be a laugh.

[GATA 3,993]

2 hours ago, Jetscode1 said:

4 realz!

Magic 8 ball is back ohhhhh shizzzzz

[Smashmouth 13,386]

4 hours ago, Jetscode1 said:

Could also vote Crusher.  Magic 8-ball did confirm Verbal is scum.  Please vote him now.

Cool then I don't have to move my vote

[CTM 147,257]

7 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

I'm waiting for the Ape to join as a mod-confirmed townie so I can vote him.

Should be a laugh.

Lol, totally going to try and speed lynch him. That was my plan as well.

Ape is at his most damaging to town when mod confirmed. Surefire scum mvp

[CTM 147,257]

7 hours ago, Jetscode1 said:

Could also vote Crusher.  Magic 8-ball did confirm Verbal is scum.  Please vote him now.

Good enough for me, let's introduce the noobs to JN tradition and blind lunch the gerbil

Unvote

Vote verbal 

[BUM-KNEE 14,829]

29 minutes ago, CTM said:

Good enough for me, let's introduce the noobs to JN tradition and blind lunch the gerbil

Unvote

Vote verbal 

Not sure, scared of the explanation forthcoming....

[ID. 239]

8 hours ago, Jetscode1 said:

Could also vote Crusher.  Magic 8-ball did confirm Verbal is scum.  Please vote him now.

Yo, since it’s 1990, I brought out my fresh 8-Ball jacket.  sh*ts dope, told me to vote Verbal as well...

[Jetsfan80 109,069]

Day 1 Vote Count

• Verbal (5) - GATA, Smash, JC, CTM, ID.
• CTM (3) - Crusher, JustEndTheSuffering, Drums
• GATA (2) - JiF, jvill 51
• SR24 (1) - Beaver
• JiF (1) - kdels62
• JC (1) - Verbal
• Stark (1) - Spoot
• Brick (1) - Stark

Not Voting (5) - SR24, Brick, BUM-KNEE, pdxgreen, 32EBoozer

With 20 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

[Drums 3,221]

34 minutes ago, ID. said:

Yo, since it’s 1990, I brought out my fresh 8-Ball jacket.  sh*ts dope, told me to vote Verbal as well...

 

Kobe! 

[Jetsfan80 109,069]

MOD NOTE:  I've sent out PMs to the players who have been non-active so far.  No replacements needed yet but I'll monitor the situation.  

@BrickTamland hasn't even viewed his Role PM yet, lol.  Not as worried about him though.  He's probably just busy disposing of dead bodies from his trunk.  You know, usual midweek to-do list stuff.

[BUM-KNEE 14,829]

40 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Day 1 Vote Count

• Verbal (5) - GATA, Smash, JC, CTM, ID.
• CTM (3) - Crusher, JustEndTheSuffering, Drums
• GATA (2) - JiF, jvill 51
• SR24 (1) - Beaver
• JiF (1) - kdels62
• JC (1) - Verbal
• Stark (1) - Spoot
• Brick (1) - Stark

Not Voting (5) - SR24, Brick, BUM-KNEE, pdxgreen, 32EBoozer

With 20 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

I need to get off the bench and into the game already...

Vote - Verbal

[Jetsfan80 109,069]

Just now, BUM-KNEE said:

I need to get off the bench and into the game already...

Vote - Verbal

 

Thanks.  Make sure you bold your votes moving forward!

[Jetsfan80 109,069]

Day 1 Vote Count

• Verbal (6) - GATA, Smash, JC, CTM, ID., BUM-KNEE
• CTM (3) - Crusher, JustEndTheSuffering, Drums
• GATA (2) - JiF, jvill 51
• SR24 (1) - Beaver
• JiF (1) - kdels62
• JC (1) - Verbal
• Stark (1) - Spoot
• Brick (1) - Stark

Not Voting (4) - SR24, Brick, pdxgreen, 32EBoozer

With 20 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.