The construct a sentence the way Adam Gase draws up plays thread

[BettyBoop]

1 hour ago, JetsFanatic said:

 

Brilliant!

[BettyBoop]

6 hours ago, jgb said:

Omaha! Omaha! Omaha!

That is so 10 minutes ago!

Sioux Falls, Sioux Falls, Sioux Falls!

[BettyBoop]

And starting for the New York Jets....

 

[Ex-Rex]

11 hours ago, dcJet said:

Football going he's coaching where is.

Mind offensive brilliant Gase an has

[Jetsfan80]

I'll yield my time to @JetsFanShawn:

 

On 12/17/2020 at 2:31 PM, JetsFanShawn said:

true that sh*t you have at who they draft and do they fit what they need.

  

On 12/15/2020 at 1:03 PM, JetsFanShawn said:

that is crazy to start em right off the shot with help if they draft em 

  

On 12/14/2020 at 3:32 PM, JetsFanShawn said:

porr staff no line both d and o no outsid wepones not a verey good playbook and QB thats how i put it .

 

[Spoot-Face]

9 hours ago, Irish Jet said:

Hello fellow American.

This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son.

The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.

^^This should have more upvotes.

[Lith]

My sentence would start out clear and concise but devolve ramblings that are unitl end when sense makes nun and werds go badlike nowhere so punt.

[dcJet]

"I'm doing this job to get my face stomped in, not to win"

 

 

Actual Gase quote is:
I'm doing this job to win,” the winless head coach said. “Not to get my face stomped in.” 

[TuscanyTile2]

 

[Jet_Engine1]

[Jet_Engine1]

16 hours ago, Irish Jet said:

Hello fellow American.

This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son.

The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.

[Defense Wins Championships]

 

[Integrity28]

23 hours ago, QB1 said:

Gore.

This.

Dumb enough to ring as authentically Gase, but short, sweet enough where you know he’d have himself convinced that he’s outsmarted everyone thru simplicity.

[BROOKLYN JET]

In the McDonald's delivered me to and the man I McDonald's food bad McDonald's man root beer so I wasn't there so I mad also and poutine instead fries and McDonald's man no doughnuts dough, well then you would when the and McDonald’s mayonnaise when the man put then when mayonnaise then on the employee McDonald’s mayonnaise of the man who then put McDonald’s mayonnaise on when employee had side man McDonald’s mayonnaise of man, when the man for the McDonald's asked and had the mayonnaise and the employee when and the put on the side burger and not when how when the picture was taken it was mayonnaise and the McDonald's.

[David Harris]

16 hours ago, jamesr said:

There aren't many sentences available for 4th and 3.

Omg that line was the most Gase thing ever

[jetophile]

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rival. And the last known Survivor stalks his prey in the night, and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger.

 

[jetophile]

See Spot Run.

[jetophile]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.

[jetophile]

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep.

[jetophile]

Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control. 

 

[jetophile]

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me (double buckshot).

[BROOKLYN JET]

Vamos a tequila, senorita, Bonita I really need it now I ain't got no tengo dinero, caballero Say can we work it out

[Jet Nut]

22 hours ago, BettyBoop said:

I think football is going where Gaze is taking it.

Straight into the 1950's!

[Bugg]

On 12/18/2020 at 12:36 AM, QB1 said:

Gore.

Up the middle. 

Into the teeth of the defensive line.

Delayed handoff.

Same cadence.

Same snap count.

Again.

Repeat.

Again.

 

[Bugg]

On 12/18/2020 at 7:47 AM, jamesr said:

There aren't many sentences available for 4th and 3.

Yes, but the play call on 4th and 3 is always GORE UP THE MIDDLE. 

[playtowinthegame]

I love lamp.

[Integrity28]

On 12/18/2020 at 7:47 AM, jamesr said:

There aren't many sentences available for 4th and 3.

Winner.

[Integrity28]

6 hours ago, jetophile said:

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rival. And the last known Survivor stalks his prey in the night, and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger.

 

 

6 hours ago, jetophile said:

See Spot Run.

 

6 hours ago, jetophile said:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.

 

6 hours ago, jetophile said:

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep.

 

6 hours ago, jetophile said:

Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control. 

 

 

6 hours ago, jetophile said:

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me (double buckshot).

[jetophile]

21 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

 

 

 

 

 

lol. It was 3 in the morning, whaddaya want. 

 

[jetophile]

I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can watch you weave then breathe your story lines. And I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can, keep track of the visions in my eyes.

[32EBoozer]

Gase leave must he need to!

[Jets0712]

I wish da sun stay out later


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[Jets0712]

The ball we must run west to East not south to north.


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[Jet_Engine1]

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles! Highly dubious! What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! I don't mind when you spit at home, but I have to work with these people. Schoolhouse don't put up spittoons, I ain't responsible. Uh, how many of you have a house? All right, now how many of you drove your house to school today! Well, I did. No, I'm not Superman; I just own an RV. Me and the new wife travel the country searching for adventure. Last fall, we won a chili cook-off in Beaumont, Texas. No, I'm not Superman; I'm a judge. Why, just this morning I sentenced my 46th man to death. Oh... no, 47th. Yeah… well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe and a hammer like Snooty, but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon!

[jetophile]

11 hours ago, Jets0712 said:

The ball we must run west to East not south to north.

Signed,

-Santana Moss